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Ford comes back to earth to find all of his family dead and is left hopeless. Bill sees an exciting opportunity and the two of them start weirdmageddon. Now on the same side with all of eternity at their fingertips, what will they do? How will they pass the time together?
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Y'all know the classic Bill gets turned human for redemption purposes fics, well this is my take!
The Axolotl realises it's love alone is not enough to fix Bill, it needs help, from the one person Bill ever truly loved back, Ford Pines. So it traps the triangle in a human body and makes a promise with the pines family that they'd give him a chance, shipping him off to Gravity Falls!
Can Ford and Bill fix their relationship, can it fix the demon?
Watch as Bill is forced to bond with a human family somehow as weird and broken as him! All while trying to prove to Ford he's worth the man's time! All while while learning what it means to be "human"!
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- Part 2 of Love never ends at betrayal
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With everything on the line, Ford finally realizes what he's taken for granted.
Or the missing scene between Stan and Ford during Weirdmageddon.
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- Part 4 of Broken Teacups
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And Gosh Jolly. Stanford put only one bed in their bunker. It was like he was onto him.
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- Part 1 of strangers
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Ford calls Stanley to Gravity Falls Oregon. But in order to take down the portal, he's going to need more help. So Ford calls for backup.
Nothing like the potential end of the world to bring the family together.
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Ford is an idiot, Stan's short a leg, Carrie gains back a son, Filbrick finally concedes he's an ass, and Shermie is the only mature adult.--
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- Part 1 of The Pines Reunion
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It clicks in Ford’s mind what exactly Stan’s situation has been for the past ten years before he came to Gravity Falls. He is horrified at such a realization. Guilt and regret war in his mind as Stan notices the look on his brother’s face and tries to help.
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Ford gets weepy about Stans condition
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A series about two broken teacups learning to heal together with help from their family and each other.
These are all technically connected, but can be read apart from one another.
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Bill Cipher has a chance at a second life. Just not the one he was expecting. Instead of finding himself in the 2nd dimension, he finds himself trapped in form of a college student at Backupsmore. His memory of his past life slowly fades day by day, and he reunites with some unexpected accquiantances.
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Stanford Pines entire post-college life, mostly canon I just tweaked it to my imagination and to fit the story. Will have post canon stuff made up entirely by yours truly. I wanted to write out Fords entire relationship with Bill from start to finish I'm so obsessed with them!
There is smut this is NSFW, some dubcon (sex is used as a manipulation tactic.) Includes Bills psychological and physical abuse towards Ford so be warned. Please read at your own risk.
I will add trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter as necessary and will section off the smut with /\.
HE FUCKS THE TRIANGLE
I detoxified your toxic old man yaoi
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Stan Pines is a popular cartoonist known for his newspaper strip Jersey Devils, based loosely on the childhood of himself and his twin brother, Stanford.
When Ford asks Stan to come with him to Gravity Falls, Oregon to investigate anomalies, he jumps at the chance to escape censors and start work on his pet project.
But beneath the enticing mysteries and cute waitresses lies a danger neither of them are prepared to face…
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2 years after Weirdmageddon, Bill Cipher is dumped into the Pines family's hands once again. They take to it like an everyday adventure, albeit Bill wouldn't talk for months.
When he starts talking, everything moves along as you'd expect. It was chaos. But once everything turns...Calm, almost- the Pines family can't help but wait for the storm.
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Currently on chapter 5
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I NEED MORE GGRGRGRGRGRGR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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It all started when Stan and Ford found an old journal out in the woods that cataloged the unusual occurences found in Gravity Falls. A journal with a cryptic warning."Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust!"
This town was weird. The people were strange, but so were the people in New Jersey. It was the other things Stan found weird. The silent woods, the glimpses of weird shapes out of the corner of your eyes… Things that were always gone by the time you focused on them. He’d woke up on their third morning to find that his mosquito bites seemed to spell out ‘beware.’ Or possibly ‘bewarb.’ He was pretty sure that was a typo though.
The twins wanted a fun summer vacation with their Graunty. They didn't expect magic, demons, ghost, aliens, crushes, secret journals, or a surprise Great Uncle. Everything can change in a summer. Will their friendship? In Gravity Falls, is there really no one you can trust?- Language:
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PLEASEEE AAAAA I'M GONNA DIE THIS IS A !!!!!DREAMMMMMM!!!!!
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Bill Cipher has made no progress in the Theraprism. If anything, he’s spent the past three hundred years deteriorating quicker than the orderlies can put him back together. Maybe that’s why he wakes up in the dirt outside the Mystery Shack three years after his failed Weirdmageddon, trapped in a powerless human body he'd rather explode than inhabit, stuck in a town he hates with all his squishy human heart.
Summer in Gravity Falls is never normal; with a former chaos god thrown into the pot, things are gonna get weird. That weirdness could prove fatal if he refuses to face what he's spent a trillion years repressing. Bill's fate lies in the Pines family's hands (and though none of them know it just yet, the Pines family's fates lie in Bill's).
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10 years in therapism without any progress, Axolotl changes tactics and sends Bill back to gravity falls, where a year hadn't even passed since weirdmaggedon.
Bill thinks this is just meaningless.
The Pines family doesn't know what to do with the situation.
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If this flesh-made chick advertised the same bullshit about growing up, feelings, and ideals, he would fucking scream.
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- Part 1 of Triangle in the mirror
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Bill is certain that Ford won't tolerate his angles forever. He has to solve this, putting on a myriad of human forms.
But Ford isn't impressed by any of them. What gives?Series
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The summer of 1966 was one of the happiest summers Stanley and Stanford ever had. It was the year they found their beloved ship and promised each other that they would one day sail in search of adventure. Unfortunately, things hardly ever seemed to go right for very long, and they soon find themselves very far from home and each other.
In January of 1982, Stan and Ford are over a thousand miles away each other when they each have a chance encounter with familiar faces.
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Bill Cipher, interdimensional dream demon of chaos, was now a fucking bird, because of that stupid fucking amphibian. What kind of sick joke was this?! He’s all for jokes and a good prank now and again, but this? This?! This wasn’t even funny!
His black iridescent feathers puff out from his body, as he paces around in the grass, wings folded naturally to his sides.“This isn’t funny, Gills!” Bill yells, only receiving caws instead of his own beautiful voice. “You think this is a game?! Huh?! You’re messing with the wrong demon, pal! This is bullshit! Give me back my body! This thing feels like a soggy blanket covered in dirt!”
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Bill Cipher wakes up outside of the Theraprism, free to go about his business. Only problem? He’s a bird, not an interdimensional dream demon of unfathomable power.-
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BROOOO. I LOVE FICS LIKE THIS SO MUCH <33333 bird bill is SO silly
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Stan and Ford have been sailing around the Arctic for months when they end up in Norway to investigate another anomaly. There Stan is faced with an old face he never though he'd see again, let alone in Norway. Having not fully recovered his memories from his time on the streets yet, Stan struggles to recall what kind of relationship he had with this figure from the past, all the while Ford grows more and more hostile towards the man for seemingly no apparent reason. Old insecurities begin to rear their ugly head, and the older Pines twins are forced to confront their pasts head on.
In other words, Stan and Ford learn how to communicate better through the power of bonding over terrible exes.
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- Part 5 of Broken Teacups
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Fiddleford isn’t stupid. He knows something is off about Stanford. He knows that the portal is dangerous. He knows that Stanford isn’t always himself. But most importantly, he knows that whatever is possessing Stanford wants the portal open.
And Fiddleford will do anything to stop it.
Including erasing the mind of his best (and only) friend.
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