literally my favorite type of tweet

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

Tell them the air is halal too

Seriously do these people not understand that anything without pork or alcohol can be halal? Or that almost all seafood is halal? Even if other meats aren’t halal basically anything vegan or vegetarian is by default halal

the issue with toblerone and the reason they added the halal certificate is because nougat is often one of those things that can contain hidden pork through the gelatine (not all countries demand a specification on what kind of gelatine, and pork is the most common one), but most chocolate nougat bars have now switched to cheaper gelling agents, not for a love towards muslim but to get more profit… and as someone that is from a halal household, toblerone has literally always been halal for muslims to eat–the halal certificate just makes it official and easier for muslims to find

^^ Thanks for clearing that up, I was wondering what the hell would make a chocolate bar be non-halal. 

that means it’s kosher, too!

“My stupid woke chocolate doesn’t even have pork in it”

clearly they prefer anti-woke chocolate, which tastes like pork, gets you drunk, and was made with child labor

shoutout to this person in the replies

Twitch Chat writes an essay (each single word message has a 1/40 chance to be added to the essay until the essay has at least 600 words, in which case the chat has 30 more minutes to finish the essay)

600 words isn't even that much

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

reblog to make a terf big mad

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved

LIKE IF THEY SHOULD SHOW MERCY REBLOG TO TAKE THE SHOT

this has been pretty even the whole time but goddamn you guys it’s neck and neck. the man’s fate is in your hands

still neck and neck

you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died

get this to 10k and i make a parody of the entire song on my uke

@walmart-the-official we're in the final stretch

you know what to do

you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died

get this to 10k and i make a parody of the entire song on my uke

you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died

get this to 10k and i make a parody of the entire song on my uke

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

yes

you are fucking died. game oval.

https://x.com/igloofella/status/1903960751296938278

Nope!

By @andlien

Day 110: Isa-boh

which flag is that