guy who was supposed to meet with me yesterday no-showed but i need his input to proceed with a project that im getting hounded for and i have no idea how to navigate that situation without sounding like im making excuses or throwing someone under the bus and my instinct is to just be gracious and not push but *i* will get in trouble if this doesnt get done and also i think technically this is part of his job??? but idk!!
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tumblr should make a “you’ve already reblogged this!” feature so i don’t look like a fucking idiot reblogging the same shit over and over again.
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More favourite numerical memes:
- Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)
- Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")
- Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")
- Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")
- Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)
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I think Taylor Swift should quit pop stardom to become a dog show handler specializing in Afghan Hounds
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i, have seen, 6 movies.
I’ve seen 74 and I cannot emphasize enough you do not need to watch The Searchers. Do not watch the Searchers.
58% 😩
I’m a failure.
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the frowny face on the bluescreen of death is maybe the secord or third worst thing microsoft has ever done
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This poll is asking about general walkability, not your personal habits– if there is a supermarket nearby but you do not or cannot personally walk there, vote according to what a hypothetical able-bodied person would be able to do.
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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Okay chat what’s your favorite popular f/f ship and your unpopular/niche f/f ship
I’ll go first I think gideon/harrow is fire but I also think the queens on either side of a chess board should lez out
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I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it
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you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first
First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.
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the internet is so awesome because it connects me to other autistic girls who have also spent a decade being really mad about people who cry and scream over Pluto not being classified as a planet anymore.
I have two core arguments:
1. it's a rock it does not care
2. you don't even wanna learn about the other dwarf planets do you. you don't even care about any of this you just wanna be upset about the one thing you remember from the 4 week astronomy unit you had in science class when you were 13.
why did you decide dwarf planet meant less. you're the one who doesn't care about them. I hate you.
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people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good
do you think i could still get women if i started wearing john cena shorts