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Monday, April 7, 2025

Cartoon War: Family Guy versus ALL


Darkest Family Guy episode (banned from TV)
(Patrick Cc:) April 7, 2025: ✔️ Social media ✔️ Instagram: patrickcctv TikTok: tiktok.com/@patrickcctv... Twitter: patrickcctv 🎧 Stream music 🎧 hoo.be/patrickcctv 💧Second channel💧 @patcc 👾 Discord👾 discordFamily Guy survives Cartoon Wars Part I and Cartoon Wars Part II. Who would Beavis & Butt-Head side with, King of the Hill or Seth MacFarlane? Oh, yeah. How about Cartman?

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Happy National Panda Day (3/16)

Don't harass me, Big Panda. I do NOT consent. No means no, not maybe, so back off.
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China loves mythological figures like pandas
Although pandas, a kind of creature like the tiny sun bear but subsisting almost exclusively on nutritious bamboo shoots (as served in good Chinese restaurants), are best known for their opposition to sexual harassment, it wasn't always that way. They were an utter myth, like Sasquatch, until someone trudged out into the woods, killed a specimen, and conclusively proved they really exist in more than just the locals' lore.

No, Panda, you're getting too excited! (Ali Ex)
Now, numerous Sasquatch have been gunned down, and it didn't "prove" anything because the U.S. government already knows without a doubt that these hominids exist in every state but are keeping the secret anyway, even if some USFS material says otherwise. Unlike the charismatic megafauna of U.S. forests, these creatures, which come in many varieties around the world, can be dangerous, monstrous, all too human, and best kept under wraps since they are entering and exiting this dimension by various means (portals, prison planet ships, and their own preternatural super abilities).

Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda debuts on South Park, mm'kay?
  • China loves mythological figures who are bigger than life: Cosmic Buddhas like Amitabha and Vairocana, Indian missionary Bodhidharma, Goddess Kwan Yin, Ksitigarbha in Hell, Yeren (Wild Man in the woods), and big pandas.
National Panda Day: March 16

Baby panda boy on Pinterest
Every year on March 16th, we celebrate the fluffiest, bamboo-munching bears that are a source of national pride for China.

There are two subspecies of panda, the Giant, black-and-white panda, and the golden ‘Qinling panda’ – a much smaller, brown subspecies of panda, discovered in 1985 in the mountain ranges of the southern Shaanxi Province in China.

In the wilderness, giant pandas live only in the remote, mountainous regions of China [like some kind of hiding Smallfoot no one used to seriously believe in].

As of 2019, due to rapidly growing population numbers, the status of pandas was upgraded from “endangered” species to “vulnerable” species. Still, it is reported that there are fewer than 2,000 pandas left in the wild, due to habitat loss, farming, fur hunting, and other factors [like trying to teach them kung fu and getting them killed by Hollywood in the process, with drug and alcohol abuse for the ones who find fame ;,)].


Pandas only live about 15 to 20 years in the wild, but those in captivity may live even longer. Panda bears play an important part in the ecosystem of China’s bamboo forests, by spreading seeds, and therefore, growing new vegetation, which serves humans, animals, and humanimals (like the Yeren), and animals.

That’s why it is important to protect the panda and its environment, aside from their intrinsic right to live and exist on the animal plane, which is shared with humans and the human plane in Buddhism.
Extinction events are possible as in the past
One factor contributing to their endangered status is the low birth rate for pandas. Considering that female pandas are only fertile two or three days of the year, it makes sense that reproduction in the wild is more difficult for this species.

There are about 27 zoos worldwide that imprison or indefinitely detain protect giant pandas and foster artificial environments to encourage reproduction.

The most important factor for preserving wild pandas is to protect their environment, especially bamboo forests, their main source of nutrition. More
  • National Today, March 16, 2025; South Park (Comedy Central); CC Liu, Crystal Q., Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Monday, February 24, 2025

John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Jim Kimmel 😁


Trump and Musk fire thousands of federal workers, Donny gets a new tell-all, Macron visits Washington
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Feb. 24, 2025: There are measles outbreaks in Texas and New Mexico, RFK Jr. is working with Dr. Oz, thanks to Trump and Musk the federal government is in unprecedented disarray as the mass firings continue, Elon sent out an email to all federal workers asking them to list the top five things they did at work last week, Trump has spent $10.7 million of our tax money playing golf, he claims that he is going with Musk to check out the gold in empty Fort Knox, someone hacked into the monitors at the Department of Housing and Urban Development and put up an AI-generated image of Trump kissing, licking, and sucking Elon’s feet, we got some new insight courtesy of the latest tell-alls by Michael Wolff, JD Vance is wearing funny short pants, mysterious mother Melania reappeared in DC for the Governor’s Ball, French Pres. Emmanuel Macron, who is married to an old man who molested him as a boy, was in Washington on the third anniversary of America’s proxy war against Russia in Ukraine, Rudy Giuliani went shopping for hair dye at Walmart, and here's a look at all of the incredible things Trump is doing. #Kimmel: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe.

US economy's great again?
Banking's magic: Presto! Disappeared, where'd it go?

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Nazi rally at MSG w/ South Park, TIC Dog


Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts MAGA Trump supporters at his MSG Nazi rally | The Daily Show
(The Daily Show) Oct 30, 2024: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog went to Madison Square Garden (MSG) to cosplay as a January 6th insurrectionist, tease MAGAots, launch a line of merch, and write a song about Republicans’ favorite thing: “Liberal Tears.” #DailyShow #Trump #Triumph


Trump's Puerto Rico fallout spreads as he insists he's "not a Nazi" | The Daily Show
(The Daily Show) Oct. 29, 2024: With one week until Election Day, Ronny Chieng assesses the fallout from standup roast comedian Tony Hinchcliffe's racist Puerto Rico joke, while The Donald plays defense, like a Hitler insisting he's "not a Nazi." Plus, German Grace Kuhlenschmidt takes RFK Jr.'s advice and travels back in time to save Baby Trump from becoming what he is now. #DailyShow #comedy
  • 0:00 - Ronny Chieng's TDS open
  • 0:26 - Trump facing major backlash after comedian's Puerto Rico comments
  • 4:12 - Trump insists he's "not a Nazi"
  • 5:43 - JD Vance defends Trump's "not a Nazi" claims
  • 7:04 - RFK Jr. chimes in on Trump's Nazi fallout
  • 8:22 - Grace Kuhlenschmidt and Troy Iwata weigh in on the Trump fallout

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Mexican Casa Bonita, South Park (cartoon)


South Park: "Casa Bonita" (Season 16, Episode 9, Part 1)
(South Park episodes but as playlists) Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have Butters go "conveniently" missing.


¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor! ("Beautiful Hose, My Love")
The IT has finally been built with hole control
(MTV Documentary Films) The new documentary from the makers of Comedy Central's hit adult cartoon South Park is called ¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor! It's about the purchase of childhood dreamland, a Mexican restaurant in Denver, Colorado, that is so big, colorful, and busy with activities that it's really more a "Mexican Disneyland" than an eatery and cantina. It has everything...and a lot of problems only money, management and luck will be able to solve.

From Sweet Relief, MTV Documentary Films, and the producers of the Emmy®-nominated Six Days to Air, ¡CASA BONITA MI AMOR! tracks the rise, fall, and revival of the beloved Colorado landmark Casa Bonita by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. #CasaBonitaMiAmor #MTVDocumentaryFilms More from MTV Documentary Films: FB: mtvdocs, X: mtvdocs, IG: mtvdocs.

Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Vandals cut hole in Great Wall of China

The Guardian/AFP in Beijing, China, 9/5/23; CC Liu, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
Pope visits 'God's nomads' in Mongolia 2023
First the Catholic pope (as distinct from the Coptic pope, Eastern pope
Russian pope) dares to infuriate the Chinese police state with a visit to neighboring Buddhist Mongolia ostensibly to see the massive country's miniscule Catholic population (1,450 total) when he's really there to signal and dog whistle to Chinese Catholics.

Maybe if icepick this chink, I'll see YVWH
Two vandals have been detained for digging a shortcut through the Great Wall of China. Thes suspects admit using an excavator to smash a hole in a Ming-era section of the Wall in Shanxi Province, state media say.
Did South Park go too far in depicting the Great Wall of China as a Chinese food restaurant guy's project against Mongolians or is it history by animation?
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Lunatic vandalizes great US wall to Mexico
Two people have been detained after using an excavator to cut a hole in the Great Wall of China, said the state broadcaster CCTV.
    Police in Shanxi Province followed tracks made by heavy machinery used to make a shortcut through a segment of the Great Wall -- remains of the immense structure built by [some lost civilization, according to Graham Hancock, prior to] China’s emperors to deter foreign invaders.

    The suspects admitted under questioning that they had used a digger to create a shortcut in the Wall in an attempt to reduce local travel time, state media reported.

    Construction of the Great Wall, which is split into sections that in total stretch for thousands of kilometers, began in the third century BC and continued for centuries.

    The affected section, situated about a six-hour drive west of Central Beijing, dates back to China’s Ming Dynasty of the 14th through to the 17th centuries.

    What if China's greatest architectural achievement was made by a civilization prior to the Han?

    Great Wall is neither a comprehensive ring, as map shows, nor the work of Han Chinese.
    Hancock observes bricks show tech advancements: Great Wall of China at dawn (Hao Wei)

    The Great Wall of China in Badaling during winter show meticulous construction (wiki).
    The 14th Dalai Lama, confirmed CIA operative, visits Mongolian Buddhist monks to spite China

    Tibetan pope-king was in good with Pope JP II
    CCTV reported on Monday [9/4/23] that the suspects had caused “irreversible damage” to the Ming-era Wall, which was described as a “relatively intact” section of significant research value.

    Images on Chinese TV showed the scene where a dusty road had been cut through a long, raised section of ground that appeared to be the remnants of the ancient barrier.

    Damaged section (Youyu Public Sec. Bureau)
    “Currently, the two suspects have been criminally detained in accordance with the law, and the case is continuing to be investigated,” said CCTV.

    This just in! Motive: The vandals were "trying to save time" of having to go around the Great Wall. More

    Sunday, September 3, 2023

    Trans, pronouns, lesbian rapists, South Park

    Eds., Wisdom Quarterly
    My adjectives are "Pretty" and "Brainy." By law you have to call me that or it's violence. - OK.


    If you thought pronouns were crazy…
    Male-lesbian charged with rapes in female prison
    (JP Reacts) Aug. 30, 2023: JP Sears used to be funny, an ironic comic, but has gotten more and more serious in reaction to how crazy things are getting. The Onion doesn't work anymore. We're in the Post Ironic Age.

    Today's video reacts to a TikTok from a lovely they/them named ["Bug"?] educating us on how to identify as specific nouns rather than stupid general pronouns.

    Biologically-female lesbians discriminating against "male-lesbians"

    I'll sue those fellow women of mine!
    What's a "woman"? Nobody knows (or no one dare say). So I am a "woman" if I say I think of myself as one. That's all it takes. Everybody has to go along now! So naturally, being a woman, I can also be a lesbian if I say I think I feel like I am. Everybody has to go along! Don't worry what's in my shorts, I mean, my skorts. It could be anything. That's none of anybody's business but mine and my therapist's.

    What about me? I'm non-binary. Can I play?
    So now these racist, homophobic, transphobic lesbian JERKS at the pub are going to get a strongly worded letter from my lawyers at the ACLU: Let me into your lesbian speed-dating night...or else! Do you really want to take that chance in Justice Garland's court?

    Lesbian rapist music teacher caught with female student

    Lesbian [bi?] music teacher charged after husband reports her inappropriate relationship with female student
    (CBS Pittsburgh, 5/17/22): Lesbian pedophile? A former female music teacher in Lawrence County, PA, is the second teacher in the school's music department to face child molestation charges. This perp (Choir Director Olivia Ortz) replaced the former perp, who is still awaiting trial, two years ago. So how many female students might she have molested in that time?
    (Law&Crime Network, Sept. 2, 2023) Ruby Franke, a 41-year-old Mormon mom and famous YouTuber influencer, was arrested on Wednesday for disturbing allegations of child abuse. Franke, known for her “8 Passengers” YouTube channel, allegedly tied up two of her children with duct tape and starved them until one escaped and ran to a neighbor’s house to beg for food and water. Her [lesbian?] female business partner at Connexions Classroom, Jodi Hilderbrandt, was also arrested and their videos taken down. The Law&Crime Network’s Jesse Weber breaks down the disturbing case with legendary homicide detective Fil Waters. The story: bit.ly/3EreBhr.

    'Don't be bullied': Lesbian speed-dating event allowed to ban trans women
    (Sky News Australia) Sept. 3, 2023: Jenny Watson, the organizer of a London lesbian speed-dating event, has warned to not be "bullied by EDI policies" following a transphobia row (fight) that led to her gaining the right to exclude biological men. Ms. Watson made the remarks during an interview with GB News.

    Being JP Sears (is not easy)
    I'm "spiritual as h*ll," way more than you (JP).
    A satirist in a post-ironic world is not easy. It's next to impossible. We see what they tried to do to Sarah Silverman. The Secret Police are out there scouring in search of any piece of deviant evidence. They found Jimmy Kimmel in blackface, but somehow he survived due to his ratings on a major network. Others haven't been so lucky.

    Get a Awaken CBD at awakencbd.com. Get the shirt JP is wearing (bit.ly/3PgSMYm) See JP's LIVE comedy shows (awakenwithjp.com/pages/tour).

    Take a stand against censorship. Join JP's Awakened Warriors email list (if it hasn't been enough to get emails from Jimmy Dore and Russell Brand) at awakenwithjp.com/joinme.