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    All Charlie wants is to be left alone with his dragons. However, building a one-of-a-kind hatchery to breed and care for endangered whelps costs a pretty galleon. Enter Pansy Parkinson. Event planner. Society maven. And bloody pain in his arse.

    Pansy is desperate to shed the sins of her past like the snake she is. She needs this event for the British Dragon Sanctuary to be a success so she can prove to her parents and the entire Wizarding World that she’s more than the spoiled wretch everyone thinks she is. Too bad Charlie Weasley is the world’s most infuriatingly handsome client.

    This was never going to work.

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    Neville finds himself unable to just let the new Potions Master be.

    For her part, Pansy doesn't know what she wants.

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    Her entire life, Cassiopée only wanted one thing : to survive another day in this godforsaken orphanage. To survive the constant bullying from the other kids. One day after the other, she managed to make it out with only a few bruises and bloody knuckles.
    But one day, on her eleventh birthday, a strange man by the name of Albus Dumbledore comes looking for her, and her entire life is shattered.
    Because being an 11 year old witch wasn’t enough, she learns that she is the daughter of a certain Dark Lord, and if it came to be known, the entire wizarding community would hunt her down.
    Cass survived Wool’s orphanage but she will have to learn how to survive in a new world where everyone would be better off if she was dead. Thankfully, she will be able to count on her new found friends to help her. Fingers crossed.

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    Neville Longbottom has spent the majority of his life trying to live up to the legacy set by his parents. To do what they would have done, to make them proud. So when he discovers what is about to happen to one of his former classmates, agreeing to help her is an easy promise to make.

    Even if it means marrying Pansy Parkinson.

    As her secrets unfold, however, and he begins to see beyond her manipulations to the person she truly is, he begins to question how he will ever be able to keep his promise to free her in the end.

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    Violet Whitmore is an ordinary girl until her world is turned upside down. Years later she returns to Hogwarts, a school shrouded in her family's hidden past. As she unravels the mysteries of her lineage, Violet discovers that her identity is intertwined with secrets that could change everything. With the weight of her family's legacy on her shoulders, she must navigate the complexities of friendship, ambition, and rivalry-especially with the enigmatic Draco Malfoy, who challenges her in ways she never anticipated. Will Violet embrace her true self and uncover the strength within, or will the shadows of the past consume her?

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    As Percy walked to his office, his gaze drifted, pulled by each brush of green along his path. Every shade, every nuance caught his eye now. The floral tapestry in the hallway showed leaves that were just a shade too yellow. The witch’s dress he passed leaned more toward blue than green. Even the hat in the corner had a hint of brown. No green was right anymore. All of it were too brownish, too blue, too yellow.

    Nothing was the green he was afraid and desperate at the time to see again.

    Suddenly, he saw it, the exact green his mind had been searching for. It stopped him dead in his tracks. His coffee slipped slowly from his fingers, the scalding liquid splattering across the floor and searing his hand, but he barely registered the pain. All he could see was that green, advancing toward him, already too close, already in his face. Was it how it was all going to end?

    He took her in with a stunned intensity: her sharply cut black hair grazing her chin, pale skin, and those striking green eyes that practically seared through him. Her gaze was a green that had stoped him dead in his track: the very shade that haunted him night and day since the battle. The green of curses, of endings. The green of death.

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    Pansy is no good with patience.
    Neville uses vines and chains to try to get the lesson to finally sink in.

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    Pansy Parkinson’s plan for repairing her reputation has everything to do with earning her place in wizarding society and nothing to do with finding a man. But when the pursuit of those goals leads to Neville Longbottom and his fascinating plant collection, she questions the need to choose. While summer seethes with cross-pollination between Pansy’s wants and needs, rot threatens as autumn rises: a sickness that can kill, with a cure that can only come from the heart.

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    Pansy had never meant for any of it to happen. She'd never meant to join a revolution. She never meant to end up imprisoned in her own home as an enemy of the state. And she'd certainly never meant to involve herself with fucking Neville Longbottom.

    Alas, the best laid plans of pureblood princesses often go awry.

    The Pansy Excerpts, set in the smoke signals universe

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    “What would you like?”

    Something flared in Pansy’s eyes at his question, but he didn’t know her well enough yet to know exactly what that low gaze meant.

    “Your choice.”

    Something clenched in his lower stomach at her words. Pansy met his gaze and pointed her chin at the bar as if to tell him Well, get to work then.

    Brat, he thought, half affection, half irritation.

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    “I just said our neighbours have seen me naked and you’re still on about plants?”

    “I know you like to exaggerate. And I trust you to wait.”

    Long distance relationships aren’t for the faint of heart, neither is dating Pansy Parkinson. Neville Longbottom is doing both. It’s messy, frustrating, and far from simple—but when is anything with Pansy easy?

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    An appropriately besotted Seamus tells his girlfriend Pansy she can have anything she desires for her birthday.

    Pansy looks across a dark, petal strewn ballroom at Professor Neville Longbottom and knows exactly what she wants.

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    Hermione Granger gets dragged to a Halloweenparty.
    Guess who's else is there?

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    Pansy Parkinson, a quickly rising star of a journalist, is not your average Pure-blood witch in a fascist regime resisting the only way she can: by refusing to marry and be a byproduct of purist idealism. Although she may not resist as openly as the insurgents, she struggles with how much she can cope with and how far she's willing to push her allegiances while trying not to fall for a wizard her family approves of: Viktor Krum. To the wizarding world, he's one of its most eligible bachelors with his fame in the game and secretive aura. Though often sought out by purists, Viktor is far more complex than the media and his surroundings make him to be.

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    Although I believe this work stands alone just fine, it exists in the AU of The Art of War, which I co-author under the penname Etoile_Nabeerie.

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    Pansy was being forced to have a child or bond with an Alpha in order not to lose her wand. When a fertility clinic offered a sperm donor programme, she didn't hesitate.
    What will happen when Neville, while accidentally landing in the clinic, can smell his pup?

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    Pansy can't stop fucking her boyfriend's father.

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    Ron Weasley’s bratty girlfriend Pansy tests his patience because of that they have to miss a party.

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    After her father died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson believed she was free. Three months before her twenty-fourth birthday, however, her guardian is found and invokes her ancient family rites to issue an ultimatum. Forced to choose between the loss of any autonomy or of her magic itself, she has exactly one loophole.

    Marriage to Neville Longbottom.

    But as she grows to know her new husband, she realizes that he's nothing like the boy she used to bully in school. Unfortunately, some wizards will stop at nothing for revenge and Pansy has to decide how much she can ask of the man she convinced to marry her.

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    “So eager for me already, hmm? Always ready for me, aren’t you, pet?”

     

    “Yes, Mistress. I’ve been looking forward to pleasing you all day.” He admitted.

     

    “Oh for Merlin’s sake, can we just get on with it? I’m dying over here.” Pansy cut in to interrupt the moment.

     

    In which Minister of Magic Hermione Granger-Malfoy celebrates her birthday with her ever-devoted submissive husband and his ex-girlfriend.

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