patolemus
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- Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan (11)
- Haikyuu!! (10)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (3)
- Assassination Classroom (2)
- Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga (2)
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People don’t know.
And since they don’t know… well, it’s not Stiles’ fault that they fold neatly into his plans and fall into place if he nudges them the right way. If they didn’t want to be on anyone’s chessboard, they should have learned how to play chess.
In which Stiles is a little more cunning, and a little more ruthless. And he’s oh, so easily bored.
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when life gives you lemons, make a deal with the devil by patolemus
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Feb 2024
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Stiles is a demon. This is common knowledge. At least, he was under the impression that this is common knowledge.
He should have known better than to trust Derek Hale to figure it out.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr
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red hoodies and bronze daggers (the secrets you keep glow in the dark) by patolemus
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
05 Jan 2024
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For a human, Stiles has never been as scared of the unknown as he should be. Always running towards danger, interested in things most people would tend to avoid. His curiosity and thirst for knowledge have often landed him in perilous situations. It’s no wonder he ended up to his ears deep into the supernatural business.
And that’s fine. You have to have at least a few screws loose to survive the madness that are the creatures that go bump in the night. But even for a boy running with wolves, Stiles is strange.
Or
Derek notices things about their resident human that don’t quite make sense.
Or
Stiles is a demigod.
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matters of the heart by patolemus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
31 May 2022
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Roy’s POV of the kiss on chapter three.
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the time spent by patolemus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 May 2022
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The first time around, he sees everyone around him drop dead one by one, eliminated early in the game so they’re not a threat later. He sees Father suck the life of all those that made it far enough. He sees Al’s eyes dim in the armor, and Ed just… gives up.
Truth has other plans.
—§—
“You’ll be able to go back, time and time again, until you fix things. When you do, I’ll give your little brother his body back. Equivalent exchange.”
It’s too good to be true. There has to be a catch somewhere.
“What do you say, Mister Al-che-mist?”
(Ed is foolish enough to accept on the spot.)
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Recent series
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Tumblr by patolemus
Fandom: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Feb 2024
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Little snippets I’ve posted on tumblr that ended up here.
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- 2,700
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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the world goes ‘round and ‘round (and resets) by patolemus
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 May 2022
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Edward Elric is stuck in a time loop until he can figure out a way to defeat Father and the Homunculi on the Promised Day. This is the story of attempt three hundred and fifty two.
PARTS IN THIS SERIES:
— the time spent - (main piece) completed
— matters of the heart - (extra content) completed- Words:
- 52,836
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- 2
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- 125
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Modern Setting AU where everyone is reincarnated, but only Eren and Levi remember. Somehow, things get a lot more complicated.
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- 34,395
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 141
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SOULMATE AU
You get your soulmate's first words to you on your skin.
Reading Order:- i won't hurt you (please believe me) - complete
- is it platonic if i'm in love with you? - complete
- home is where the heart is - completeChronological Order:
- i won't hurt you (please believe me) - complete
- home is where the heart is - complete
- is it platonic if i'm in love with you? - complete- Words:
- 27,850
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 30
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Day 1: College AU
Day 2: Mythology AU
Day 3: Beach AU
Day 4: Fake Dating AU
Day 5: Hanahaki AU
Day 6: Soulmates AU
Day 7: Free Prompt - Accidental Demon Summoning AU- Words:
- 33,565
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Tweeted My Heart Out (By Accident) by kazxkii
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
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Itoshi Rin has a dirty little secret: he runs a fan account dedicated to none other than his greatest rival, Isagi Yoichi. Through this anonymous account, he shares his unfiltered admiration, thirst, and wild fantasies about Isagi. Everything is fine—until one late-night slip-up leads to him tweeting from his official account instead and chaos ensues.
Bookmarked by patolemus
12 Jan 2025
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u/DefinitelyNotIsagiYoichi posts on r/confessions. Various people have a lot to say about the content of said post. This is a glimpse of how they react.
u/lazygamer: Bro wrote whole ass poetry and then said he just wanted to be friends 💀
u/biggestnagireofan
Bro is not the least bit self aware 😭 Nagi is this the Egoist™ you were chasing after? :/u/GodNeverGivesUsMoreThanWeCanHandle
Reo finally saw the light fr 💀u/biggestnagireofan
Aren't you be this close to possibly NEVER seeing light again? Yukki?u/Destroyer
Why did you refer to me as "R" in the text body when you literally wrote my name in the title of the post? Lukewarm behaviour. You're never getting better.u/OnlySaneMan
RIN-KUN PLEASE DON'T READ THE POST FURTHER YOU'LL GET SCARREDu/GlamandLovely
Isagi, are you mentally ill?Bookmarked by patolemus
12 Jan 2025
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Isagi:RIN DONT BE MAD PLS PLS PLS DONT BE MAD
Nagi: uh oh :x
Wht did u do Isagi
Kaiser: yoichi messing up is the trainwreck i cant look away from
Shidou: WAIT STOP MAKIG ME WAIT IN SUSPENSE WHAT HAPPENED
Isagi: OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU GUYS HAD A SEPERATE GC 🤨🤨🤨 - 🐝
You guys are SO fake omg - 🐆
Otoya: DUDE...
Kaiser: LMAOOO THAT IS NOT YOICHI LMAOOOO
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You'd think assassins would be cooler than this, no?
That'd be true for some, but not them.
A fic about assassins and their weird friendships that they swear are just transactional.
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The chapter limit changes every so often! So check in to make sure!
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- Part 1 of GHOST OPERATIVES universe
Bookmarked by patolemus
11 Jan 2025
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"My old man first did this for me when I was like, two, he said," Rin says unprompted, the first time Bon touches the brush to his scalp. "Said people were asking him why he was carrying around a little grandpa," he chuckles, but it's faint.
Bon doesn't know what compels him, but when the silence after stretches too long, he asks, "And you've seriously been doing it since? Man, how much money do you think your family spent on hair dye over the years?"
Rin barks out a genuine laugh at that. "Probably way too much! I remember one time when I was a kid, dad came back with what felt like a whole years wortha dye boxes, and first thing I asked was, 'we're not getting anything for Christmas are we?'"
Yukio hasn't been around much, so Rin needs to ask a friend for a little help with his hair.
Bookmarked by patolemus
10 Jan 2025
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This is turning into one hell of a fairytale.
(or, the one in which Eggsy never dreamed of the Cinderella life and ends up living it anyway.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,111
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 271
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Bookmarked by patolemus
10 Jan 2025