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The 1 With All the Weirdos
>SRL has added ??? to the chat<
???
Not a good time
French Fri
Hello.
Anonymous Kid
A new person?
Lord of the Beans
Who is this?
I Am Not Your Father
You don’t know?
Lord of the Beans
No?
???
Who are these people?
SRL
Guys, sister
Sister, my idiot friends, my kid, and my kid’s friends
Lord of the Beans
Our kid
SRL
No
Birb 2
You have a sister ?!?!?!
SRL
Yeah
And?
Birb 2
You’re just telling this to me now ?
SRL
Yeah
And?
Lord of the Beans
Don’t take it too hard, I don’t think anyone else knew either
SRL
…
Anonymous Kid
Wait….
A sister…..
???
Tis I
You’re the kid, right?
Anonymous Kid
Not a kid
SRL
Yes he is
Anonymous Kid
>:|
That’s not the point
I dub thee….
Scary Russian Sister
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??? to SRS<
SRS
он не знает не так ли?
SRL
Нет
и не говори ему
SRS
я не буду сестрой
Anonymous Kid
What do I not know?
SRS
You can read and understand russian?
Anonymous Kid
MS has been teaching me!
SRS
Not bad, Kid
Birb 1
Nice to meet you SRS
SRS
Probably not likewise
Birb 1
Rude
Green Thumb
I’m confused
Who is this person?
Snowfield
We all are
We thrive in confuzzlement
Lord of the Beans
Fri
Translate the russian convo?
French Fri
No
Lord of the Beans
>:(
Captain Language
Do one of you want to explain?
SRS
No
SRL
No
WGW
Fair enough
Lady of the Beans
SRL?
SRL
Still no
Lady of the Beans
Ok
SRS
Good
Now the rest of you stop asking
Birb 2
If I don’t?
SRS
I will find you,
Tell you
Then kill you
Snowfield
She’s like a little you, SRL
Lord of the Beans
Yeah she is
They make me fear for my life in the same way
Captain Language
Can I meet her?
Birb 1
And me!
SRL
Maybe
Green Thumb
What about us?
Can we meet her??
SRL
Maybe
It’s up to her
SRS
No
Not right now
I’m busy
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
THEN WHY ARE YOU REPLYING?
SRS
Good question
Ah dangnabit
You made me lose something important
Anonymous Kid
We’re sorry. :<
X Marks the Hill
I told you these notifications were distracting
EPG
Aren’t you all supposed to be paying attention to the meeting
X Marks the Hill
I’m following LoB’s example
And aren’t you also not paying attention right now
EPG
……….
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
Honestly, I was wondering when she would get added to this chat
SRS
………..How do you know about me?
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
I know all
I Am Not Your Father
Borderline creepy dude
Anonymous Kid
Everyone on this chat is borderline creepy
Even you Queen
Da Queen
Stalk someone one time to make sure they don’t have ill intent and no one will let you forget about it
Green Thumb
Excuse me what???
Da Queen
Shhhhh don’t worry about it
Captain Language
That’s concerning
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
WHY IS THE YOUNG MORTAL QUEEN STALKING PEOPLE?
Green Thumb
We’d all like to know that
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
WHO’S THE NEW PERSON?
SRS
Scary Russian Sister, not at your service
Also, сестра, I dropped by your place and stole all your hot sauce
And your mac and cheese
I did leave you the leftovers in a tin in the fridge tho
So you’re welcome
SRL
>:|
SRS
:)
EPG
So you finally told them about her, SRL?
SRL
Not really
Lord of the Beans
Annoyingly, she did not
SRS
Stop
Who else knows about me?
Birb 1
*raises hand*
X Marks the Hill
^
EPG
^^
Captain Language
^^^
Snowfield
^^^^
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
^^^^^
SRS
>:0
Сестра!
How dare you not tell me that you told some of your idiot friends about me!
SRL
I dare
And for the record, I did not tell #CSH
SRS
Ohhh wooowwwww
You only told five people instead of six
Amazing
SRL
It is, thank you
SRS
….
Well you’re a poser
SRL
Ughhhh
Anonymous Kid
She is?
Birb 2
*gasp*
You’re right!
Birb 1
She’s a total poser
SRS
See!
SRL
Ughhh
SRS
Ha!
SRL
Why do you always have to do this?
SRS
It’s my important job as a younger sister
SRL
…..no more mac and cheese for you
SRS
Rude
Da Queen
I like you
Join our girl group to take over the world?
SRS
Who’s in it?
Lady of the Beans
Queen is the leader
Then there’s me, SRL, Hill, Purrincess, WGW, and Fri
SRS
Sounds like a good group for world domination
WGW
It is
Purrincess of all Cats
It’s not just good
It’s the purrrrrrrrfect group for world dom-meow-nation
SRS
Cat puns, nice
Wameownda Furever
Don’t encourage her
Purrincess of all Cats
I’ll let you know that even without her fur-endly encouragement I would still make these bootiful and pawsome puns
SRS
This is amazing
I will join your group
And for the record, these cat puns are not only fur-bulous, they’re litter-ly the best
SRL
Oh no
Now you’ve got her doing it too
Birb 1
Says you
You literally made a cat pun like two days ago
SRL
:P
X Marks the Hill
Welcome aboard the group, SRS
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
There’s a high chance they’ll actually take over the world
EPG
I never doubted they would
I Am Not Your Father
Same
Anonymous Kid
^
Honestly, I don’t doubt anything that Queen says she’s going to do
Da Queen
Why thank you
Snowfield
I’ll bet that they’ll take over the world in the next week
Birb 2
IDK
I’m thinking two weeks
Captain Language
Maybe three?
Green Thumb
Two and a half months
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
1 MORTAL MONTH
Birb 1
Tomorrow
Lord of the Beans
Today
Green Thumb
…..
Lord of the Beans
What?
There’s a meeting tomorrow and I don’t wanna go
SRL
We take over today and there’s ten meeting for LoB tomorrow
WGW
Yessss
Lady of the Beans
Maybe then he’ll learn to appreciate them
Da Queen
Accepted
Lord of the Beans
:’(
Purrincess of All Cats
So we take over the world today?
How about….. around 2:30 pm after my “important” stuff
Wameownda Furever
Princess
No
Purrincess of All Cats
It’s Purrincess to you
And yes
We’re going to take over :)