being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

I really like when bill wears people clothes, like those aren't for you silly

@spaceboibrainrot here you go

from here

Anyways, the other day I found someone who said "space and the deep ocean are none of my business" and I wonder what it must be like to live life incurious like that. Lovecraft ass behavior.

I'm going to need you all to stop being "boo hiss fire is scary bugs are creepy space is bad" or I'm going to start dragging you out to see the wonders of the cosmos myself and I will be grumpy about it I tell you

Cuttlefish

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pump up the jam

ship of theseus bumper sticker that says my other ship is this ship

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

should bill get blown up . forever

PEOPLE BAND TOGETHER AND VOTE NO ! WE CANT LET OUR FAVORITE BLORBO DIE (unless you like pain and despair vote yes ig)

STUMP CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS! (They absolutely can)

I'm so sorry my friend... a terrible war has come to divide our houses... i think he should get blown up badlys...

revealing that i voted no…. not because i want to save him….. but because i want something WORSE……..

IT AIN'T LOOKIN' GOOD FOR LIL BILLY, FOLKS

Calling that whole entire fucking Jamón Ibérico leg that goes for, according to the Costco website, $650 just "Costco ham" is the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. They teach entire classes just on how to cut and serve one of these things correctly. It's some of the most expensive, top tier cured meat in the entire goddamn world, and if this is from Costco then it's also black label jamón ibérico de bellota which is the highest grade version. It can only be made in Spain or Portugal out of specific breed of pig(and for black label it has to be 100% purebreed, too) that is raised free-range and, during the last part of it's life, fed a diet exclusively of acorns. This is like calling a good cut of wagyu beef you got at the supermarket "Safeway steak" like. You're not WRONG but also HUH?????

Continuously in awe of the deep sea 🤩

The fingered goblet sponge (Heterochone calyx) is one of the largest sponges on the Pacific coast. Their funnel-shaped bodies can grow up to two meters (nearly seven feet) tall and fan out two meters (nearly seven feet) across. Remarkably, the skeleton of this massive animal is made of microscopic slivers of silica glass called spicules. As the sponge grows, the glass spicules fuse together, creating rigid joints in between. This intricate three-dimensional structure remains intact long after the tissues die.

The fingered goblet sponge is a filter-feeder that strains tiny plankton, bacteria, and organic material from seawater. They unlock carbon for their neighbors on the deep seafloor, making nutrients available to other animals that eat parts of the sponge or consume the sponge’s waste.

We have observed dense gardens of Heterochone and other sponges on Sur Ridge, offshore of Central California. But in some places, Heterochone grows together with other sponge species to form massive reef structures. Dead sponge skeletons provide the foundation for these reefs. Off British Columbia, sprawling sponge reefs can span more than 700 square kilometers (270 square miles) and are estimated to be thousands of years old.