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i wanna be the food stuck under you tongue by squidbatts
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Nov 2024
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“I know, I know, It’s just- weird.”
In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge.
“Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?”
or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?
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“I got this from Ulta.” Porter smudges his finger across Jace's cheekbone, under his eye, over his nose, and repeats on the other side. Jace would narrow his eyes if he didn't think it'd fuck up whatever Porter’s doing and leave him with blush all over his face. “The girl at the counter said my girlfriend was going to love it.”
Porter finishes. Jace's hand twitches with the want to check it, to wash it off, or maybe just to blend it out. “She's paid to say that.”
Porter hums and wipes his finger on Jace's shirt because he's an asshole. “Does my girlfriend? Like it, that is.”
“No.” Jace does kiss him though. It's contradictory training, but Jace has always been bad at making good decisions.
or: four times porter gave jace a gift, and one time jace gave him one
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Porter killed Jace.
That's where we start, right? It's the first thing that Jace tells every single therapist he sees, and he’s seen a lot of them.
The trade-off to not rotting in a prison for the rest of his life is near-constant supervision and having to see therapist after therapist after therapist, ad infinitum.
He's more monitored than a Bastion City vault. He's very nearly flattered by it.
Or: Jace Stardiamond post-canon, featuring his relationships with Porter, anger, grief, and himself
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rejoice, rejoice (and fall to your knees) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
05 Nov 2024
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Not many places were made for this, Calroy thinks. Even beyond Calroy’s fascinated shock at Theobald’s confidence in initiating this dalliance, this is the Lord-Commander of the Tart Guard and the Master of State sequestered away from a royal party that they should both be at, making out like teens after a GumBall. They were, hypothetically, on their way to a place that Calroy could imagine is more suited to this -- either of their bedrooms, for example -- but, again: the hard stone wall, the soft bulk of Theobald Gumbar’s chest, Calroy trapped pleasantly between.
or: calroy is much too old for this
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Jedediah throws his hands up. “‘Why not’, Doc, you saw us in there! We can hardly be in the same room without fightin’, if that guy was in my head, I’d-”
Jedediah cuts himself off. He doesn’t know what he’d do, but the thought of Octavius meticulously flipping through his memories like they’re one of those stupid big books he pretends to like so he looks smarter, licking his fingers before turning a page, is… it’s… A shiver runs down his spine.
“You can’t truly imagine I’ll be able to join minds with someone who makes me so-”
Angry, Octavius thinks, same as he did last night. Anger racing through his blood so fast he could feel his heartbeat through his chest, anger curled up hot and roiling in his stomach like a hand twisting his guts, anger making his fingers want to reach out and grab and pull and take and-
or: six times octavius and jedediah asked someone else to help break their partnership, and one time they didn't
Series
- Part 3 of canceling the apocalypse
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom: Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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Enjolras has spent pretty much the entire bus ride to the Musain trying to predict how this will go, but the thing that surprises him isn't that Combeferre isn't the first to notice, or that Joly doesn't start spouting something about infant mortality rates and immediately demand that everybody bathe in Purell. No, what startles Enjolras the most is that he manages approximately half a step through the door into the back room where they all meet before Grantaire rattles his glass down on the table in the back that he's taken for his own and drawls, "Is there something you forgot to tell us, Apollo?"
That silences the room, predictably enough. Everyone breaks off their conversations and swivels to stare at him. At him, and at the baby carrier that he's got hooked over one arm.
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- Part 1 of In the End We Have Each Other
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
16 Dec 2024
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THIS IS THE KIDFIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. ENJ DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BURP A BABY AND IS BARELY GETTING SLEEP
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Anything They Can Do, We Can Do Better by JaimeBlue
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2024
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Someone has been writing spring books about the sexy lives of Sandu Shengshou and The Headshaker, but when he finds out about them, Jiang Cheng is far from amused. Nie Huaisang, however, is more upset by the lack of quality of the writing. One moment they're criticizing the author, and the next they decide that they can do a much better job - and so Nie Huaisang decides to make Jiang Cheng a bet, and he accepts.
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24 Nov 2024
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La loi des couleurs complémentaires by GayAvocad0
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
28 Jun 2021
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Enjolras has thought about it a lot and has come up with the conclusion that it would be a perfectly reasonable decision, and that he is going to ask Grantaire at the end of the meeting.
The final exams are in a little bit more than a month and as much as Enjolras would love that, he is not a machine and he needs more than three hours of sleep a night to function and make his brain work properly.
So he found a simple solution: ask Grantaire if he can sleep with him. But he might have to find another way to phrase it if he doesn’t want Grantaire to freak out and run away from him.Or: After Combeferre moves out of the flat, Enjolras finds himself (re)experiencing unpleasant feelings of loneliness and insecurities, only to have Grantaire unexpectedly help him. Enjolras finds himself seeking the cynic's company and what started as a fragile friendship becomes much more. Oblivious boys, misunderstandings, bed-sharing and late-night arguments about progress.
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15 Nov 2024
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They'll Have To Bury Us Together by pumpkinspiceprouvaire
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
12 May 2021
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Grantaire has absolutely no idea who he works for.
He has no friends, but that's okay because he doesn't need friends.
He has an apartment big enough for his art studio, a paycheck large enough to buy himself nice, expensive wine and some decent paints and brushes. And all he has to do is commit murder once or twice a week.
Things are normal. Things are fine.
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Written for the ExR Big Bang Event 2021
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12 Nov 2024
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Don't Ask Me Where I've Been (Been Avoiding Everything) by pumpkinspiceprouvaire for Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
28 Jan 2024
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Courfeyrac and Combeferre share a look, and Combeferre is relieved to see that Courfeyrac looks as concerned as he feels.
"Enjolras," Courfeyrac starts. "You would tell us if something was wrong, wouldn't you?"
Enjolras' hands pause in their action of shoving his laptop into his bag. He looks up and between the two of them, but his smile seems oddly fixed.
"Of course I would," he says.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
10 Nov 2024