Dressing cishet feels like this

I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

#sometimes it’s like muttering under your breath sometimes it’s like adding a note in the margin of your scrapbook#and sometimes it’s like whispering a joke to the person next to you to try to make them laugh

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

the most 2014 post possible

in which your very soul BEGS for you to draw and you do nothing about it

This applies to writing as well

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

YOU GET IT

me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats

when me and Jean-Michel make it out of the trench with dry socks and no infections

Big car @maryland-official this things basically a truck

@maryland-officially

saw this on bluesky

Hey don't cry! Remember you're in the same generation as when satan took over everyone's dashboard

You're dragging it

i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese

let it be so

Evil wizard what did you do

i missed slightly. let’s try that again 🙏

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

yes my lady

yes my lady

Favorite adderall review

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.