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    Varyingly connected fics featuring demonic!batfam, inspired by SalParadiseLost's Demon AU.

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    The process by which Heliana Evans (real name: Helianthus Potter, AKA Woman Who Conquered) and Jay Peters (real name: Jason Todd, AKA Red Hood) meet, get to know each other, fall in love, do not fall in love, lie to each other, team up, stop lying, fight crime, fight each other, fight FOR each other, cry, bleed all over the good curtains, confess their true feelings, and drive everyone around them insane. Only sort of in that order.

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    An ongoing project to morph tropes that commonly suck (instant-soulmate-mating-bonds, Harry Potter has a twin, dark!independent!smart!strong!who-the-heck-ever, any and all bashing) into different, interesting new shapes. Because they might've been pioneered by a horny, salty, angst-ridden and painfully inexperienced 13-yo, but sometimes looking at a rumpled old thing sideways gives you fun new ideas.

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    Saphira and Arya have a conversation while they wait for Eragon to wake up after killing Durza.

    Or: Saphira spent a significant chunk of her life being smaller than Eragon. For a lot of her life he was the one protecting and looking after her, and I don't think anyone talks about this enough.

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    27 Dec 2024

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    “They couldn't narrow down the precise relationship due to some strange contamination in the sample. But when they launched a search in the DNA databank they found a match. Reliability of 50%, which only happens between parent-child and—”

    “Siblings,” Master Kenobi completes, voice faint. “Full-blood siblings.”

    The clone nods. “She was estimated to be around 30-years-old, so by process of exclusion, Leia Solo would be General Skywalker’s older sister by 9 years.”

    (On Hiatus)

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    04 Sep 2021

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    You'd think the two youngest Avengers--basically the kids of the "family"--were the least protective members of the team. Especially after all the crap the team's put them through. You would be wrong.

    Part of the Peter & Wanda BFFs Series (not a stand-alone)

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    29 Sep 2024

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    Ch 2

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    Robin seemed to take that as his cue, crawling back out of the cape. He ignored Rachel’s horrified noise, sticking his toes between the top of Batman’s tool belt and the Kevlar beneath. A quick, twisting jump, and he was perched on one of Bruce’s shoulders.

    “Lying’s illegal, you know, Miss Caspian.” He pulled a knee up, rested his chin on it.

    She was staring at him, mouth open.

    “What— no it’s— who are you??”

    “Robin.”

    She turned her accusing glare on Batman.

    “What the hell?”

    “This is Robin.”

     

    Or; The Batman gets a robin

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    29 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    CUTE

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    The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.

    There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.

    “Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"

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    12 Apr 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ch 28 reread

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