this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now
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His second birthday wish is for you to listen to Distractible
Trust nobody. Not even your own podcasts.
Markiplier Egos Brave AU
Merida - King of The Squirrels
Queen Eleanor - Darkiplier
King Fergus - Wilford Warfstache
Harris, Hubert and Hamish - The Googles
Mor'du - Actor Mark
Witch/Wood Carver - The Host
Lord Macintosh - Bim Trimmer
Lord Dingwall - Bing
Lord Macguffin - Ed Edgar
Instead of a bear Dark just turns into a giant squirrel and instead of archery it’s just earning the trust of animals (mainly squirrels) via peanut butter
Markiplier Egos Ranked By How Many Braincells They Have
The Host: Three Brain cells. The only one with common sense in the whole building.
Darkiplier: has two brain cells and Celine is hogging both of them
Dr. Iplier: two brain cells. One for home and one for the hospital
Eric Derekson: has two but is too threatened to use them
Google: Uses his two brain cells so often they short out
Bing: one braincell with the energy of two
Illinois: Has only one but every so often makes it look like he has a second one
Yancy: one braincell and all it does is teach him tap
Bim Trimmer: one braincell who’s only purpose is making him look good
King of The Squirrels: surprisingly enough, has a braincell and uses it but nobody pays enough attention to notice it
Silver Sheperd: lost his braincell in a battle
Ed Edgar: never had one to begin with but pretends like he does
Captain Magnum: in denial about not having one
Wilford Warfstache: none. Absolutely nothing. Have you ever seen him think? There’s nothing going on in that noggin of his and nothing ever will. The only times he ever gets to hold a braincell tears flow out and he screams. He will never have a braincell. Ever.
Heehoo: hoo
The Jim Twins: nobody knows. They could either have all braincells or no braincells
As a member of the Markiplier fandom I sincerely apologize to everyone else on tumblr
Mark yelling at us to listen to Distractible like:
Fool me once shame on me fool me twice… Well still shame on me
Can’t even play A Heist With Markiplier without seeing,,,, them,,,,
