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Review of Noah

Noah (2014)
2/10
Just plain bad
8 March 2024
Worst Russell Crowe movie ever and I'm sure the other actors wish they could take this one off their resume's as well. What was their source material because it certainly wasn't the bible?

I understand taking some creative/literary license but this went way too far. If you're going to make a biblical movie then you must know that the majority of your audience are going to be Christians. You know, the church going bible reading kind that know truth from fiction. This movie disappoints on every level.

According to Noah those in the ark are the last of mankind and when the youngest dies that's it. Well then what was the point in even saving them? Ham and Japheth have no wives, Tubal Cain who murdered Noah's father when Noah was just a boy, sneaks onto the ark and doesn't appear any older looking than Noah.

There are way too many discrepancies to mention and they aren't really worth the time to write about and neither is watching this travesty.
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