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    Usually, Richie knew what to expect. Mikey gave the signal when he wanted to do coke where Carmy couldn't see. Sugar used it when she wanted to cry where Donna couldn't see. And usually Carm just wanted a smoke and a little fucking quiet. If they talked, they talked, but it was never the point.

    The signal had never meant this with Carm and it definitely fucking didn't mean this with his older siblings.

    The signal had never fucking meant ‘meet me outside and let me suck your dick where anyone could catch us.’

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    1/1
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    38
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    Or: Seven Times Grace’s Children Left Her (and One Time They Came Home)

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    1/1
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    60
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    12
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    Just imagine eyes like moonrise
    A voice like music, lips like wine

     

    A selection of love letters and other correspondence from a Mr. Five Hargreeves addressed to one Mrs. Dolores Hargreeves, among others, dated from July 1937 to August 2063.

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    “You want to talk freaks, Luther? Our mother is a robot. Our brother is old enough to be our father and is also going through puberty. I’ve wanted to fuck my own damn brother since I was fourteen and our baby sister is working up to her third apocalypse. This is a family full of freaks. Get used to it.”

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    1/1
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    5
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    116
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    17
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    1,233
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    Remove the sheet. We will begin.

    Diego sighed. “Begin what?”

    Remove the sheet. We will begin.

    Remove the sheet. We will begin.

    Remove the sheet. We will begin.

    “Fine, fuck, I’ll remove the sheet. What are we beginning?”

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    28
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    “I’ve never said it out loud before.”

    Luther has a conversation with Ben.

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    1/1
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    15
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    109
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    800
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    He shouldn’t have been surprised. He really shouldn’t. With the apocalypse(s) averted and all of them spending more and more time at the Academy, the dominoes of who was sleeping with whom seemed to be rapidly toppling.

    But apparently some combinations could still shock him. Or at least knock the breath out of his chest with how suddenly he was overcome with want.

    -OR-

    Diego catches Vanya and Luther and realizes a bunch of stuff real quick.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    113
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    20
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    2,006
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    “Your new pet is noisy, dear,” said Jaskier.

    “I caught him for you. We both know how whiny you get if you go too long without a cock up your ass.”

    Jaskier pantomimed a scandalized expression and let Yennefer push him aside as she rose, nude, to stand.

    She approached Geralt who glared up at her with a murderous expression. “What did you do to me.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,510
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    James Reynolds is fucking sick of his wife and her fucking smug lawyer thinking they're going to get everything in the divorce. Luckily, he's about to walk in on just the blackmail he needs.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,947
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    Charles has had a long day, and it's nowhere near over yet, but his wife has a proposal that just may cheer him up.

    *Part of a series but can easily be read on its own*

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Hits:
    1,119
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    Erik is sick. That's literally the entire fic. This has not plot or purpose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,842
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,115
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    Turns out, Charles had a few boyfriends before Erik. So how did he end up with his possessive, sex crazed, soulmate?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    4,572
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    "She was eight months and -- she glanced at the clock - 2AM -- four weeks pregnant, so it was no wonder she was so uncomfortable. She had been like this with Anya too, toward the end. The fact it was twins this time round just meant she felt even less compunction over waking her husbands for her every whim."

    A continuation of my City is at War verse in which Charles and Erik have lots of babies but I refuse to fridge my girl Magda.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,632
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    Erik and Charles finally succeed in getting Moira into bed. But that's just spoilers, it'll take some work to get there.

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    English
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    7,171
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,327
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    "I own this ass, right Erik? "

    Written for the prompt: Erik keeps himself lubed and open at all times, so Charles can fuck him whenever Charles likes.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3,542
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    "He likes it. Sam, the boy with demon blood. Sam who never felt less than unclean. He likes this angel fucking redemption into him. Forgiveness through yet another act of sin."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    183
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    Inspired by tumblr user forlorn-kumquat's headcannon: "When Tony was born, his parents named him Steven Anthony Stark. Howard had his name legally changed when he decided that Tony wasn't worthy of the same name as Captain America. Tony hasn't told anyone, especially Steve."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    780
    Bookmarks:
    92
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    11,336
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    It doesn't take long for Erik to find his boyfriend. He's in the school pool having sex with his sister. Just as Erik expected.

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    English
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    1,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    6,557
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    Erik's latest mission, given to him by his constantly horny boyfriend, is to get the new girl, Angel, into bed with them. Charles, in the meantime, has decided to make things interesting and seduce the perpetually stoned Sean at the same time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,435
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,936
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    How Darwin was adopted into the family.

    AKA "The Seduction of Armando Muñoz"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,971
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,147

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