sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

pls reblog <33

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

"low support needs disabled people are often not believed to have a disability at all and therefore struggle to get accommodations."

"high support needs disabled people's accommodations are often seen as 'too much' and therefore are not met."

"neurodivergent people's needs are often dismissed because nothing is physically wrong with them."

"physically disabled people people often cannot physically access buildings and people refuse to do anything about it."

"invisibly disabled people are seen as lazy by society."

"visibly disabled people are ostracized from society."

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE DISABILITY

I miss her hole (the headphone jack on the cell phone)

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

starting to think some of u are homosexuals

Yellowstone National Park by David Wessels

just saw someone imply that a genuine enjoyment of summer is not possible and is instead the result of brainwashing by the education system. alright brother okay sure. relatedly, i am giving up and returning to the soil. i will see u in the loam

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.

How does one do nothing? This is a genuine question. Very chronically ill autistic who wants to create all the time.

I don't know what OP would suggest but here are some restful activities that I've been trying to force myself to do more of:

I could definitely give a lot of that a try! Thank you!

I'm so glad. It's definitely a process for me, too. The brain's pressure to "create, create, create" and the way it equates 'chilling out' with 'losing' or 'wasting' time.

But I just have to keep reminding myself that resting is NOT a waste, it's nourishment and enrichment. I can't grow my creative crops if I don't nurture them with idleness.

👏 REST 👏 IS 👏 WORK 👏

Rest is necessary to sustain any kind of other activity and to maintain your quality of life.

Rest can also be really, really hard.

We live in a society where nonstop go go go is both expected and encouraged, and that can leave us feeling like 1) any time we spend not doing something "productive" is time wasted (don't get me started on the time is money bullshit) and, 2) without any skills or scaffolding when we do come to the realization that we need to rest.

One of the most important things for rest is knowing yourself and what type of rest you need in any given situation. Is it the cognitive rest of meditation or slight stimulation like (re)watching a show/listening to music? Is it the physical rest of sitting down and rubbing your feet or getting up and moving your body? The social rest of hanging out with good company, or saying no to one too many events?

The only really good way to gain this skill set is to practice. This means paying attention to yourself and your needs even— especially— when it is uncomfortable. Taking five minutes to sit in your body or with your mind to really figure out what you are feeling and the associated needs.

Rest also requires the setting of boundaries with yourself, your expectations, and with others. Put on your own oxygen mask before helping others. Give yourself grace for the simple, incredibly human need to breathe. Remind yourself that by resting now you are extending love and care to your future self.

This is the best one

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)