Reviews

How movies like this get made is really beyond me. Having your audience have to deal with the most dumb ass stupid teenagers to ever be in a horror movie is too much to ask of any film goer.

This had to have been a high school project. It is bad all the way around from the writing to the directing, the editing, and finally the acting.

The best actor was the bear and he was so embarrassed to be associated with this trash that he didn't even show up to the premier. He has since stipulated in his contract to never again work with anyone that was involved with this monstrosity.

I was glad the bear won because the world doesn't need people that stupid walking around. Please don't watch this movie. You'll feel dumb if you do. You've been warned.

When a movie is this predictable it's not scary. Too much of it is the same as the first. Both movies have very unlikeable characters but this movie spends an inordinate amount of time making this group even more unlikeable. With the exception of the hot chick which was the second person to die, I wanted all of them dead after that.

The evil doctor experimenting on patients, the pentagram, etc... seems stolen from The House On Haunted Hill. What really blew this movie into forgetfulness is them escaping, driving back to their hotel, and then getting in the hotel elevator only to have it transport them back to the asylum. This makes absolutely no sense at all. What little credibility existed vanished with that.

To make matters worse they bring back the most annoying character from the first movie. He's been there nine years eating rats but he still has all his teeth. Don't get me started on the stupidity of the red door.

I belong in an asylum for even rating it a two.

Why an American werewolf in Paris? They already had a whole clan of them right there. They could have just done a story around all of that and just called it The Werewolves Of Paris.

Ok, the CGI werewolf transformations are horrible but that isn't what ruined this movie. The opening showed promise. The bungee jump off the Eiffle Tower was a bit of a rush but after that it's downhill.

The protaganist, played by Thomas Everett Scott, has no redeeming qualities. There is nothing appealing about his character. The actor himself has no screen presence. He uttered his lines as if it were a table read. How many times do we need to see him run off in his boxer shorts? That's just bad writing.

To be fair to him, none of the other actors were that good either. You didn't care at all what happened to them.

I gave it a two... one for each of Julie Delpy's breasts.

Okay, Blake Lively is most definitely eye candy and as a result I have to assume the shark is a male. The set up is good, there are some nice surfing visuals, and it is suspenseful which is what keeps you watching.

Here's the problem. You definitely have to suspend reality. A shark that has a whole whale carcass to itself isn't going to bother going after anything else. She clearly would have had time to get out of the water.

If you believe Matt Hooper from Jaws, sharks have a slow digestive system so after pigging out on the whale the shark would not be hungry.

The shark makes three successful kills, all males but can't bring down the girl that it had a hold of. Well, we wouldn't have a movie had it succeeded.

It's not the best shark movie ever but it's far from the worst. It's worth a watch and I rated it a 6 on the suspense.

For something worthwhile to happen. The only thing that could have given this movie another star is if Cerina Vincent were to take off her top.

If you're going to wait, no pun intended, to show us the creature until the end of the movie at least build some suspense. Cerina at first showed a bit of sex appeal but that all went out the door when she started acting. No Oscar here.

Then the credibility started falling apart all over the place. She has a high powered rifle with no kickback and she doesn't even take aim. She does all this physical stuff like lots of walking, running, burying three bodies, and absolutely no sweat on her person.

Her boss shows up and sees that she's got a major injury to her leg but deems it more important to check out the dam. Out of nowhere the last Mohican shows up and he knows just about everything regarding the creature except that it likes shoving a big stick up your ass.

Save your time and pick something else. It Waits will definitely keep you waiting for absolutely nothing.

Fright Night meets The Girl Next Door except none of the girls can hold a candle to Elisha Cuthbert. The acting is atrocious in many scenes but that could also be because the horrible writing gave them nothing to work with.

The characters of Victoria, the vampire next door and Martin the dweeb were very unlikeable especially Martin. Someone should tell these actors that if you play a character so unlikeable it negatively affects your future viewership. The fans won't like you.

I hate the modern day vampire where now they can live in daylight and that they're not vulnerable to anything. There's no hint of how to kill these creatures except that they can kill each other. Of course they had to satisfy the LGTBQ community by making them lesbian vampire as if anyone gives a fart.

More could be said but I already wasted enough of my time by watching the movie.

It started off okay but when the stupidity started it never stopped. How come in a school setting you don't see any other teachers? How come the hospital looks like hardly anyone is there especially with two killers on the loose? How come the English teacher's wife is still in her own clothes and not wearing standard hospital blues? I guess the miniscule budget for the movie didn't allow for some authenticity.

How come the English teacher didn't just throw Tamara off the roof? How come the English teacher's wife after just seeing her husband die doesn't even shed a tear?

Want to be just as stupid and waste 90 plus minutes of your life? The watch this movie.

From the very beginning I'm asking myself why is there a mile long trail of plastic and nobody's cleaning it up? Then the protagonist named Sophia, dives in the water to try and save her husband, she's already held her breath for a long time, and gets dragged further into the deep. She's screaming underwater thereby letting out oxygen and we're supposed to believe she didn't drown?

Is it entertaining? Yes but, don't try and figure things out. It's filled with the typical shark movie cliches and dumb ass stupid people who deserve to be entree's.

I know longer question how certain movies get funded after Sharknado and trust me, there are more shark movies out there that are way worse than this such a Meg 2.

If you were to do a tarot reading about this movie it would tell you to not watch it. It's derivative, it's cliched, it's predictable, and you hope there will never be a sequel.

This is Final Destination with Tarot cards - period. It's virtually that same thing. We were stupid enough to open a portal where we're all dying one by one. Finally a couple of people figure it out now let's see if we can cheat death. Oh, here's someone who survived it before, let's go see how she did it. And the incredible coincidence that she just so happens to live nearby. Need I go on?

How these movies get financed and get distribution is beyond me but for all of you wanna be film makers, actors, and writers, there's hope for you. Just do better than this.

This movie is a sign that these monster movies are going the way of many of the MCU movies after End Game, which means they're not very good.

All that Iwi stuff seems contrived. The way too human traits given to the apes is absolutely ridiculous. The Dan Stevens character as a veterinarian whose training just happened to include dentistry on a giant ape and he just so happened to have a giant tooth on hand is beyond silly. In addition to that, he travels to hollow earth in the same ship as everyone else but when Kong needs medical attention again, his vet vehicle just happens to be down there where a giant mechanical glove probably a prototype when Tony Stark was designing Veronica, coincidentally is also down there.

Brian Tyree Henry's character is there for comedic relief and nothing else. This was a poorly written movie and if they should do another one it better be a lot better than this mess or they're going to lose their fan base but if that should happen they'll probably just reboot the whole damn thing.

Where do I begin? Horrible writing for one. Randall Wallace attempted to many times to be overly sentimental that it turned out to be embarrassingly mushy. Some of the lines made me cringe particularly when DiCaprio as Louis was trying to impress Christine.

This is my least favorite of DiCaprio's performances. He was miscast. Who in their right mind is going to believe that after wearing an iron mask for 6 years your face which hasn't been cleaned in 6 years has absolutely no blemishes and hardly any beard growth? Come on, at least give us some pimples.

Gabriel Byrne is the only one who did a fine job with what he was given but it's not the fault of the other actors that they were given so little to work with. Jeremy Irons as Aramis was ok until the scene to break out Phillipe from prison. Who's going to believe that he actually had a full grown man underneath his clothing? Not realistic at all. It didn't even look right.

I love the Three Musketeers but don't wait until the last 10 minutes to give me swordplay. That's what they were known for.

The best line in the whole movie was uttered by Edward Atterton who played Lieutenant Andre when he said " Magnificent valor. " He said even more with his eyes while saying that line.

I need to go watch a real Three Musketeers movie to cleanse me from this mess.

I thought I would be watching a full on fantasy flick about killing giants only to discover it ain't that. It is a good movie reminding us of how fragile some of us are when the going gets tough. Some of us have a hard time coping and like so many we invent a world where we come out on top, winners, and heroes.

I'm not familiar with the comics but I read where the comics teach young kids how to deal with tragedy. Even adults need to learn this because for a lot of adults, drifting off into fantasy is replaced with drugs and alcohol or we just try to mentally run away from our problems and hope they'll go away on their own so we won't have to confront them.

This movie is worth the watch and Madison Wolfe did a fantastic job as Barbara. The only question I have is since it's Barbara's fantasy world where only she sees the giants then why does her friend Sophia notice what is quite clearly the humungous footprint of a giant in the forest?

Go ahead and give it a try. It may even bring a tear to your eye.