1 - 20 of 6,529 Works in Sarcasm
Pages Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
I don't own anything and I've had this on my mind and wanted to test it out
Sakura and Sasuke are married but he cheats on her and she leaves- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 581
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 53
-
All for marriage by Askin
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
Percy and Annabeth are planning their wedding. However, Athena is not pleased with Percy. She demands that he learns discipline before the marriage takes place. She forces him to submit himself to the man hating amazons, who are notorious for their hatred and enslavement of men.
-
Tags
Summary
Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.
-
Tags
Summary
Welcome to Apex Heights, a building where every door holds a story and every corner hides a secret. Here, friends are as loyal as they are nosy, group dinners always end in chaos, and misunderstandings are part of everyday life. No one is safe from love here, and each resident must find their own way.
Connections bloom in the most unexpected places (and times), and sometimes love needs a little push... or several.
(And maybe a map.)
Spanish version available on my profile.
-
Tags
Summary
Bienvenidos a Apex Heights, un edificio donde cada puerta guarda una historia y cada rincón esconde un secreto. Aquí, los amigos son tan leales como entrometidos, las cenas grupales siempre terminan en caos, y los malentendidos son parte del día a día. Aquí nadie se salva del amor, cada residente debe descubrir su camino.
Las conexiones florecen en los lugares (y momentos) menos esperados y, a veces, el amor necesita un pequeño empujón... o varios.
(Y quizá un mapa.)
English version available on my profile.
-
Tags
Summary
There were three unspoken rules of the university:
1. Don’t leave your laundry unattended for more than ten minutes, or someone will steal your dryer.
2. If Professor Han asks for volunteers, look busy and avoid eye contact.
3. Jeon Wonwoo and Kim Mingyu cannot, under any circumstances, be in the same room without starting an argument.It wasn’t a rivalry built on petty disagreements. No, their enmity was forged in fire—or, more accurately, during freshman orientation.
Back then, they had been assigned as project partners for a group assignment. What started as conflicting ideas on presentation slides devolved into a screaming match in front of the entire class. From that moment on, Mingyu and Wonwoo were campus legends, their animosity woven into the fabric of student life.
But in their senior year, everything changed.
-
where the spring queen met the ice prince by Maybeanartist02
Fandoms: Keyframes (Visual Novel)
25 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
Anne Akana is a pre-law student at Wryn-Mayer University in Fairfield, New York. After two years of attending the school miles from her home on the west coast, she’s invited to a barbecue. There, she meets three boys who change her life forever—for better or worse.
Over the course of the last weeks of Anne's spring semester, she gains and loses a crush, grows close with the campus boyfriend, and meets a boy who is everything she wishes she could be. By the time spring ends, her life is changing--with her none the wiser.
Series
- Part 3 of Keyframes: Jamie Porter & Anne Akana
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,344
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
- 7
-
The Quickest Way To Fail A Physics Test by awriterfromthe_garden
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug, DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
Marinette was supposed to be studying. Instead, she finds a bat on her balcony, and old habits die hard.
She finds herself playing nurse - much to the disdain of the mouthy, half-conscious vigilante in her bathtub.
-
Tags
Summary
It had been just his luck, hadn't it been? To be put in Quirinus Quirrell’s body, as he'd already been possessed by Voldemort.
Tom groans, tilting his head upwards and sighing, looking very dramatic. “Failed possession. Quirrell apparently tried to back out at the last second. After I told him consent to possession is important. But no, he goes and changes his mind seconds after we do the binding. And so magic lashed out, his soul is, well, gone. Mine couldn't bind to anything so magic most likely just grabbed the closest soul it could find and yanked it here.”
Dakota makes a face. “Rude vampire's make traveling very hard. I have been betrayed by modern literature.”
“Ravenclaws,” Snape muttered under his breath as he rolled his eyes.
Dakota wants the record to know that he was NOT up for some body possesion and sharing. Tom Riddle would like the record to know that he was NOT up for body possesion and sharing with Dakota. Unfortunatly, they both don't get what they want.
-
Tags
Summary
When Stiles Stilinski discovers a mysterious grimoire in the ruins of the Hale house, he accidentally awakens dormant magic within himself, revealing his lineage as a powerful witch. As his magic grows, so does the chaos—misfired spells, escalating supernatural threats, and a rogue witch hunter targeting Beacon Hills.
Series
- Part 1 of Witches, Wolves, and Sarcasm
-
Tags
Summary
“Bad times like that bring out the best in some people and the worst in others.” - Sirius Black
Draco joins in on the Horcrux hunt. It’s pure chaos. They are fighting each other and Voldemort at the same time and they are not particularly good at multitasking. But they will figure it out eventually.
Series
-
The Dragon's In The Details by knickersandkneazles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
All Charlie wants is to be left alone with his dragons. However, building a one-of-a-kind hatchery to breed and care for endangered whelps costs a pretty galleon. Enter Pansy Parkinson. Event planner. Society maven. And bloody pain in his arse.
Pansy is desperate to shed the sins of her past like the snake she is. She needs this event for the British Dragon Sanctuary to be a success so she can prove to her parents and the entire Wizarding World that she’s more than the spoiled wretch everyone thinks she is. Too bad Charlie Weasley is the world’s most infuriatingly handsome client.
This was never going to work.
-
Young Head to Young Hero by fishynygma
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
Somewhat of an AU where we follow the story of Henshizo Sesshada, the son of a ruthless yakuza boss who tries to follow the path of light. He joins the usual cast of MHA taking Mineta's spot and Yanagi is in 1-A instead of Koda. Can he walk the path of the hero and be on the straight and narrow? Can you take the boy out of the yakuza but not the yakuza out of him? Will his past haunt him? How will he impact the story?
Series
- Part 1 of Young Head to Young Hero
-
Spending All Your Time (In This Wrong Situation) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
“Are you brain damaged?” Eraser practically demands after a long, drawn out moment.
“Not any more than usual,” Izuku reassures him as earnestly as he can manage. Occasional head trauma tends to be a part of the job description after all.
“You realize I’m holding you captive don’t you?” Eraser sounds more exasperated than Izuku feels is necessary at the moment. “You’re aware that you’re under heavy quirk suppressants and at my mercy right?”
“Yeah, well, you’ve been here for six years and you don’t even have a couch,” Izuku can’t help but point out. “So, really, which one of us is actually the issue here?”
Series
- Part 1 of Treat You Better
-
Tags
Summary
Thank you to the Academy,” James continues, his voice steady, his smile radiating confidence. “Thank you to everyone who has believed in me — and everyone who hasn’t.”
With that, his gaze flickers over to Regulus, as if to rub salt in his wounds. Regulus simply rolls his eyes in response, crossing his arms in front of his chest as he continues to listen to James speak, feeling more and more the urge to just punch someone.
Preferably Potter or a member of the Academy that voted for him to win.
“You truly inspire me to work harder,” he pauses, listening as the cheers rise. It’s then that Regulus realizes all the cameras are probably on him right now.
Of course, they are.
People love drama.
And Regulus and James?
They are the drama.
OR:
Dorcas makes a movie. James and Regulus are cast as the leads.
Can the two make it through filming without killing each other?Series
- Part 4 of The Marauders
-
Until I end up dead by Moochi04
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
Then something odd happened. brief snippets, of, things... flickered through his minds eye. Familiar things, that didn't have much substance to them. A small red room with super hero posters on the wall. A boy with blonde hair like his, who always covered his eyes with cloth. Scrapes and bruises up both his legs and the taste of blood in his mouth. Mocking laughter, and a splotch of white hair. And a boy. A boy that wore a ram's mask and was prone to crying. Then like a door being slammed in his face they stopped. Disappeared and gone.
A fic where Tommy loses his memories and has to piece together whose side he's truly on
-
Tags
Summary
Sunwoo is the most skilled servant of the gods. Chanhee is the master of thieves. Neither of them has ever failed to achieve what they set their mind to. When their eyes meet, there's instant chemistry.
or: chanhee has stolen the fire from the gods. sunwoo is tasked to get it back. sparks fly.
Series
- Part 1 of Defy and Resist
-
Tags
Summary
Even eight years after the war, Harry is still far from coming to terms with the past. While everyone in his life is able to move on and seems to slowly forget, he struggles with living up to the the golden image of Harry Potter. How long until he breaks under the pressure?
What an odd thing, that every now and then he is getting overwhelmed by sudden visions that reveal someone who shares, and perhaps intensifies, his pain.When the person turns out to be Draco Malfoy, Harry finds himself more confused than ever and begins searching for him somewhere in Scotland.
-
Tags
Summary
Kitty Bennet has always lived under her sister’s shadow. After a life of being an unwilling accomplice to Lydia’s greedy schemes, she struggles to find her own way after her sisters are married. Although her quick sense of humour makes her a social butterfly, she struggles to free herself from Lydia’s ruthless control and the whisper of scandal that haunts her. A crippling accident forces everyone to see Kitty as more than just the family fool - but how can she win this new fight, when she still can’t conquer the old? D/E, J/B, C/?, fluff and scandal. UPDATED EVERY THURSDAY
-
Tags
Summary
Everett and Nana Leland are sent off to a prestigious boarding school by their parents in the North-East of England in a tranquil town called Harrogate. The twins are in pursuit of cunningness, influence and leadership. Qualities every aspiring politician requires. It is an easily achievable task which will prove to not be an obstacle as long as they stay out of trouble. Correct? Unfortunately for the twins a multitudinous chain of events will unleash themselves as murky secrets of the anachronistic institution resurface. The twins and a few of their friends will discover a stash of dusted, forgotten VHS tapes which capture a brutal murder scene. Will Everett embark on a life altering journey to investigate the seemingly forgotten past of the institution? Will he be able to cope with the pressure of school work and social life? Would his endeavour go to waste? Read and find out..