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What if we were both butch knights guarding the princess’ room at night and we got cold and lonely so we kissed and got lost in each other

me, the dark lesbian assassin sent to kill the princess in a drawn-out toxic yuri fight-to-the-death that employs various girly implements and furniture pieces throughout her bedroom, stopping for a moment to appreciate her distracted butch knights fucking as i sneak past

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit

"All YA books are about vampires" you are looking at the supernatural romance shelf in a WHSmith. "All hip hop is misogynistic" have you considered listening to a female rapper. "All classic books are boring stories about straight white men" you are reading classic books by straight white men. "OFMD was the first time I saw a gay person on television" I don't even know how this happened but it's on you

comic books are good to get into if you really like to complain about everything all of the time

not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

Becoming sorceress-pilled, standing atop my obsidian tower and cackling maniacally, hurling bolts of black lightning at well-muscled adventurers, wailing in agony when my crystal orb is shattered

Not sure where to start with this lifestyle, gonna put in a down payment on a Fell Beast and go from there

Kind of a hard field to break into these days, the romantic images of it are all solitary shewolves scheming alone but without significant starting magical capital you’re more likely to end up a no name hag getting killed for a small bounty in the woods. And that’s to say nothing of the women who started with divine assistance acting self-made. Unfortunately it’s about who you know these days. If you’re looking to strike it big and don’t have a demonic patron or supernatural ancestor to lean on I can’t recommend enough worming your way into positions of power or heroic quests for powerful relics then betraying someone at a key moment to start up.