theydonotmove
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- X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) (12)
- The Umbrella Academy (TV) (6)
- X-Men - All Media Types (2)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- The Witcher (TV) (1)
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Usually, Richie knew what to expect. Mikey gave the signal when he wanted to do coke where Carmy couldn't see. Sugar used it when she wanted to cry where Donna couldn't see. And usually Carm just wanted a smoke and a little fucking quiet. If they talked, they talked, but it was never the point.
The signal had never meant this with Carm and it definitely fucking didn't mean this with his older siblings.
The signal had never fucking meant ‘meet me outside and let me suck your dick where anyone could catch us.’
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Or: Seven Times Grace’s Children Left Her (and One Time They Came Home)
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Just imagine eyes like moonrise
A voice like music, lips like wineA selection of love letters and other correspondence from a Mr. Five Hargreeves addressed to one Mrs. Dolores Hargreeves, among others, dated from July 1937 to August 2063.
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“You want to talk freaks, Luther? Our mother is a robot. Our brother is old enough to be our father and is also going through puberty. I’ve wanted to fuck my own damn brother since I was fourteen and our baby sister is working up to her third apocalypse. This is a family full of freaks. Get used to it.”
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Remove the sheet. We will begin.
Diego sighed. “Begin what?”
Remove the sheet. We will begin.
Remove the sheet. We will begin.
Remove the sheet. We will begin.
“Fine, fuck, I’ll remove the sheet. What are we beginning?”
Recent series
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Family Matters by theydonotmove
Fandom: X-Men (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
12 Jan 2016
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Continuation of City is at War but with Magda and babies and not high school.
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- 7,416
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- 3
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Captive, Ensorcelled, Trusting by theydonotmove
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 May 2020
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A non-powered High School AU, in which Charles and Erik are as obsessed with each other as they are with getting other people into bed.
Raven's a little exasperated Charles won't stop seducing her friends, but hey, she got her girlfriend, Angel, out of it, and freaking people out with the fact she sleeps with her brother is the most fun she has all day.
Alex and Darwin are dating, except when they're not. They're okay with this.
Sean wants two things: to get high and be dominated in bed. He always succeeds.
Moira is their English teacher, but she always seems to be at their parties. Despite his best efforts, Erik can't seem to seduce her.
Azazel, Janos, and Emma, are your typical older kids, ie drug dealers in a dysfunctional three-way.
Hank is just starting to get the picture of what he's stumbled into. We'll mark him down as scared and horny.
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- 40,363
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- 8
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- 26
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kiss me through the vampire phone by luminoussbeings
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
31 Aug 2024
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Bookmarked by theydonotmove
11 Nov 2024
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“Alright. Get out, Schmidt.”
The shower curtain flies open dramatically, and Schmidt is standing there with water drenching his face, all down his clothes, and soaking into his shoes. He deserves it, but his annoyance at Nick is still clear as day in those enormous puppy dog eyes.
“I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!”
Nick crossed his arms in front of his chest. He could feel the migraine already coming on.
“How long are you going to keep this up?”
Schmidt pouted, actually fucking pouted, before,
“How long are you going to make me wait?”
Nick's hands fly to his face, palms digging into his eye sockets attempting to kill the impulsive thought he just had before it could grow hooks and nestle into his subconscious.
…Too late…
“If I show it to you… will you please drop this?”
Schmidt's face changes, his anxious pout is now a smile so big it reaches his ears and he slaps off the still-running water. “ Immediately. Nick, I promise.”
but when has Schmidt ever been known to drop something?
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10 Mar 2024
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Husk isn’t the best with relationships, but he hadn’t been foolish enough to expect a normal one when it came to Angel Dust. Damaged pasts make loving hard, and adversity is almost expected.
(Angel returns from work with specific injuries. Husk has several thoughts.)
Bookmarked by theydonotmove
07 Feb 2024
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Grim Adventures of Broken Toys by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 May 2021
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If the worst thing they do in life is love each other, so be it.
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- English
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- 134,436
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- 27/28
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07 Aug 2020
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lilacs and dandelions by limerental
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Apr 2020
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“The Witcher believes you’re under a spell,” Yennefer said, conversationally, drawing a sip from her tea.
“I most certainly am,” said Jaskier to her in a warm drawl that Geralt recognized as the tone of voice he slipped into when flirting and frankly, things needed to start making more sense and fast before he gave into his impulse to do something rash and wholly unhelpful. Namely, chuck himself out the cottage window and into the sea.
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Or Geralt seeks out Yennefer only to find her, of all unbelievable and ridiculous things, shacking up with his bard.
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- English
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16 Apr 2020