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    Rewrite of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon and Leonard are husbands, Raj and Howard are boyfriends, and Penny is the oblivious newcomer
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    Castiel Novak is a Cleaner. One of the agency's best. He and his Handler, Dean Winchester, have a high success rate in a world where the worst criminals aren't imprisoned for their crimes, but instead are captured by licensed serial killers who dispose of them, doing what they do best while getting paid for it.

    Cas doesn't form attachments, doesn't leave himself open for a risk like that, but Dean wormed his way into Cas' life and into his house. Does Dean realize what falling in love with a serial killer really means?

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    14 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ch9

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    Post-S9. Cas has finally lost the remains of his stolen Grace, but unlike the show seems to hint at, he didn't die but Fell like Anna, losing his memory with it. When we (and demon!Dean) first see him, he's a drunk. After a violent outburst at the bar, Cas decides to go with Dean. This is only the start of something very dark... Destiel slash, one chapter of Wincest and some Wincestiel after (one or two chapters, so not that much, it is a shame, I know).

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    14 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ch3

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    ”Look, I said I’m sorry. I don’t really know what else you want from me” Dean is getting increasingly pissed at this guy. Okay, so maybe the accident was totally his fault but there really isn’t any reason to be this unpleasant about it.

    The guy smiles condescendingly which makes Dean want to punch his handsome face ”Do you have any idea how much this car costs?”

    Dean has mainly been focused on making sure he hasn’t killed anyone but as he turns his attention to the car for the first time the terrible realization dawns upon him.

    [In which Dean should definitely have spent money on car insurance, Castiel is very rude and the only way to avoid crippling debt is to have sex]

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    14 May 2024

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    ch3

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    Set in the end of season 6. Castiel has just been stabbed in the back by Sam with the angel blade. This is what happens afterward. A rewrite of the season 6's last episode and ignores everything that happens afterward. Castiel is the new god. He will be loved and adored by his Hunter or the world will burn. A series of short stories about Castiel as God and his relationship with Dean- what it was, what it is, and what it will become. Mature for a reason. Read at your own risk.
    THIS IS A DARK FICTION. IF YOU WANT A HAPPY FIC FULL OF BUNNIES AND RAINBOWS, LOOK ELSEWHERE! DON'T COME CRYING TO ME ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO ASININE TO READ THE DAMN WARNINGS

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    14 May 2024

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    ch3

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    Philosophers liked to pose the question, observation against perception: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

    Aziraphale would argue that sound was something witnessed, and Crowley would argue that if sound had to be witnessed, then why was virtue unwitnessed a nobler thing?

    But first, Crowley would point out that he himself had fallen, alone and without witness, and it had bloody fucking hurt.

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    Or, in the aftermath of the Antichrist debacle, Heaven has other plans than Hellfire, and Aziraphale gives away his halo.

    (In which Season 2 is part of a time loop, London's Angel Station is highly questionable, and Aziraphale takes Crowley's memories. Written for the Ineffable Idiots Big Bang.)

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