laptop at 13% battery: i cant take it anymore!!!!! (dies)

phone at 1% battery:

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

Let homeless people occupy peopleless homes, build houses for use rather than exchange, 3D print comfortable houses in a day, convert corporate skyscrapers into housing and commercial malls into publicly-accessible community centers with living commons and entertainment

When you say it to people and they break

“But the money? … we can’t just? But, Money? We can’t just… help… people? Can we? The Money. We can’t just help people? Like that? We can’t just? Money?”

To really break them, tell them it’s cheaper to give homeless people homes than it is to leave them on the street.

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

starting a collection

If I may submit:

man i really don't think so but okay i guess

i just discovered r/petfree and this is actually so incredibly funny to me

They really got me with the prehistoric anime girls

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

IMA PASS OUT IF SHE KEEPS WAGGING HER AMAZING PONYTAIL AROUND LIKE THAT!!!!

THIS DRAGON GIRL IS TOO CUTE!

She pout!

*trimps off of a big rock in front of a castle and flies over the wall and kills people with my sword*

Literally the funniest post on this website

For context this was posted like a month before it came out her family had a child slave, which she defended.

hey uh what

Congratulations on being one of the lucky ten thousand