@beauty-proof
me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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for the love of god here
denim jacket
leather jacket that is not made of animal skin but also not plastic (wow no way)
@roach-works
cool i can't wait to wear my human-leather coat around town while doing other totally normal and legal daily activities
always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem
For those who don’t know. MSG is just seaweed extract. It’s a racist campaign to make us scared of seaweed. And it makes food taste better. Some of y'all scared of tasty seaweed cause you believe racists.
All the people in the notes claiming to suffer from/have relatives with MSG allergies are utterly playing themselves because MSG allergies are a myth. Any sensitivity you think you have to MSG’s is coming from a different ingredient in the product, or is placebo.
Screenshots from the Healthline article if people can’t open the link. It’s not hard to find information that supports this all across the web as well.
You’re not likely to experience any sort of sensitivity to MSG in regular amounts that you would find in food.
It’s more likely that if you do experience sensitivities or allergies, it’s because of something else in the product.
MSG is quite literally as harmless to you as table salt. Stop being racists and start actually enjoying the food available to you.
MSG is also found in tomatoes, parmesan cheese, and anchovies. If you can eat food with large amounts of tomato, or added tomato paste, if you enjoy parmesan cheese, or like Cesar salad dressing, congrats, you enjoy MSG.
MSG evangelicals when a migraineur actually doesn't consume tomatoes, parm, or many other glutamate-containing foods 💥🤯💥
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Mother Nature really said, "I don't respect this holiday anymore."
“Hey guys, just because it’s about a gay space and was written, and performed by gay people who sang songs for gay people doesn’t mean it’s a gay song” is an insane level of cognitive dissonance.
I’m fucking g laughing my ass off about this right now actually
Cool, I hope everyone plays it twice as loud at Pride.
just mentioned possums in a post & reminded myself that “possum/opossum” pedants are a thing that exists (and they’re wrong).
“um actually ☝️🤓 if it lives in America it’s an O-possum; only the ones in Australia & New Zealand are called possums”
Australiasian possums are called possums because they’re named after the American marsupial and we were already calling ours possums by the time that happened
yes, opossum is also correct (the name comes from Powhatan “aposoum” meaning “white animal”), but depending on the region it’s often a lot more common for them to be called just “possum”, and if you “correct” people they’re going to look at you funny
Before you post, think:
Is it groovy
Is it smashing, baby
Is it shagedelic
Does it give you mojo
Does it make others randy
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My father's funeral was yesterday. There are a lot of ways that I could attempt to eulogize him, but for the sake of expediency I'm going to go with an incident, towards the tail end of the Obama administration, where I was sitting in the living room reading, and he charges in in a big huff, says, "Look at what he sent me! Can you believe this guy?" and hands me this:
I'm so so curious what death panels could possibly be. is this a council that decides who dies ? what does this mean ?
A major Republican talking point/smear during the early Obama years was the idea that the Affordable Care Act would inevitably result in a slippery-slope towards the existence of dystopian bureaucratic review panels who would assess whether it was cost effective to keep any given person alive using state resources (colloquially referred to as "death panels.")
The intended joke was that my father was LARPing as a hypothetical insane person who heard about the concept of death panels, misunderstood them as an actual plank of Obama's platform, thought they were a great idea, and then spent eight years badgering the surgeon general about how to sign up for them as if it were akin to jury duty, before Obama personally intervenes to try and get him to stop. The tone of the conversation right before he handed this to me had undertones of a guy feeling backstabbed about a politician not following through on campaign promises.
hate when people use the term 'cancelled' interchangeably with the term 'accused ov multiple serious sexual abuses'
right like did they tweet a slur at someone in 2011 or did they rape multiple women i think theres a difference
wilf (wip i’d like to finish)
I'm "avoid Covid" as much as possible, but not everyone can 100% isolate which is why masking is so important. Yeah, I know every time I go out is a risk because I'm the only one masking most of the time. I also invested in a flomask to try and get the best protection I can. I haven't ever tested positive for Covid but I'm sure I've probably had it asymptomatically. I can't afford to test constantly, I'm on disability which pays pennies. You aren't superior for being a novid and thinking less of people for not 100% isolating is ableist, frankly. Would I survive without a lot of my treatment? Probably, but I would have no quality of life. People are allowed to take risks that improve their quality of life. That doesn't make us plague rats.
Who this person is talking about, btw
Replace covid with HIV, and suddenly they're just a left-posing reganite. How do we combat systemic failure of public health? Toxic individualism with none community, of course!
I caught covid (delta variant) while isolating. The only outside contact I had was my groceries, which I wiped down after they were delivered AND isolated for several hours outside.
Folks, is it a moral failure to eat?
i think about this post a lot
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It's great that nature always finds a way to improve.
Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser