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    Bilbo Baggins had been quite happy with his life as a gentlehobbit of the Shire. Of all his lives, his hobbit life as the son of Belladonna Took and Bungo Baggins had proven quite the comfortable life.

    Then, the wizard came...

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    Bilbo Baggins is a reincarnated person who, without sharing this with anyone else, decides to join Thorin's Company to Erebor... to meet back up with his lover from a past life.

    Problem is... Thorin's company wants that lover dead.

    Whatever will our clever hobbit do?

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    I did rate this "Teen and Up", but there will be kisses, mentions of dying in the past (before reincarnating), and maybe a joke or two about dragons considering eating the party... Reader discretion is adviced.

    Hope you enjoy the fun! ^^

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    Prompt Fill for my self-made September challenge. This is "Treasure" ...and Smaug decides he likes Bilbo...a lot. He thinks he's just the most intriguing little creature and has every intention of keeping him.

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    Bilbo and his nephew, Frodo, are book writers in the Hobbiton District of Shire, Middle Earth. Thus far they've written short stories, children's books, and the occasional review of places they've traveled to for a good friend or two. But then comes a night where the two are stumped in their writing ways and have to forgo their craft to seek out inspiration from those around them. Bilbo looks to the city of Erebor, where his good friend Gandalf resides with a company of Durin folk, whilst Frodo and his friends travel even farther on their own adventure. Little did both parties know that they would be inspired beyond their own imagination and find some interesting chapters to their lives along the way.

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    21/?
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    He had lost her. His love. His life. Never did he think that he would see her again. Yet as time flows he finds that the days of middle earth have long since past. Some rules change.

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    Thorin had just moved to Dale to become a writer. He wants to write a love story, but he has never been in love before. He then meets new friends (and two long-lost relatives) who need his help with a show, which leads him to live out the perfect story. He is taken to a place called the Moulin Rouge and meets the Arkenstone of the Moulin, Bilbo Baggins. They meet due to a misunderstanding, but they fall in love so fast. However, it seems that the world is against them because of Bilbo's job and health. To make it they have to learn multiple lessons.
    Nori and Dwalin have a past, can Dwalin get over his jealousy? can Nori learn to let others help?
    Fili and Ori fall in love at first sight, but can their differences tear them apart?

    Or a sad love story that has a bittersweet ending

    note some songs were not in the movie, and I just added them cause they fit the vibe

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    5/?
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    Finally found, he will never let you go again. Yet Sherlock must confront his past, present and future to bring his life under control.

    ( I suck at summaries )

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    A life lived but a story never written. The story of Lirwen the Bright and Thranduil Elvenking. A mortal woman of Numenor and cursed by Morgoth. A blood curse binds her to the dragon Smaug and yet her heart lies elsewhere.

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    Hubo muchas canciones y leyendas que relataron las hazañas del pequeño hobbit que decidió salir de la Comarca en busca de aventuras, aventuras que jamás pensó que terminarían convirtiendo su viaje en una misión donde pondría en riesgo su vida y deudas que asumió, y pago, para ayudar a sus amigos.

    Pero ninguna de esas canciones y leyendas fue tan populares y notables como las que contaban el supuesto romance de un dragón y un hobbit, había muchos debates sobre si ese hobbit de aventuras y leyendas era el mismo del que se hablaba cuando se mencionaba a Aemond “El Estupendo”, pero nadie lo sabia con certeza. Al final la leyenda solo fue conocida como la leyenda del Hobbit y el Dragon.

    The Hobbit AU

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    Far to the northeast lays the city of Erebor. Two years have passed since the dwarven city was taken back from Smaug, and the battle of the five armies ended. Bilbo Baggins has moved on with his life, but the horrors of war and the loss of friends still haunt him. Unfortunately for Bilbo, not everyone who died that faithful day has truly perished.

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    A reincarnation/retelling story that takes place around the late 1800s because Thorin and Bilbo deserve another shot at this.

    It's a sequel of sorts to Becoming Thorin of Bag End, but can be read as a stand alone story as well.

    Since it's a retelling of The Hobbit, it includes some of my favorite quotes and plot points, sometimes paraphrased, and it borrows themes from other books/fantasy universes as well... hopefully none of it is particularly offending to anyone in any fandom, I’ve done my best to keep things as authentic as I can, considering it’s ultimately a different adventure in a different time… :)

    So... here goes as Thorin and Bilbo figure out their love lives, with (hopefully) considerably more success the second time around

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    Robbed of his home, badly injured and presumed dead, Smaug sets out to find a new home and encounters an unexpected surprise.

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    Thorin is a bartender and spots a handsome man with golden curls and blue eyes sitting at the bar barely 4 feet away from him. Unfortunately, the man has a date sitting next to him. A striking man with dark, curly hair and pale blue eyes. He shrugs away the feeling of disappointment and continues to work. About an hour later, when the man with dark hair had left, presumably to go to the bathroom, Thorin asks if the gold-haired man wants anything to drink, he says,

    “Ah… An angel shot, please?”

     

    (If you don't know, at a bar someone can order an angel shot to let the bartender know they feel unsafe. There are three different ways to order an angel shot.

    Neat - Customer wants to be escorted to their car.

    With Ice - The customer wants the bartender to discreetly arrange for a cab.

    With Lime - The customer feels they are in immediate danger and want the police called.)

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    On the way back to the Shire, Bilbo acquires a strange traveling companion.

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    Bilbo gets more than he bargained for when an old friend returns to his life to push him into a quest to reclaim an estate stolen by Middle-earth’s most notorious jewel thief. For starters, the estate is halfway across the world and Bilbo isn’t thrilled that he won’t be home in time for dinner. As he reluctantly undergoes this journey with a company of strange dwarves, Bilbo has to reconcile the present with a past he’d prefer to forget.

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    Smaug and Bilbo are having a relaxing evening inside bag end. Of course when you are all alone things are bound to lead to the bedroom.

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    "I forget that other people don’t even believe these things exist… but those things don’t stop existing just because nobody believes in them any more. That’s what being immortal means.” Thranduil's voice has dropped low, and he slips his hand into yours and squeezes it.

    “What things?” You whisper. The the dusk park fades away, replaced by the fantasy lands of your imagination. Great forests, wizards, dwarves, fair elves, dragons, this—this being who is walking by your side, riding an elk with a woodland crown on his head.

    “Beware of Smaug,” he says. “He may not be what he seems. If you are in trouble, call me, or come to this address.” Thranduil hands you a note that you slip into your bag. “It doesn’t matter what time of day or night it is, I promise I will help you.”

     

    You are Mr Smaug’s second-in-command at Erebor Bank. When a Mr Thranduil comes to your office demanding back diamonds that he claims the bank stole and asks you on a date, little do you realise that your world is about to be rocked by chain-smoking dragons, Disney-loving wizards, and a beautiful elf who is thousands of years behind the times.

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    Колись Король-під-Горою пообіцяв людині зі зміїними очима, яка врятувала його від смертельної небезпеки, віддати свій найважливіший скарб.

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    Un autre monde, un autre temps, une autre rencontre pour Thorin et Bilbo.

    Sortant d'une relation désagréable et menacé de mort par une affiche, Bilbo fait la rencontre d'un fleuriste au caractère doux et aux oreilles beaucoup trop colorées quand il rougit. Peut-être pourrait-il lui ouvrir son cœur ?

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    Un jour, Thorin découvrit l'existence de Bilbon. Comme une lueur d'espoir dans toutes ces ténèbres qui n'attendaient que son diplôme pour l'engloutir.

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    Summary: It would be barbaric to make one person marry another, even if they are royalty. However, the suggestion of such was encouraged. Thorin Oakenshield and Bramble Baggins did not like such ideas. Modern Royalty AU. Fem!Bilbo. Bagginshield.

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    11/11
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    68
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    257
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    68
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