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    Hanahaki is a parasite, feeding on feelings of being unloved. With that in mind, is it really any surprise that it would affect an abandoned puppet?

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    He’s nine again– nine and new and knows so many things now so rather than try to go back–

    He thinks he has the chance to make things right.

    The bright blue trainers he puts on are a pair he hasn’t worn in forever, something he never thought about after he grew out of them (will grow out of?) a year from now, and sets off into the night and into the rain.

    The plan he has in his brain is not really a plan, moreso just a couple of half thrown ideas and maybe five steps into building back the life he had in the most painless way he could.

    Maybe, he thinks, maybe this plan can start off with the family he misses– because he’s sixty and most of them too injured or too old or too dead–

    Call him selfish but he misses them. He would rather find them than get himself back into that lonely existence he called a life before he woke up at nine.

    Dick makes do because that’s all he can do really.

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    Dick gets sent back in time, but don't worry, he's got this. (Probably)

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    12 Oct 2024

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    Alastor got a terrible wound thanks to Adam, and decided to manipulate others by being extra nice, for instance, he started teaching his favourite one-eyed demon how to cook and hunt. Vox got the wrong conclusion, Charlie got a heart attack, and Rosie offered the wrong advice. Thus, everyone thought he was dying.

    No, he was not dying. He was simply losing his shit. Thank you very much.

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    01 Mar 2024

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    TLDR this is a mature, multi-POV, AU of the Riordanverse, w/ blood, gore, cussing, etc. Featuring more crossover between the Greek, Roman, Norse, and Egyptian worlds + the introduction of Japanese, Celtic, Chinese, and Native American myths. Also now EVERYONE has unique powers/magic + superhuman bodies for crazy fight scenes.
    - Book: PL: planning phase %, WR: writing phase %, PB: publishing phase %.
    PRELUDE- (100%)
    - Fear in the Abyssal Heart: DONE
    PART I: THE SECOND TITANOMACHY- (~40%)
    - I: The Lightning Thief: ~86% PB
    - II: The Sea of Monsters: ~38% WR
    - III: The Titan’s Curse: ~7% WR
    - IV: The Setting Sun: 60% PL
    - V: The Battle of the Labyrinth ~8% WR
    - VI: The Sword of Hades: 70% PL
    - VII: The Collapsing War: 80% PL
    - VIII: The Last Olympian: ~15% WR
    PART II: THE SECOND GIGANTOMACHY- (??? %)
    - ~110K words written from various parts of the HOO AU
    PART(S) ???: THE RISE OF THE SERPENT/ THE POETIC EDDA/ THE TRIUMVIRATE WAR
    - KC, MCatGoA, and ToA respectively, focused on finishing pt.1 before considering these

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    07 Sep 2024

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    Tim ends up in an alternate dimension where he's considered a drug addict.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    He just wakes up and the world is different. Heroes don’t exist, people don’t have quirks— except for him. Oh of course he freaking has one! Because even in this twisted timeline, Izuku Midoriya still finds himself as the outcast. But maybe this time he can use it to his advantage. He can save people. Izuku Midoriya can become a hero! Well, he’s more like a vigilante at this point, but who cares about labels?

    The neighborhood police task force, that's who. Aizawa can feel the headache coming on already. And why does this strange kid seem to know so much about him?

    (This story is in the process of undergoing a rewrite. The current draft will not be deleted. Check out the new one here.)

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    20 Apr 2024