this is one of the best posts ever

i want to lock him in my basement [gets scared about the optics ] with his permission,

Daily schedule:

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

https://twitter.com/jeremylevick/status/1218281229667184641

My hot take is that the iconic cerulean lecture from The Devil Wears Prada is completely stupid bc like if the flow of influence in fashion is so diffuse and inscrutable that a middle class girl is buying a sweater without "realizing" it was supposedly inspired by a runway collection from a decade ago, then maybe the very notion that fashion can have "authorities" like Meryl Streep's character is bullshit

there's something here about how all dominance is based on lies and spectacle but its still hot when girls do it

your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

Exodus 25:23-30

well ill be darned

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

im no better than squidward

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

Whatever

thats not a bong thats a bing

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works for me!

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GLaDOS learns about isopods

taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

Chimera

Acrylic on canvas, August 2024

yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

im a feminist