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  1. Summary

    Supertober, my own october prompt list, a 35 item long list that consists of a mix of kinktober, flufftober, and whumptober! I wish you the best, watch the prompts and tags, and pick a dish you like, please enjoy!

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    (M)ocktails is for those who want some flavor but have things to do and thus can't go for a full (E)clair. Pick your (M)ocktail that's to your taste and mind the flavor tags to avoid reading the wrong drink to your tastes.

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    Welcome to the Special's Menu, we've got many random combinations that were decided to slap on the menu with little to no thought beforehand. Mind your flavor tags and any allergies while reading, but keep in mind it's always fun to branch out a bit. Knowledge of one half of a Special is sometimes enough to enjoy the fic.

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    The drink specials that all center around the game Twisted Wonderland! Enjoy 15% off your (E)clairs and 50% off you (M)ocktails.

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    (E)clairs are not for the feint of heart, some are diluted with more chapters, but the (One) Shots have much higher Smutholic content. Drink at your own discretion but please don't over read, or I here at Cafe Smut might need to cut your off for your own sleepcycle's good.

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    “Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan says, and when Wei Ying turns around, Lan Zhan has followed him into the kitchen and is doing something with the empty wine glass that could almost be termed fidgeting. His fingertips tense and relax, and Lan Zhan takes a deep breath and squares his shoulders almost imperceptibly. “Would you like me to cut your hair for you?”

    Wei Ying’s brain skids to a halt. Oh. Huh. That would. That would be a hell of a lot easier, wouldn’t it? Lan Zhan would at least be able to see and touch the back of his head at the same time, and that’s half the battle. Even if it’s not a good haircut, it would be something, and it probably wouldn’t end with Wei Ying in tears, and it would end with Wei Ying having shorter hair, which is the only thing he really wants right now.

    “Yeah,” he says, a little awed. “If you don’t mind then that would be great, Lan Zhan.” He can almost feel the breeze on his undercut again, spine tingling in anticipation.

    Or: Lan Zhan offers to help out with Wei Ying's quarantine growout... with sexy results!

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    16 Feb 2024

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    “How does the Daozhang plan to give me his cultivation?” The voice from behind the curtain sounds stronger now, as though its owner is finally getting it under control.

    “By allowing Lord Chengzhu to break my cultivation vows.”

    “How would I do that?”

    Xie Lian takes a breath, the heat growing in his face, up to his ears and down his neck, but somehow he manages to get the words out.

    “By breaking my vow of abstinence.”

     

    OR Xie Lian has searched for centuries for Wuming's ashes in order to give him a proper burial and eventually ends up in Ghost City where he offers himself to the Lord of the Gambler's Den in return for the information

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    27 Jan 2024

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    Feng Xin and Mu Qing never expected to run into their disgraced boss again.

    They also never expected that, when he said he had met someone, that someone would be the most infamous crime lord in the city.

    Seeing their old boss blissfully unaware of who his new love is, they make it their mission to expose him. However, maybe Xie Lian knows more than anyone thinks...

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    18 Jan 2024

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    “So what do you want?” Feng Xin had asked naively, so fucking naively, “I lost the bet, fine, so what do you want from me?”

    (or: Feng Xin makes a series of mistakes, none of them are his fault, and he's never betting against Mu Qing ever fucking again.)

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    17 Jan 2024

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    "Have you heard? The terrifying God of Death kidnapped the loser God of Mercy! And he refuses to give him back!"

    "Yes, we heard." Three Tumors grimace at unison. "Thank you, and fuck you."

    Or: In which Xie Lian is the Mercy everyone makes fun of, Hua Cheng is the Death no one would dare to mock and Shi WuDu, Ling Wen and Pei Ming are so done with this shitshow. Sorta Hades and Persephone AU.

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    17 Jan 2024

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