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Kageyama accidently pops a boner thinking about his best friend. The challenge is, they're sharing a motel room for a training camp, and Kageyama needs to figure out a way to take care of his problem without Hinata noticing.
How do you succeed when you're the opposite of being subtle?
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Stan and Ford are getting ready for the kids return when Bill shows up on their door, human and covered in blood.
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“If you wanted a lock of my hair you should have just asked”
Ford nearly jumped out of his skin, “You’re-“
“Still me. Sorry to disappoint.”
Bill had known what he meant before he got the words out.
That wasn't good. Was he able to get past the metal plate and into his head? That shouldn’t be possible. He kicked himself for not moving the man into containment before he woke up because Bill was back and he was trapped with him. His eyes darted to the handcuff to ensure it was still in place. Bill’s one eye followed the movement.
“If you wanted me in your bed all you had to do was ask,” he added dryly.
“What-“ Ford was thrown for a loop. The only reason that a powerful dream demon would not have instantly snapped himself free, was if he didn’t need to. Ford’s body was tense as his mind tried to figure out what to do.
“Relax, Sixer”, Bill croaked, settling back onto the mattress “I don’t think I’m up for anything like that right now.”
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TW: Self Harm, Gore, Mentions of Suicidal Intent
Rn includes: Handjob, Masturbation
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The bathroom was utilitarian, in that it had space for a grimy bathtub in the corner, a mirror on the wall, and not much else. It was Silco who'd requested a bathtub, when they'd first settled in, for "the luxury." At the time, they'd found it funny in a grim way, to think of fitting a filthy tub in a tiny room could ever qualify as luxurious. In Zaun, it was all the luxury they could get.
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This is Not an Enemies to Lovers Tale (This is Something Else) by MothballMilkshake for Seadweller_Apologist
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jan 2025
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The problem with Alastor – okay, nope, hold up – that wasn't gonna cut it. The guy had ninety-nine problems and was determined to make all of them Husk's.
But the one, specific problem with Alastor right now, was that he had a tendency to treat other people's personal space as a personal affront. Something he could swan into, fiddle around in – but Jesus fucking Christ, if you ever thought about returning the favour, you'd lose your goddamn hand.
Husk had just about built up to the point where he could lay a finger on the guy, and that was after knowing him for over forty Hellish years.
Not that he had even wanted to build up to that point. He wasn't interested in laying anything on that fuck, so a pointed finger to the chest was where he was happy to leave it.
If only Alastor had offered him the same damn courtesy.
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Unbeknownst to Allen, a whole other world coexists in the same time and space as the world he knows. Up until his twenties, he lived in blissful oblivion to this world that goes beyond the earthly, where creatures from the supernatural live among humans—blending into society. But all of this changed after one simple Friday.
After that faithful evening, Allen's life spirals out of control when he gets tangled in a bloody web of vampiric chaos. He has to deal with their matters while his personal life is turned on its head as he deals with the lies and uncertainties surrounding the people he thought he knew and could trust. Friends turn into strangers, and strangers become the cause of his misery. One becomes his fatal flaw as Allen battles with the line between life and death far too often.
Is there anyone left to trust so that he can make it out alive?
(New schedule (author is injured lol) updates every other Saturday.)
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What could possibly go wrong? [NSFW COMICS] by MrLianf
Fandoms: Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jan 2025
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Wim asks Job to teach him how to fly a ship. They have very close physical contact during their training. Which gets the Job boner. And decides to use Wim to eliminate the riser.
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Lego Twink. It's the Lego Twink. That's it.
You take care of him <3
He has so much tension in his body that you had to help him to relieve x- Language:
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Stepping into the role of Messiah, Lucius Valley, bastard son of Skwisgaar Skwigelf, has to learn the scope of his power, understand the responsibilities that come with the title, and how it translates into a world that is getting more dark and brutal by the day.
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- Part 6 of Fatherklok
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Guy is awkward. Guy has complex issues with authority. Guy lusts over his professor. Possibly due to lack of parental love as a child.
Every character in this book is an adult.
I never went to college and I'm certainly not going to university. This is my own fantasy education system.
Very awkward and a loner but very kinky and horny MC
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Batman fails to escape a trap from the riddler, the joker drags him out and gets him to safety.
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"Bats?" He pokes the man's jaw, unresponsive. "Oh god.." He whispers.
He pushes aside the fear starting to boil in his stomach and slides a hand under his cowl to check for a pulse. He sighs in relief.
"You really had me for a minute there batsy.." he speaks softly, not knowing if Batman can hear him.
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Originally intended to focus on rehabilitation but I got carried away
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Luz and King: A Saturday at the Dorms by Hailia_Moon for SmutFactory
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2025
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During a visit to Luz's dorm, King experiences a surge of unfamiliar and intense feelings for his surrogate big sister. As his body reacts in unexpected ways, a physical encounter ensues, leading King to confront his desires head-on. Luz guides him through the experience, resulting in a moment of intense intimacy. This encounter alters the dynamic between them, leaving both to grapple with the implications of their actions and the changed nature of their relationship.
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work sucks, why not hide in a closet to avoid yet another meeting?
or, the most awkward boner that asaba harumasa has had in his entire life. and then it's not. and then it is again.
ain't that just the way.
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Hermes is a surfside city skater with the world's biggest crush on an enormous goth coffee-addict whose name he doesn't even know.
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- Part 1 of Some Westward Coast
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in sheep's clothing by Deisderium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2025
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Luo Binghe slept hard, not waking until they had crossed out of the abyss and into the demon lands. Shen Yuan didn't notice the change in his breathing, only that he felt the lax hand around his waist tighten, and then a bleary voice murmured, "I'm really out."
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In which demon lord Shen Yuan goes hunting in the abyss and finds someone completely unexpected.
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Hongjoong works at the executive lounge of Conrad Seoul Hotel as a bartender, serving the hotel's VIP guests each evening. This is where he meets Seonghwa, a guest at the hotel on a romantic getaway with his partner - or - what was supposed to be a romantic getaway with his partner, if he hadn't caught the man cheating a few weeks before.
Instead of ordering a drink at Hongjoong's bar, he requests a glass of milk to dip the cookies his mother packed him in a special breakup bag. He comes with the same request each evening, and as the nights pass, they learn more about one another, about Seonghwa's breakup, and about his hesitance to indulge in all the couple things he planned to do alone or else he'd be reminded of the breakup.
In a spur of the moment decision, Hongjoong volunteers to take his ex's place, being the boost Seonghwa needs to enjoy the trip.
And enjoy the trip, they do.
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When they were younger, they had a secret relationship that they developed during their adolescence... at the time they thought it was just something they tolerated to be able to relax, that it was just sensations caused by puberty and stupid hormones, it certainly had nothing to do with feelings for each other or anything cheesy like that...
Wrong, they were so, SO wrong, and the time they spent during that mission only emphasized that
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JD and Bruce fall in love (even more) when they meet again after so many years, the two share a room after the rescue mission and silly John has very deep thoughts- Language:
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The thing about Aaron Hotchner is this: when it really matters, he doesn’t break a vow to himself. Ever.
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Hey everyone welcome to, “Counting Down.” It is the long-awaited sequel to “Counting” and I would suggest reading “Counting” first.
If you do enjoy “Counting Down”, please read some of my other works: Counting, Bear & Cub, Not Capable of Love, Go Bag (Look for this in “Boys of Grizzly Valley”), Fire (Look for this in “Boys of Grizzly Valley”) and Jaded (on AO3). Please take a few minutes to drop me a comment to let me know if “Counting Down” is for you or a Kudo to let me know I’m doing well.
“The Universe is Made of Stories, Not of Atoms” -Muriel Rukeyser
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- Part 2 of Counting Series
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Evan, an 11-year-old peasant from 11th-century England, lived a harsh life as a serf in the village of Stowleigh. While foraging in the woods one fateful day, he was abducted by aliens and catapulted into the distant future. Disoriented, terrified, and alone, Evan awakens in a forest, believing he has been cast into a land of demons.
Enter Alex Turner, a rugged and kind-hearted forest ranger grieving his own losses. When Alex finds Evan, he sees a scared child and a soul needing protection. Despite their language, culture, and time differences, Alex vows to help Evan adjust to the modern world, providing him with the care and compassion that were missing from his life.
As Alex and Evan navigate their growing bond, challenges mount. Evan’s past haunts him through intense nightmares and moments of regression, while Alex faces scrutiny and prejudice from the state, questioning his ability to care for a child as a single gay man. Together, they confront a hostile legal system and the lingering scars of their individual traumas, fighting to create a family neither of them expected. This is a tale of found family and the transformative power of unconditional love.