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Roxy Lalonde and the Exponential Shrinking Array by nihilBliss for Lizardon
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Sep 2024
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“Did we do it?” she asked.
“You fukcin bet we did! Bet you’re still feeling a little dizzy.”
Well, not that dizzy, but it would be fine if Callie could put a hand on the ground to… Oh. Callie no longer had her arms equipped. She didn’t have legs, either. In fact, she didn’t have limbs at all. Which - oh! Oh, it had worked! She was in her snake form! And Roxy was still visible!
“How… how big am I right now?”
Roxy tapped on the plain surface of the compartment wall, and a hologram hovered over it, showing a video of the whole process. Callie had started spinning around her own axis at some point — that made sense — and Roxy had caught her on the front of the shuttle they were now in. She watched a huge robotic arm move her shifting form towards the cargo bay door and pass her in as she coalesced into a steady form. A number popped up — 1.5e11 → 4.9e0.
Five meters. Calliope was five meters long in this form. It was big — her body was as thick as Roxy’s torso in places — but it was so much smaller than she ever would have imagined this form being.
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Your name is Elwurd. You and your alien girlfriend, Joey Claire, just had a great night watching troller derby, so now you want to go home and be that big, tough butch for her!
But Joey did remember to text that little burgundy fucker that taco night is going to be tomorrow night, right? Right? Because you are here to plow your girlfriend like you're prepping fields for harvest, and you do not have much patience for bullshit right now.
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I've longed to feel something but now's not the time by nihilBliss for eldomtom2
Fandoms: Hiveswap, Homestuck
05 Nov 2022
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The rebellion hadn’t succeeded as quickly as Joey had hoped when she was 13. She was so young back then, so stupid — she’d had an idea it wasn’t going to be as tidy as the family-centric action movies she’d watched with Jude and Roxy back on Earth. Back home…
Xefros said she’d arrived about two and a half sweeps ago, but how many days, months, years were in a sweep? She didn’t know. She didn’t know how to know.
Earth and Alternia were supposed to have ended if she hadn’t gone back through the portal, but that hadn’t happened. A lot of things that were supposed to happen to her hadn’t happened.This story is about what happens when her luck finally runs out.
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In the spaces between spaces, nothing is quite real. You grab onto what you can. Will there be consequences? There are always consequences. But it's been years since you did anything this close to real.
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Some high-caliber nonsense.
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Decorations for Fic (HTML/CSS): Fan Art, Dividers, Embedded Songs, and More by Jnsn
Fandoms: No Fandom, Archive of Our Own
24 Jul 2021
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NON-FICTION. This work shows some examples of use of HTML/CSS to decorate a fic with art and other things. The second chapter provides the HTML for each example.
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12 May 2024
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A nervous cheerleader's new uniform causes a stir in the locker room.
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14 Dec 2023
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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28 Nov 2023
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The Power Of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!) by GallusRostromegalus
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types
01 Nov 2022
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Honestly, Mokuba deserves to have a gun. And everyone else deserves to go absolutely Off The Fucking Rails.
YuGiOh, but they're all appropriately feral little gremlins. Kind of a Reconciliation of the 4Kids Dub and the Horror-Comedy Manga, but mostly me wildly overthinking the setting and deciding to lean into the weirdness.
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16 Jul 2022
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> MSPAR: Fail to troubleshoot computer in a timely fashion, with hilarious and/or sexy consequences. by HolographicDoll
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Nov 2021
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A transportalizer accident results in Vriska showing up at your house in a body much more similar to Ms. Roxy Lalonde's. Thanks to the twin disinhibiting effects of tipsiness and fan fiction, she proceeds to fuck you silly, to your mutual enrichment and enjoyment.
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04 Dec 2021