The Banker, The Elf and You
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The Banker, the Elf, and You (who thought this was going to be a normal weekend) by Padawan_Writer, VenlaMatleena
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Feb 2021
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"I forget that other people don’t even believe these things exist… but those things don’t stop existing just because nobody believes in them any more. That’s what being immortal means.” Thranduil's voice has dropped low, and he slips his hand into yours and squeezes it.
“What things?” You whisper. The the dusk park fades away, replaced by the fantasy lands of your imagination. Great forests, wizards, dwarves, fair elves, dragons, this—this being who is walking by your side, riding an elk with a woodland crown on his head.
“Beware of Smaug,” he says. “He may not be what he seems. If you are in trouble, call me, or come to this address.” Thranduil hands you a note that you slip into your bag. “It doesn’t matter what time of day or night it is, I promise I will help you.”
You are Mr Smaug’s second-in-command at Erebor Bank. When a Mr Thranduil comes to your office demanding back diamonds that he claims the bank stole and asks you on a date, little do you realise that your world is about to be rocked by chain-smoking dragons, Disney-loving wizards, and a beautiful elf who is thousands of years behind the times.
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- Part 1 of The Banker, The Elf and You