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Sunday, November 24, 2024

Police: Last Week Tonight (John Oliver)

WARNING: Graphic language (cussing/profanity), police brutality of peaceful demonstrators, racism

Policing in America: Last Week Tonight
(LastWeekTonight) Nov. 24, 2024: This look back is from Season 7, Episode 14, from June 7th, 2020. As nationwide protests over the deaths of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor [Blacks killed by racist and/or implicitly biased police] are met with police brutality, John Oliver discusses how the histories of policing and white supremacy are intertwined, the roadblocks to fixing things, and some potential paths forward. (Who is LAPD Police Chief Michel Moore?)

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Thursday, November 14, 2024

Trump’s reelection: Last Week Tonight

Trump’s reelection: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Nov. 14, 2024: John Oliver discusses DJ Trump’s reelection, what happens next, and why the whole thing is – arguably – Katy Perry (Catty Purry)’s fault. Connect with Last Week Tonight online...

Meanwhile, at the other end of the spectrum, some are not taking it well

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Monday, November 11, 2024

Last Week Tonight: Post-election blues


Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (11/10/2024) | Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Nov. 10, 2024 NOZOOM (Startoons-bangla): Premiered 11/11/24 NOZOOM

Thursday, November 7, 2024

Trump’s businesses: Last Week Tonight


Trump’s businesses: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Nov. 7, 2024: John Oliver discusses DonJon Trump’s business ventures, what has changed about them since his presidential term, the havoc they could wreak if he’s reelected, and why it should be unconstitutional to have a vice president named J.D.


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Thursday, October 31, 2024

Immigration w/John: Last Week Tonight


Patriotic country singer Lee Greenwood: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Oct. 31, 2024: New American citizen John Oliver discusses hayseed Lee Greenwood – the man behind one of MAGA America’s most popular anthems, played by Trump at many of his Neo-Nazi rallies and other staged performances – and he suggests a better song to play at naturalization ceremonies.

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Monday, October 28, 2024

Voting w/John Oliver: Last Week Tonight


Election Subversion 2024: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) John Oliver discusses the attempts made by the Donald Trump and his MAGA supporters to undermine the upcoming election, what we can expect after election night, and the greatest “I voted” sticker of all time.

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  • John Oliver, Last Week Tonight, Oct 17, 2024; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

Thursday, October 17, 2024

To vote or not: Last Week Tonight (HBO)



There's still time to register to vote in this election. To request a vote by mail ballot, go to lavote.org or ocvote.org. And consider voting Green with Jill Stein (or anything but Donkey and Elephant) because the country needs a viable third party option, which the Uniparty (with its two wings, blue and red) is united in keeping out any real alternative. Go Libertarian. Do a write-in candidate (like Andrew D. Basiago).

Honest government ad | TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸🦅
(thejuicemedia) The "US government" has made an ad about the 2024 election, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative 👉 Dear US voters, check to see if still registered to vote: vote.org 🔹 Check the new voting laws in state by state: brennancenter.org/our-wor... 🔹 Volunteer to be a poll worker on election day: eac.gov/help-america-vote 🔹 Share this video. 🔹 Vote!

Election Subversion 2024: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Oct. 17, 2024: John Oliver discusses the attempts made by Donald Trump and his MAGA supporters to undermine the upcoming election, what we can expect after election night, and the greatest “I voted” sticker of all time.

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Thursday, September 26, 2024

Disability benefits: Last Week Tonight

WARNING: Gratuitous use of profanity (F-word) for emphasis and laughs, mime hatred, and an -ism!

Disability benefits: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Sept. 26, 2024: #4 on Trending. John Oliver discusses why disability benefits (SSI, SSDI) can be hard to get and easy to lose, how getting them can turn people’s lives upside down, and why John f'ing hates mimes. Yeah, you heard us. John Oliver f**king hates mimes. Spread the word.

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Thursday, September 12, 2024

Last Week Tonight: school lunch, RFK Jr.


School lunch: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Sept. 12, 2024: John Oliver discusses public school lunch programs in the U.S., why giving kids free lunch is in all of our best interest and, crucially, why Gogurt exists.


(Aug. 8, 2024) John Oliver discusses RFK Jr.’s potential to sway the presidential election in favor of Trump. His views are impacting on and off the campaign trail, and most importantly: what surprising little treat helps John Oliver get through the work week.

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  • John Oliver, Last Week Tonight (HBO); Seth Auberon, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Thursday, August 1, 2024

The West Bank: Last Week Tonight


The West Bank: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Aug. 1, 2024: John Oliver discusses how Israel's illegal Jewish settlements in the West Bank of Palestine came to be, what their illegal presence means for everyone in the region, and why the weight of the world rests squarely on the shoulders of Ben & Jerry’s.

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Thursday, July 25, 2024

John Oliver reviews RNC and 'migrant crime'


RNC & ”Migrant Crime”: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) July 25, 2024: John Oliver discusses the wave of people claiming there’s a wave of “migrant crime,” where the term came from, and what we can do next. Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the LWT YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: lastweektonight. Find on Facebook like your mom would: facebook.com/lastweektonight. Follow on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: twitter.com/lastweektonight. Visit official site for all that other stuff at once: hbo.com/lastweektonight

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

G-Joe Biden reads script he could not write



(Ministry of Truth) Lame Duck Pres. G-Joe-B reemerges from death, maskless Covid infection, or general dementia and embarrassment to read with difficulty a script others wrote for him to address the nation and pretend everything's okay. After dropping out of the 2024 race, leaving it open to a landslide victory for Trump, there's no sign of an uncontested Democratic National Convention (DNC), where a candidate capable of winning and ruling could emerge organically, the nation is doomed. Instead of hope, we have a mandate to pretend that Kamala is any better an option than this dotard and fool, creepy uncle, and practiced liar or the equally bad prospect of lying Trump's Project 2025.

(Fox News) Streamed live at 5:00 pm (PT), July 24, 2024: Pres. Biden delivers a national address from the Oval Office after announcing the end to his re-election bid Sunday and giving his full endorsement to Vice President Kamala Harris as the Democrats' nominee.

You can't beat me, Don Jon. - Oh yeah, Whitey?
He's doing this, as prodded by the power holders of the party even though she has never won so much as a single presidential primary as she is directed to pick a phony astronaut twin as a running mate, an old white man more dedicated to lying than she or her former boss, G Joe. Not only did she utterly fail in her bid for the presidency, taken down by the much more inspiring and stable Tulsi Gabbard, all she ever did to "win" her way into public service was have sex a prominent Black politician, f'ing her way to the top when she was young, and that man was much older. His name was Willy Brown of San Francisco, and when he won election, he left her high and dry as he returned to his wife and a political career.


Now this Hated Word Salad Chef can now take the Democratic Party all the way to the bottom in spectacular fashion. But she and Astroman can, in the meantime, enjoy pizza together, read their scripts for the cameras, do as directed by the Powers That Be, and try not to make the American public cringe.

We have been cringing nearly to death with Kamala's horrendous awkwardness and utter inability to ad lib, think on her feet, avoid cackling, answer any question honestly or express humility and say she does not know or is otherwise unable to answer.
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Friday, June 28, 2024

Elections: UK vs. US (Last Week Tonight)

(Family Guy) WARNING: What it's really like to live in the USA, only Seth MacFarlane will say.

UK Elections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) June 27, 2024: John Oliver discusses the UK elections, who’s running, why people are so upset with the Tories (British PM Rishi Sunak and the Conservatives), and the happiest surgeon in all of Lithuania.

Catching up with fiery AOC
Australian conservatives for Trump attack American AOC, pro-Gaza speaker
at a Democratic rally in the Bronx in another edition of "Lefties Losing It"

Trump and SK in prison with AI Co-Host Lauren Boebert, fraud trial, guilty memes, more

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  • John Oliver, Last Week Tonight (HBO); Ms. Panahi, Sky News Australia; Scared Ketchup; Seth Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Trump's second term: Last Week Tonight

Hamster graffiti: "For a good time call Kamala" (Trump at the MX fence without wall)

Trump’s Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) June 20, 2024: John Oliver discusses Donald Trump’s plans for a second term, why it could be much worse than his first term, and what Trump has in common with a hamster.

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Thursday, June 13, 2024

Mining deep-sea minerals (Last Week Tonight)

WARNING: Bad words used for attempted comedic effect to play on cable (HBO), funny but foul!

Deep-Sea Mining: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) June 13, 2024: John Oliver discusses deep-sea mining, whether or not it’s worth doing, and which undersea creature he most wants to kill and devour. Connect with Last Week Tonight online...on YouTube for more almost news as it almost happens, on Facebook like your mom would, on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news, or visit official site for all that other stuff at once: hbo.com/lastweektonight

Friday, May 3, 2024

Last Week Tonight: Religion, UFOs


He's my pet, uh, ummm, he's my man-chicken. Sometimes I pet him! (John Oliver/HBO)

UFOs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) April 25, 2024: John Oliver explains why we need honest inquiry into UFO (vimana, UAPs, ET) sightings and why those inquiries should be data-driven, fact-based, and – crucially – boring AF.

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John Oliver invents a new religion
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Mrs. Wanda Jo Oliver (SNL's Rachel Dratch)
The host of Last Week Tonight created a religion. It was a joke, but it was done on purpose. Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption is now a legally recognized parody religion in the United States established by the brilliant comedian and satirist John Oliver.

It was first announced on August 16, 2015, in an episode on televangelism from his TV program Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

With John's mom as the Virgin Mary, our Lady of
The Church's purpose is to spotlight and criticize tele-vangelists, such as Christian hypocrites Kenneth Copeland, Joel "Prosperity Gospel" Osteen, and Robert Tilton, whom Oliver argues use TV broadcasts of Protestant Christian Sunday church services for private gain.

It sounds better than Pastfarianism's Flying Spaghetti Monster god, which is a real religion, too.
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If it's good for my taxes, it's good for God.
Oliver also established Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption to draw attention to the tax-exempt status given to churches.

During his show on September 13, 2015, Oliver announced that the church had received "thousands of dollars" and a variety of other items from viewers and announced that the Church would be shutting down.

The segments and later spinoff segments featured the comedian Rachel Dratch as Oliver's fictional TV wife, Wanda Jo. All donations were given to Doctors Without Borders.

HSN: The Prosperity Gospel (Mr. Show)
Psychic schmykick, Terri Caputo conducts a cold read, and John Oliver mocks it.

(Mr. Show with Bob and David) Bob "Better Call Saul" Odenkirk and standup comedian David Cross explore an idea: If it's okay for Christian hypocrites to act all down home and Southern to rake in millions on their start up Christian broadcasting networks, how would the world react if Anton La Vey's daughter, Taylor "Zeena" Swift, supported by America's freedom of religion ideal, were to set up a "Hail Satan Network"?

Oliver created two spinoffs of the Church in later segments. In April 2018, he founded Our Lady of Choosing Choice, which owned a van labeled "Vanned Parenthood" (a reference to Planned Parenthood), for a segment about crisis pregnancy centers.

I made TV funnier than The Daily Show.
In June 2021, Oliver set up a church in Florida called Our Lady of Perpetual Health, which owned the health care sharing ministry "JohnnyCare," satirizing the lack of regulations on such ministries. More: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
  • John Oliver, Last Week Tonight (HBO); Seth Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Our Jewish Passover in Buddhist Nepal


Ah, the hippies and free love movement were renewed on Freak Street in old Kathmandu



Passover Seder in Kathmandu, Nepal, incorporated Buddhist and Jewish traditions
American JewBu (E. Sigalow)
(Forward) Buddhists are Jews? Wait a minute, Jews are Buddhists and they play bluegrass music? There is an old phenomenon from at least the 1960s in the U.S. (see The Jew in the Lotus) and the 1st century B.C.E. in Palestine (see Jesus Lived in India), when Jews born into Judaism (raised in a very secular way, often with a phobia about too orthodox and strict an interpretation of this Semitic school, given that many Middle Eastern and North African peoples are Semites, not just German Ashkenazi Jews and other Palestinians in the geopolitical but otherwise nonexistent "Middle" East) sought spirituality and like the Buddha and Jesus sought it in the mystic East.

Many Jews former beat poets love Zen Buddhism
The lure of India for young people on a spiritual quest is hard to underestimate. It is very old. Sure, Judaism has its own form of mysticism (just the same way regular Islam has mystical Sufism), but Kabbalah is creepy and more European-occultism than the magic and mystery of ancient India and its neighbor Esoteric Buddhist Tibet.
  • Jewish? Do I look Jewish? I'm All Religions
    Ram Dass (formerly Harvard's Dr. Richard Alpert, Ph.D., who almost singlehandedly started the Sixties along with Howard Bloom, who claims he did singlehandedly start them), famously said, when asked if he was Jewish (because he dressed and wore his hair like his groovy Hindu "love guru" Neem Karoli Baba), "I'm only Jewish on my parents' side."
Prince Siddhartha (Gandhara)
Prince Siddhartha was born in Scythia (Saka) in ancient Gandhara, in the northwest frontier of proto-India; he traveled east on a quest for spiritual enlightenment.

Jesus Lived in India (Kersten)
King Jesus (humble Yeshua the Nazarene) was born either in pharaoh's Egypt or a small Podunk town known as Nazareth in Palestine (popularly sold to us as "Israel," which is located in North Africa, although this is obscured by ages of propaganda that forces the imagination to ignore that what is called "Israel" today is all on the African continent and in ancient times may have extended throughout Kush and Ethiopia, which at that time included Eritrea, in Kemet).

Foreskin's Lament (Shalom Auslander)
The Man will lie to us and separate us, pit Jew (Chosen) against Christian (Gentile) and play the ultimate victim with everyone against the self-isolating, exclusionary Jews. The work of Shalom Auslander is eye-opening in this regard. Eric Dubay (ericdubay.com and at bitchute.com) says the world has historically hated "the Jews" and not for nothing. They have been thrown out of country after country, leading to the saying "wandering Jew." This is blamed on the God of the Jews, who is punishing them for their sinfulness (lit. "missing the mark") and wickedness (evil) and most of all their kvetching (murmuring which really means bellyaching and endless complaining). The God just won't stand for it.

Our troubles did not begin in...
But will Buddhists be pitted against the Jews? If Jews behave the same way they have in other countries, sure. But just look at Thailand and other places with secret Jewish enclaves as they set up businesses, network, try to form monopolies that would be illegal elsewhere, keep others out of certain industries, and clean up all with government help and protection.

Every country wants a piece of the financial pie. And Jews, particularly the secular ones, are like the Jains in India, a tiny fraction of the population with disproportionate wealth and influence for their numbers.

Howard Bloom started the 60s?
Why? The religious rules they do not personally practice, but the very rules that made their community prosper, is the answer. Moses had a DMT vision (using Syrian Rue and seeing the burning bush) and said behave this way. Mahavira had a vision and said practice ahimsa, that is, abstain from doing any kind of harm (such as farming, soldiering, ranching, butchering, etc.), leaving only a few businesses to undertake, namely, banking and jewelry dealing. Remind you of any other small religious group?
Jews in St. Louis celebrate Passover Seder

(FOX 2 St. Louis) Passover Seder (a kind of Last Supper) is observed by Jews on the 15th day of Nisan on the Hebrew calendar. A local family invited FOX 2's crew into their home to show their [largely German Ashkenazi Jewish] beliefs and traditions.

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The Jew in the Lotus: What does Judaism have to do with Buddhism?
The Jew in the Lotus (Rodger Kamenetz, 1995)
The Jew in the Lotus: A Poet's Re-Discovery of Jewish Identity in Buddhist India
 is a famous book by Rodger Kamenetz published in 1995. It has a 4.5 out of 5 stars after 247 ratings.

While accompanying eight high-spirited Jewish delegates to Dharamsala, India, for a historic Buddhist–Jewish dialogue with the 14th Dalai Lama, poet Rodger Kamenetz comes to understand the convergence of Buddhist and Jewish thought.

Jesus (St. Issa) traveled to India?
Along the way he encounters Ram Dass (former Jewish Harvard professor Dr. Richard Alpert, who got fired because of LSD then went tripping around India as a hippie and became a cultural icon after he met and became devoted to Hindu love guru Neem Karoli Baba in India) and Hollywood actor Richard Gere, and dialogues with leading rabbis and Jewish thinkers, including Zalman Schacter, Yitz and Blue Greenberg, and a host of religious and disaffected Jews and JuBus (Jewish-Buddhists).

This amazing journey through Tibetan Vajrayana Buddhism and Judaism leads Kamenetz to a renewed appreciation of his living Jewish roots. The Jew in the Lotus
  • Text by Sheldon S., Shauna Schwartz, Dhr. Seven, Wisdom Quarterly 2024; video by FOX 2 St. Louis; April 5, 2023; main video by Forward, April 10, 2023; author Rodger Kamenetz (amazon.com)