Local cat absolutely passed the fuck out after an exhausting day being kinda scared about all the guys drilling holes in the walls
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I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
And what do you think you can bring to our company?
Gonna steal from it
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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic
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The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912
#fuck dude he sure does
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we're never making it out of this cave. im so tired its so dark in here can anyone hear me
"rome is for nazis greece is for soft uwu gayboys im so smart" 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎horse blast [runs you over with horse ]
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the silt verses - chapter 8
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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
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Paying many skilled and highly respectable men to punch holes in my walls.
We're getting insulation done to the walls of our building this week. And it's supposed to be done on the outside but, as per their assessment, my unit is too tall and they have to come inside and punch all the holes on the inside instead.
Inviting all the homies over to appreciate my new Speed Holes which are there to make the house go faster
Seizing the opportunity to build the elaborate inter-wall hamster tube maze network I've always dreamed of.
The Hole Men were here for 3 hours and left. Not because they finished the job, but because they did not pull the right permits and the City of <Redacted> shut them down.
My previous jokes about being stuck with a bunch of holes in my wall are now a much clearer reality.
What should I name my new holes
Accepted. Christened.
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Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.
I hear you
ink: ferris wheel press, "Sugar and Spite"
Anonymous asked:
It just hit me like a truck remembering that I made a comment earlier after you posted that catsuit pic. I’m sorry. In my brain I thought it would be complimentary to share my thoughts, like I thought if I was told that I would be flattered, but.. but now I think it was just stupid I should have kept it to myself. (If it helps I’m ace and I didn’t mean it in a sexual way just aesthetic but idk).
If what I said made you uncomfortable or anything like that, I’m sorry 😅
No no, you're good!
I haven't gotten any messages that made me uncomfortable. I'm flattered by people's responses. I DO have some still-unpublished asks, but tbh that's because of me going "me @ me damn it maybe seems kinda cocky to keep Posting:tm: to the dashboard about this." So they're unanswered.
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Paying many skilled and highly respectable men to punch holes in my walls.
We're getting insulation done to the walls of our building this week. And it's supposed to be done on the outside but, as per their assessment, my unit is too tall and they have to come inside and punch all the holes on the inside instead.
Inviting all the homies over to appreciate my new Speed Holes which are there to make the house go faster
Seizing the opportunity to build the elaborate inter-wall hamster tube maze network I've always dreamed of.
The Hole Men were here for 3 hours and left. Not because they finished the job, but because they did not pull the right permits and the City of <Redacted> shut them down.
My previous jokes about being stuck with a bunch of holes in my wall are now a much clearer reality.
What should I name my new holes
phantomrose96 reblogged
Paying many skilled and highly respectable men to punch holes in my walls.
We're getting insulation done to the walls of our building this week. And it's supposed to be done on the outside but, as per their assessment, my unit is too tall and they have to come inside and punch all the holes on the inside instead.
Inviting all the homies over to appreciate my new Speed Holes which are there to make the house go faster
Seizing the opportunity to build the elaborate inter-wall hamster tube maze network I've always dreamed of.
The Hole Men were here for 3 hours and left. Not because they finished the job, but because they did not pull the right permits and the City of <Redacted> shut them down.
My previous jokes about being stuck with a bunch of holes in my wall are now a much clearer reality.
Anonymous asked:
I only JUST realized that. Severance. Leverage. And Succession. Are not the same thing
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I genuinely had the same confusion for Leverage and Succession. I never lumped in Severance since I did genuinely know what Severance is. But now that you say it, "Severance" is pretty much the alphabetical bastard child of Leverage and Succession so...
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So… what the fuck is Severance about. I thought it was another office-worker-drama show, but now I have no idea. (I also only know about it via tumblr postings)
*bleeding from my nose* oh yeah it's pretty much a normal office-worker-drama show. It's basically The Office just if no one ever got to leave.
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caats
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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
house heritage post