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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you
"When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC
"My colleagues and I are relieved and grateful to share that, after eleven days of uncertainty, our students and their mother are returning home," Sackets Harbor Central School District Superintendent Jennifer L. Gaffney said in an email to NPR. School and local officials say the family is on its way back to Sackets Harbor.
This one family appears to be safe for now, largely because their community physically rallied for their release. Others are not.
From the NPR article: "A rally over the weekend drew nearly 1,000 people, according to North Country Public Radio — a massive turnout for a town that the U.S. Census Bureau says has a population of 1,351 people. The town is part of New York's 24th congressional district — rated by the Cook Partisan Voting Index as the most reliably Republican district in the state."
We’ll wait right here and we’ll, I don’t know, shoot the courier when he comes out.
gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better
This works btw
so outside of kink and improv where are people available to express "cartoon villain emotions" with
outrageous political blogging
From the loss of Hoopla, databases, and Wi-Fi hotspots to the closing of rural branches, these stories document the devastating effect of the Trump administration’s policy decisions on public and school libraries across the country.
"The suit, which is joined by AFSCME/AFL-CIO as co-plaintiffs, argues that Trump’s March 14 executive order and subsequent actions taken by acting director Keith Sonderling to shutter the agency are unlawful, and will cause irreparable harm if not stopped.
"...'No statute, constitutional provision, or other source of law authorizes Defendants to dismantle IMLS, to suspend or cancel grants IMLS is statutorily required to disburse, to eliminate the Board, or to prevent IMLS from accessing congressionally appropriated funds,' the complaint states. 'Congress is the only entity that may lawfully dismantle the agency, not the President and certainly not DOGE.'" Do not comply.
Look them in the face and say, "Fuck you, make me."
so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight
millennial ring
terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve
In the aaarms of the angellllllssss…
Give it 3 days. Slimes don't get digested.
funeral CANCELLED im going to the hospital
If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"
Gonna tell my kids this was Twilight
hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead
The trick is to be more curious than you're scared.
Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
