These Idiots in Love
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Pretend We're Real (Until We Are) by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
08 Jan 2022
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Bucky agrees to pretend to be Sam's boyfriend for the family cookout in Delacroix. By the time the weekend is over, they're not so sure they're faking it anymore.
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- Part 1 of These Idiots in Love
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So, This is Jealously by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 May 2022
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Bucky tries to navigate Sam having a steady girlfriend, but no one realizes who Bucky's actually jealous of.
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- Part 2 of These Idiots in Love
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In Every Other Universe by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
17 Jul 2022
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America tells Sam and Bucky that in every other universe they are happily married. On Earth-616, the platonic partners don't know how to handle this news.
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- Part 3 of These Idiots in Love
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Alpine’s Daddy by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
23 Jun 2022
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Sam and Bucky unknowingly match on a cat owners' dating site.
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- Part 4 of These Idiots in Love
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My Therapist Taught Me How to Flirt by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
03 Nov 2022
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Bucky seeks dating advice from his therapist. Together, they navigate the world of modern dating and Bucky's gradual realization that he might be in love with Sam.
She recognizes him since Bucky's been visiting this coffee shop religiously every morning.Today is the final step of the plan except the plan wasn't supposed to take two weeks. He was supposed to ask her out on day one but that didn't happen. Didn't quite work out the next day either or the following twelve. This is it, try fourteen and Bucky is going to ask Alice out today just as he and his therapist discussed.
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- Part 5 of These Idiots in Love
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SOS (Save Our Sam) by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Sep 2022
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When Sam starts dating again, he's not sure how to politely reject people being Captain America. To save him from endless bad dates, he has Bucky come rescue him.
"Sam, someone stole my arm!"
That's the next brilliant lie. Sam asked for better excuses and this is what he gets. Bucky standing at the bar without his prosthetic, pointing to the empty space as if it wasn't obvious enough he's missing a vibranium limb.
Sam's staring open-mouthed at his very dumb roommate who really thought this was a good excuse to get him out of another dreary date. Sam finally closes his mouth and frowns over at the man next to him.
"I'm so sorry, I clearly need to lend a hand here."
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- Part 6 of These Idiots in Love
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Safe Place by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
07 Aug 2023
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Sam learns that he has become Bucky's safe place.
Sam didn't make a big deal out of it. And like dealing with a cat, Sam never moves until absolutely necessary when Bucky's in contact with his shoulder. He doesn't want to disturb the peace or break the idea that this is okay, this is allowed.
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- Part 7 of These Idiots in Love
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You Don't Know What Love Is by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Dec 2022
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Bucky struggles to understand love. When Sam invites Bucky to spend Christmas with his family, Bucky finally learns what love is.
"Would you cry if I died?"
Sam stills and meets his eyes carefully.
"What?" Sam asks baffled.
"Nevermind," Bucky retracts.
"No way, you ain't neverminding that. Did you just ask if I'd cry if you died?"
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- Part 8 of These Idiots in Love
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Out Of Your League by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
09 Oct 2022
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Sam and Bucky meet at their recreational, adult baseball league and both fall for their teammate.
He looks so good in those pants. Sam will swear Jesus himself made baseball pants. The holy man sewed those shapely garments for the sole purpose of allowing Sam to watch his crush wear them every Wednesday when his recreational, adult baseball league plays.
They're so tight. They're probably an old pair, Sam muses as his eyes linger on Bucky's adorable tiny ass running to first base. His team cheers, snapping Sam out of his daydream. He quickly claps for Bucky's base hit, whistling with two fingers which earns a cheeky grin from Bucky. Sam slumps back against the dugout bench, his heart twisting in a knot.
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- Part 3 of AU - It's Different This Time
- Part 9 of These Idiots in Love
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Too Good a Thing by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
15 Dec 2022
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Hooking up with Sam has been a dream come true for Bucky and he will happily bury his feelings for eternity if it means he gets to be with Sam.
He adorably tried to play it off like he fell. Like a person could actually fall perfectly into someone's lips with their mouth puckered and ready. Bucky didn't care about the silly fib because the kiss, as light and brisk as it may have been, did something to him. Lit something up inside of him that had been dormant for some time. He leaned right back in and kissed Sam for real.That's how it started. With them making out every time Sam got a little drunk.
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- Part 10 of These Idiots in Love
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A Familiar Stranger by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
30 Dec 2021
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Sam meets the infamous Bucky Barnes at his favorite coffee shop, but soon fears the former Winter Solider might be stalking him.
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- Part 11 of These Idiots in Love
- Part 4 of AU - It's Different This Time
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Phone Call Lullaby by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies)
27 Mar 2022
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Bucky finally responds to Sam's missed text messages by calling him one night. The phone calls don't stop until Sarah finally has enough and forces both men to meet in person.
"You want me to tell you about the last time I went to the store?" Sam judges.
Bucky cringes internally feeling his face flush warm.
"Never mind," Bucky sighs and he's about to hang up and end this torture once and for all when Sam jumps back in.
"No, I'm gonna tell you. You won't believe what happened to me."
That same wave of calm spreads across Bucky's skin and his body finally begins to relax. He picks his head back up.
"What happened?"
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- Part 12 of These Idiots in Love
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Dancing in a Minefield by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
20 Feb 2023
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The Cap Quartet is on a mission when Sam and Bucky have to go undercover at a gay bar. Undercover missions sometimes involve making out which sometimes leads to unresolved feelings becoming resolved.
Sam watches Natasha spread herself over Bucky's broad thighs. She plants herself erotically in the center of his lap letting her hands float above his chest, she cups his jaw. Her movements are slow, calculated, deliberate. She tilts his chin up, tipping his head back. Bucky stares up at her, his mouth dropping every so slightly until finally, their lips meld easily in a seamless and filthy cadence.
And dammit. They look good, they look hot, Sam fumes.
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- Part 13 of These Idiots in Love
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Flaunt What You Got by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
10 May 2022
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When Cass Wilson comes out as gay, Sam's a little ashamed to admit he needs time to process the overly feminine interests his nephew begins to take part in. He's even more surprised when Bucky seems to embrace Cass's new lifestyle much easier than he does.
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Cass comes out as gay and quickly sees how blind Sam and Bucky are.
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- Part 14 of These Idiots in Love
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The Night Hell Freezes Over by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Feb 2022
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The biggest regret of Sam Wilson's life currently is lying about not finding Bucky Barnes attractive. It's his own fault that his secret feelings absolutely terrify him and now he doesn't know how to dig himself out of the hole he's dug himself into.
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- Part 15 of These Idiots in Love
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Until Morning, You're Mine by Cobrafantasies for Siancore
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jun 2024
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After the cookout, Bucky finds Sam on the boat and talk of a summer fling is brought up.
“I would fall for it,” Bucky agrees belatedly. “I was a sucker for romance before the war.”
Sam’s eyes narrow, his gaze calculating.
“Bet you’re still a sucker for it now,” Sam guesses.
Bucky shrugs, not looking away. He wants to move closer. He’s wanted to get closer to Sam all day — no, all year.
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- Part 16 of These Idiots in Love
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Breathe Into Me and Make Me Real by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Nov 2024
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After a brief stay at the hospital, Bucky finds the courage to confess his feelings to Sam.
The worst part is, he forgot Sam is his emergency contact. Opening his eyes and seeing that gorgeous face ignites Bucky back to life, like a direct shock to his heart. He’s awake, staring at Sam.
Then Sam notices he’s awake and his face crumbles into this terrible expression of concern. Bucky hates to worry Sam. He immediately regrets putting him as his emergency contact and shrinks with regret.
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- Part 17 of These Idiots in Love