pissedoffeskimo
Fandoms
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (21)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (9)
- Original Work (4)
- The Flash (TV 2014) (4)
- Arrow (TV 2012) (2)
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Maybe Benson doesn’t know exactly where he’s going or how long it’ll be before this whole thing reaches its inevitable, bloody conclusion, but he knows he’s taking Randy with him. (Canon divergent from Miss Beard's house)
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Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.
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- Part 1 of Incestuous Cross-country Shenanigans
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Killer Television by pissedoffeskimo
Fandoms: Original Work, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, The Joy of Painting (TV), Reading Rainbow, The French Chef (TV 1963)
17 Aug 2024
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This week on Killer Television...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 540
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 15
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There are some things even Dean Winchester is uncomfortable doing.
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- Part 6 of Incestuous Cross-country Shenanigans
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Azazel knows that Sammy’s his boy, he’s never been more sure of anything. So when John starts hunting, he decides to take matters into his own hands and sends someone to watch the boys. Make sure they grow up the way he wants them to.
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Incestuous Cross-country Shenanigans by pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005)
29 Oct 2024
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The Funnies are a series of episodic script play that I do for every episode, wherein everyone is having sex with everyone else, especially Dean. The companion pieces work in and around the series and answer many compelling questions. Such as, what the hell did happen with Frank the Goat and what exactly does the Great Wendigo Hunt of 1995 have to do with anything?
- Words:
- 55,443
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Shattered Teacups and Fractured Timelines by pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types
13 Oct 2016
- Words:
- 111,531
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 16
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Barry Allen and His Super Genius (just a little bit evil) Boyfriend is a humorous collection of script play I do for Barrisco Month and Flashvibe Week, wherein Barry and Cisco are having copious amounts of toothrottingly fluffy sex with each other. The companion piece(s) work in and around the various prompt fills.
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AU. Dad's disappeared and young Dean is left with no money and no way to take care of his Sammy - so he does what he has to for the money they need. When Sam is taken by vampires, Dean finally asks for help. He and Sam end up living at the Roadhouse (and sharing a bed). But now Dean has secrets he doesn't want to share and, when Dad does show back up again, a lot of pent-up anger. (summary courtesy of xcziel) (This is a work in progress, but by no means abandoned)
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- 125,677
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 69
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House with Hands and House of Guilt by BubblegumBelugas
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023)
10 Jul 2024
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In order to keep them going, Randy sets out to convince Benson he's not really fixed yet.
Neither can help that they're both running on borrowed time.
Title is from "Ash" by Tracey K. Smith.
Bookmarked by pissedoffeskimo
01 Sep 2024
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Alternative Universe.
Randy's life is turned upside down when his mother is hospitalised. He's left alone to shoulder the burden, and after facing the financial reality, he realises something's gotta give.
He talks himself into attempting the world's oldest profession.
He just didn't account for his co-worker being there.
Bookmarked by pissedoffeskimo
01 Sep 2024
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Randy felt terrified.
They were on their way to Ms. Beard's house... they were on their way to Ms. Beard's house and Benson now looked more like a cornered animal, wild and out of control, ready to attack at any second, and that made Randy feel absolutely terrified for her.
(Canon divergence were they don’t reach Ms. Beard and instead Benson takes Randy on a very stressful and traumatic road trip)
Bookmarked by pissedoffeskimo
10 May 2024
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I've Always Wanted a Son! by Ally_Kats
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023), Five Nights at Freddy's
18 Mar 2024
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Set in the climax of the FNAF movie. Instead of passing out, Mike is able to help Vanessa get away with Abby... At the cost of staying behind. William decides to take advantage of this.
After all, with one child gone he needs a replacement.
(Does have POV of different characters, but is still mainly focused on Mike in the care of William.)
Reader discretion is advised
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- Part 1 of One Fucked Up Family
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,858
- Chapters:
- 24/?
- Comments:
- 759
- Kudos:
- 1,394
- Bookmarks:
- 168
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- 31,770
Bookmarked by pissedoffeskimo
11 Dec 2023
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Bad Ends are Only Temporary by williams-bunny (McFlyz)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
11 Dec 2023
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"--ike!"
Furrowing his brows ever so slightly, his body seemed to gain a will of it's own at the shouting voice. It would ring louder and louder as he turned in his seat to give a quick glance out the rear window.
A small figure ran, chasing as if his life depended on it, chasing and chasing as he watched him trip over the sticks that seemed to endlessly poke out of the ground. Despite the obstacles, the boy continued to run, only stopping when a rock seemed to clip under his feet to plant to boy face down onto the ground.
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Role swap.
Bookmarked by pissedoffeskimo
10 Dec 2023