Okay listen I know I’m posting alot about Mark and his egos but
Listen to me about this
So
Yancy has tattoos of every path in A Heist right? And on his knuckles has Dark Mark r i g h t?
Well what if Yancy can somehow see all these timelines?
Seer!Yancy, anyone?
Markiplier Egos Ranked By How Many Braincells They Have
The Host: Three Brain cells. The only one with common sense in the whole building.
Darkiplier: has two brain cells and Celine is hogging both of them
Dr. Iplier: two brain cells. One for home and one for the hospital
Eric Derekson: has two but is too threatened to use them
Google: Uses his two brain cells so often they short out
Bing: one braincell with the energy of two
Illinois: Has only one but every so often makes it look like he has a second one
Yancy: one braincell and all it does is teach him tap
Bim Trimmer: one braincell who’s only purpose is making him look good
King of The Squirrels: surprisingly enough, has a braincell and uses it but nobody pays enough attention to notice it
Silver Sheperd: lost his braincell in a battle
Ed Edgar: never had one to begin with but pretends like he does
Captain Magnum: in denial about not having one
Wilford Warfstache: none. Absolutely nothing. Have you ever seen him think? There’s nothing going on in that noggin of his and nothing ever will. The only times he ever gets to hold a braincell tears flow out and he screams. He will never have a braincell. Ever.
Heehoo: hoo
The Jim Twins: nobody knows. They could either have all braincells or no braincells