Iliketorturingmyself

You can’t even kill yourself without the government’s permission



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    Tony's pretty sure it's written into cosmic law somewhere: superheroes are not supposed be cute.

    Apparently, no one's told these two.

    He’s okay with that.

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    Pepa had long been frustrated by her hermana's inability to tell their mama 'no'. But she's finally pushed too far after Mirabel's failed Gift ceremony. When Abuela decides to send Mirabel away for the sake of the family and the Miracle, Pepa's had enough.
    They don't want Mirabel?
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    She's Pepa's now.

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    At five years old, Dahlia knew three things about herself:
    • She was a twin
    • She was a Dursley
    • She was a witch
    She was never sure which was the hardest to contend with. If she was truly being honest, though, she might have said that it was this:
    Life is sudden and terrifying, and it doesn’t get any easier the second time around.

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    An undead Necromancer decides to try her hand at the Defence Against the Dark Arts position at Hogwarts, School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. The Jinx is not happy, but not the most creative, either.

    Or: How many times does a DADA professor have to die, before they give up and let the Jinx win? (The answer is: Too many. The Jinx never stood a chance)

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    Being an SI isn’t easy. Crack chronicles of an SI’s best attempts at avoiding death, disaster and general suffering.

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    17 Dec 2024