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Months after the Metalocalypse rocked the world, the planet is... well, kind of okay-ish. Dethklok and their fierce femme-metal counterparts, Baen-Shee, are back to life as “normal.”
Except, you know, normal now involves a giant scar in space-time where the Doomstar used to be. This gnarly tear doesn’t just look metal; it spits out alien cocoons every month like Mordhaus has its own interdimensional subscription box. And if that’s not weird enough, Earth itself seems to be having a post-apocalyptic identity crisis, thanks to what Charles Offdensen—former suit, now High Holy Priest—calls the Old Ones’ return.
Meanwhile, Nathan Explosion and the rest of Dethklok just want to focus on what’s important: keeping things dark, brutal, and strictly musical. But when whispers of an even deadlier, potentially Salacia-level threat emerge, will they be forced to trade riffs for world-saving antics again? Or will they finally get to shred in peace?
It all starts now as Dethkomic enters its third and final volume. Dethkomic takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' - it's the breakfast of champions - Dethkomic: I'm lovin' it - Where's the beef? An all new story, brought to you by the same goofball.
Let's do this.
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- Part 1 of dethkomic iii
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I sometimes get ideas I like but am not sure how to work into the larger fic’s plot. If I like them enough but can’t figure it out, and they stand on their own, they’ll eventually end up here.
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- Part 2 of #Brutal
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First part of what is probably going to be really obnoxiously long series. Things get weird between Toki and Skwisgaar, Pickles and Toki, and Pickles and Skwisgaar. Skwisgaar starts playing mind games with Toki that he can't win, while Pickles struggles with feelings for Toki he assumes are unrequited. Pickles and Skwisgaar get caught up in an occasionally violent and jealous fight over the band's youngest member.
Warning: Will explore dark themes like child abuse later. Hopefully not a surprise to anyone already here but, y’know. You’ve been warned.
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- Part 1 of #Brutal
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My inspiration for these are adult vids that I've watched, writing prompts I have saved, Disney and Don Bluth movies, and just the general randomness that rattles around my head
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There's a new rap group in town by the name of JUNSHI, and one of the artists' looks like a certain guitarist. With all the speculation going around, Skwisgaar is bombarded with questions about his relationship to her, causing bombs to detonate on both sides of the plane. Maybe Skwisgaar will remember what happened that fateful night and accept it; or he'll just deny it and act like nothing ever happened.
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When Pickles goes missing, Nathan reconsiders their friendship.
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Have you fallen in love with one of God's dumbest creations? Me too! Aka, I changed my mind and decided that I do, in fact, want to crosspost all of my works! This is where all the drabbles and headcanons go, longer fics posted separately. Come daydream about 30 to 40 year old men, it's good for the soul.
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The Doomstar has fallen, and the world is saved. Cool, great.
The guys want to work on a new album, a really good one that will revitalize the mending world and say everything they want to say to their fans. And, to make things even better, Charles has found them a great writing get-away, a legitimate, bona-fide, scientifically proven haunted mansion.
The only problem?
It's fucking haunted. Like reaaaaally fucking haunted.
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Charles DeWitt is a youngish, gay, chronically bored IT salesman with issues of the Commitment, Self-Esteem, and Daddy variety, hiding his transness at an HR nightmare of a company, Tech's Cool. Through a series of blunders, faux pas, and acts of Metal G-d, DeWitt ends up the go-to for the biggest metal band in the world, eventually becoming entangled in a complicated band-member romance he'd never dreamed of being mature enough to handle.
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Murderface: Sexiest Ugly Man Alive – The Meltdown Chronicles by gogogrohl
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
17 Dec 2024
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William Murderface’s quest to prove he’s the sexiest member of Dethklok turns into a chaotic TikTok saga filled with public meltdowns, questionable stunts, and relentless roasting from his bandmates and the internet. What begins as a cry for validation spirals into a legendary series of live-stream disasters that no one—especially Murderface—will ever forget.
Tagline: He wanted to be sexy. He became a meme.
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A collection of one shots and lemons as requested from tumblr.
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Toki is saved and safe, but is everyone else safe from him, including himself? Even with help, and support, he can't help but feel... different.
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CANON REWRITE: Magnus never died. Charles never left. -
Were You Just Refracted Letters? by InfiniteDraconicStellarTopology for justifiedRecursion
Fandoms: ZampanioSimulator (Video Game)
01 Dec 2024
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A Letter is Delivered to the CFO of EyedolGames, at the Moon Maze. It seems to be important.
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Daemonic Rites, a Metalocalypse AU by aaorticdesecration
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2024
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The found scribes of Church of the Black Klok.
Part one of many to come. This is my personal AU I wanted to turn into full written fanfiction. It’s called Daemonic Rites, it’s metalocalypse, if it was extremely fucked up? Lots of religious symbolism, cults, demons, and demon hunters !!
Work in progress!!!!!!
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Toki has an interesting idea for a new album.
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You asked for it! (no you didn't...) Another lost episode of Metalocalypse!!! Brought to you by psychosis and severely unmedicated ADHD. Watch the drama unfold as Pickles is forced to spend Thanksgiving with his odious (bet you dumbasses had to look that one up) family! Released just in time for all of you to read it aloud with your family at the dinner table. Grandma will love playing the role of Seth! Uncle Jeb calls Nathan!!! I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore... just read it and end my misery! PLEASE! Jk, but please do read. Again, relationship tags are just there so y'all know WHERE I STAND! *WARNING* VERY CANON COMPLIANT
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- Español
- Words:
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DethBabies (or Tinieklok) / DethKlok Agere Oneshot Collection by UnfrostedPoptartEater
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
14 Nov 2024
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