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    The lost treasure of Durin the Deathless has been sought by many and found by none, but to Bilbo Baggins, it’s merely another riddle just waiting to be solved. The self-proclaimed “Deathless” expert finds himself whisked away aboard The Ravenheart, led by the infamous Captain Oakenshield, and the two embark on an unexpected journey to solve one of history’s biggest mysteries.

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    With Thorin dying on the peak of Ravenhill, the two lament their lost chances to truly express their feelings for one another in the end. However, Thranduil arrives and offers a deal that Bilbo is unable to refuse. To heal Thorin, the two will have their souls bound together for the rest of time; when one of them shall die, so shall the other.

    Well, if the ritual works, that is.

    I suck at summaries so come check it out, the story will be better (hopefully)

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    Bilbo dies and wants to see his dwarves again

    That's it

    Written with the help of cai

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    Bilbo Baggins had been betrothed to Lobelia Bracegirdle since birth, but after seeing her in bed with another, he finds himself seeking a different kind of future - preferably one without her in it.

    Fortunately, there is a dwarven lord at a tavern in Bree, looking for an investment partner, and Bilbo Baggins just happens to sit on a very large marriage fund...

     

    TW: Drinking, drunk dealings, cheating (not Thorin/Bilbo), insinuations of sexual harassment (not Thorin/Bilbo), general stupidity.

    This may or may not contain 'crack'. I have no idea how humour works, but I do know they will wake up in the same bed within a very short time...

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    Donnamira Baggins, Bilbo’s baby sister, kind heart throws her into the quest to reclaim Erebor. And slay a dragon? Afterall, once-in-a-lifetime adventures only come, well, once!

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    Thorin Durinul has always dreamed of making it to the big leagues in the music industry. Ered Luin’s newest citizen, Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken ownership of the mountain town’s dusty old corner shop, now, Bag End Books. They weren’t looking for love, but now they can’t imagine tackling life’s challenges without each other.

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    Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit with a taste for second breakfasts and a twinkle of mischief in his eye, led a double life. In the Shire, he was a respectable hobbit, content with pipeweed and afternoon naps. But whispers followed him beyond the rolling green hills.

    He was Prince Took in the bustling taverns, a charming rogue with fantastical tales and pockets suspiciously lighter on coin. Back home, he was "Mad Baggins," a title earned for his unorthodox ways and penchant for disappearing acts that brought back souvenirs like troll teeth and elven daggers.

    Yet, his most intriguing title surfaced far from the Shire. Campfires crackled with hushed tales of the Smiling Demon – a phantom swift, silent, and deadly. This legend, shrouded in mystery, painted Bilbo as a figure of vengeance, his smile a chilling mask before swift, merciless judgment.

    The truth, however, was as elusive as smoke. Was he a monster lurking in the shadows? Or a guardian, a protector cloaked in secrecy? No one knew for sure. The Smiling Demon remained an enigma, a riddle wrapped in an unsettling grin. And perhaps, that very mystery was what made him most terrifying.

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    In the rolling hills of the Shire, where the simple life is cherished and magic is a rarity, one hobbit was blessed by the Valar themselves, Bilbo Baggins. Unfortunately for Bilbo, his abilities brought him nothing but trouble and strife, and so he strived to live a quiet and unremarkable life and fit in with the rest of polite hobbit society. Alas, fate had other plans for him, and when the call to adventure came in the form of a band of dwarves seeking his aid on a quest to reclaim their homeland, Bilbo could no longer ignore the Valar's will. His journey would be perilous and his path uncertain, but with steadfast companions by his side and a love that burned brighter than any forge, Bilbo would rise to his destiny and become a hero of legend.

    Chosen Horizons is a Bilbo/Thorin fanfic about a certain reluctant hobbit and determined dwarf who are both too stubborn for their own good.

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    Bilbo Baggins, after living a life filled with guilt and self-loathing, is given a second chance by his very own creator. Now he must prepare for the adventure of a life-time three years before he meets his Dwarven company.
    Will he succeed in his mission to see his loved ones reclaim their kingdom, or will he lose them to greed and dragon fire once more?

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    Bilbo Baggins is an respectful, caring, omega dragon, but his heart was torn beyond help from his wizard friends, no he needed love to mend his heart, but he wanted none of that. But Gandalf says other wise.

    Thorin is lovestruck at first sight and wants to shelter this innocent little halfling. But little does he know Bilbo is a tough cookie.

    Everyone is a little slow expect Ori and Bilbo, maybe Kili and Fili if you squint.

    CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN

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    A girl who loves anything the Hobbit finds her self in it and as a elfling what is a poor girl going to do and why do all the dwarves keep patting her head.

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    Bilbo Baggins has been thrown back in time 429 times.

    Seen death 429 times.

    Seen war 429 times.

    Seen dragon fire 429 times.

    Can he do it one more time?

    Will it ever end?

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    When the days grow darker still, the wind howls from the north, and the wolves crawl out of the wood; that is how the free folk of Middle Earth know the Long Night will fall, where the sun won't rise for three days. Loved ones must stay together for warmth and safety until the sun rises on the Yuletide celebration.
    In a place of security, it's a beautiful time of cheer, feasting, and family warmth inside the home.
    However, when one is without home, it becomes a very different story.

    Thorin learned this as the exiled King of the Dwarfs. Even after reclaiming Erebor, his bitterness persists. No one would share their warmth by the fire during the Long Night, his people, in times of need. And now, everyone is crawling to him and his Halls for aid...why should he?

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    Bilbo is rescued from the sea by a fishing crew, who drop him off at the nearest harbor. He remembers nothing of his life before being fished from the sea other than his name, Bilbo Baggins and the knowledge that he has to stay on the move. He grows up never staying in one place, jumping from ship to ship, town to town, and finding work wherever he can. He keeps his name secret, always using aliases and changing his appearance. But that is not the only thing he is keeping secret.

    After his ship was stolen from him, Thorin spent years living as a blacksmith, settled down in one town with his pirate life behind him. He and his family and friends have made a life for themselves as honest people, finding work that suits them. But Thorin never forgot where he came from and the love of the sea never left him. Finally, after two decades, he can't stand it any longer and he sets out to reclaim his ship. He sets out by himself to get a ship.

    And that is how these two meet.

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    Bilbo and Thorin are ex-fiance's who have only recently split apart and, therefore, would like nothing more than to avoid each other for the rest of eternity; if only they hadn't prepaid for a luxury resort vacation while they were still together.

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

    (indefinite hiatus)

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    ➤ 𝘉𝘖𝘖𝘒 1

    The old books you found in the basement tell the story about another world dominated by magic and wonder, full of different races and beautiful lands. What you didn't expect was to find out you had an ancestor that came from that world.

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    Ever since the battle of Erebor had been won, things had moved fast. Thorin, along with Dáin, immediately began making plans for the reconstruction of the mountain, as well as paying debts owed to the men and, as much it pained him to say, to the elves too. Though none of that mattered all that much. No, what actually frustrated him was being unable to see Tauriel. Soft smiles and longing stares did nothing to appease his heart, and he feared time and distance would dig a hole too deep between the two of them.

    Or, Kíli tries really hard to understand his elf. And succeeds out of dumb luck.

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    This fic is intended to be a comprehensive rewrite fusion of The Hobbit movies and the novel, wherein Bilbo Baggins is a dragon and *none of the dwarrow must find out.* Chaos ensues and The Ring is temporarily abandoned in the confusion that is The Quest.

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