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“My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.” – Bret Michaels
“Thorns and roses grow on the same tree.” – Turkish Proverb
Lewis Haute-Botham, along with his husband Roger, take an anniversary trip to visit their goddaughter Tilly and see what her new life is like in the States.
And they are very curious to meet Paul, Tilly’s new partner.Series
- Part 2 of Paul and Tilly stories
- Part 6 of Sally’s RBU fics
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“Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”
“Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”
He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”
“Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”
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When an ill-tempered mafia heir is stuck babysitting a clueless genius with ties to the underworld, chaos—and maybe love—ensues.
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Cynefin (The Bonds That Divide Us) by DaddyEllis (RowanRiordan)
Fandoms: Left 4 Dead (Video Games)
22 Oct 2024
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the environment in which you live and are naturally accustomed to
“Do you really think, even someone like me, can change?”
“I hope we all can change.”
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Ellis, a hot-headed mechanic with a dark past and even darker interests, is hellbent on solving the secrets to this zombie virus. He loved an accountant once, a gambler, a man so lost that Ellis could barely find his way out, and the only way to get back to that day is by forcing a pandemic to stand at bay. Or maybe he just needed some space, some time to think, to grow, and become the man he always thought he would be. But, Ellis made his choice, and Nick let him walk away. And they aren’t the only ones that made decisions to stand in the way. Rochelle navigates the euphoria and treachery of first found feelings while Keith can’t reconcile losing his best-friend-or-ex-lover, no matter how hard he tries. And when a new threat comes lurking, comes crawling and searching, it won’t only be love that wins the day. There’s a ghost out there and it wants to come play. A tragic tale of too many souls traveling through a new world together on their way to figure out how to ultimately accept the choices they each made that day.Series
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It all started when a mysterious box appears before the eyes of certain gods and ghosts, and everything erupts into chaos
dicksandboobs: LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE XUAN ISNT A LITTERAL SNACK!
whyhave1bitchwhen3: listen qingxuan I'm so sorry but I'm mainly focused on the absolute snack these idiotic three men are.
singlemomwithajob: even I admit they're hot as hellXie Lian choked on his spit as he stared with wide eyes at the screen. He doesn't think he would ever get used to A-Qing talking about the three of them like this . . .though he definitely doesn't want him to stop
singlefather: here's a tip for u future mpreg dads
PrettyGirl: WHAT!?
JudgeJudybutAsian: would it really be mpreg for qingxuan since they can change their gentitals?
PrettyGirl: WHAT IS THIS CONVO SOBBING RN
singlefather: k fine, mpreg only for u since you're the mpreg king
JudgeJudybutAsian: I'm going to stab you with my shoe- Language:
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Taken: Ciaphas Cain by Brinstar77
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
22 Oct 2024
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Ciaphas Cain has been Taken, and the Darkness tries to 'perfect' him.
Ciaphas Cain, naturally, has other ideas.
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Many look at Wolf and Hwangmo and wonder "How did these two devils end up together?"
This story tries to answer that very question.
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Alternatively: Two idiots meet and fall in love, their story told through many short small stories leading up to that point. It's surprisingly soft. [WARNING: a lot of bickering and (loving) insults]rated teen because both of them swear
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Hello and welcome to this treasure trove full of fanfiction of one shots. I'm starting this off for Lunami Week. so I hope you enjoy! The stories in this treasure chest will mainly be fluff and romance. If you're looking for romance with a bit of smut, keep an eye out for my other set of one shots specifically posted for those certain traits.
#Lunami Week!
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This is a collection of thirty one oneshots for each day of October.
The prompts are from the Weak Hero Discord.
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- Part 55 of Weak Hero
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Ahead by a Century by yuffiehighwind
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (TV)
22 Oct 2024
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Lost on the subway that takes its passengers between timelines, Five and Lila assume they’re the only ones in this labyrinth outside space and time. The pair are surprised to meet a woman who calls herself a “portal jumper,” whose sudden appearance on their train isn’t the most shocking thing about her.
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Crack crossover between Once Upon a Time and The Umbrella Academy. Takes place after Season 7 of OUAT, when Grace Hatter is an adult, and during Five and Lila’s seven-year journey through the subway in S4E5 of TUA.
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Maybe it's a bad idea (but who cares when there's sexual tension) omega version by Gio69
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
22 Oct 2024
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In the middle of a mission with Obanai, the serpent Hashira goes into heat and Giyuu has to take care of her, but it doesn't go as expected, his plan was just to make sure his coworker was okay and didn't get attacked by a demon, but in the end he ends up in his bed
Giyuu will ask for a raise after this, he doesn't earn enough
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Obanai discovers that even though he's an omega and Giyuu is too, sex is still good, and even though he denies his feelings he knows he likes Giyuu
Giyuu has no idea how it all ended up like this, but he's not complaining.
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- Part 2 of Sexual tension without feelings (lie)
- Language:
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- 2,198
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- 1/3
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Commodore Portgas D. Ace was sort of a micro-celebrity among both pirates and Marines. Why? Because that guy could seriously not STOP GETTING INTO TROUBLE. Everything changes for Marco when one day Commodore Ace decides to drag HIS name into the mess as well.
The whitebeards will never let him leave this down.
(All chapters except for the last one are Mature, last one is explicit as it's a bonus sex scene.)
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It's not Stockholm Syndrome, is it? by Megadude16
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
22 Oct 2024
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The war is over, but Percy's tribulations are not. After him and his friends get their rewards for their parts in the war, Percy is visited by a familiar Primordial in his dreams.
An oath is made, a secret is kept, and the age-old phrase comes to pass. It really does get worse before it gets better.
But it gets so, so much better.Series
- Part 5 of Megadude16's Percy Jackson stuff
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What happens when you create a Portal that swallows up your ex demon lover and spits out a completely alternative version of him? [And what do you do if this versions kinda cute.]
A.K.A Will cipher gets sent to gravity falls with the pines family, while Bill gets trapped with the Gleefuls.
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- English
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- 4,308
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- 1/7
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I Am Sheltering A Human-Size Racoon. by Mimikyu_oli_Shyder
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
22 Oct 2024
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Have you ever thought about hosting before?
Have you ever thought about hosting RACOONS before?
Well, he never.
But he's doing it anyway.But what is sure.
He never thought he would be hosting one like that.
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7 rings (of hell) - a pokémon rivals gc by Pretty_Lies
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Red & Green & Blue & Yellow | Pokemon Red Green Blue Yellow Versions, Pocket Monsters: Gold & Silver & Crystal | Pokemon Gold Silver Crystal Versions, Pocket Monsters: Ruby & Sapphire & Emerald | Pokemon Ruby Sapphire Emerald Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire | Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire Versions, Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions
22 Oct 2024
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i havent seen a rivals-centric chatfic and im gonna change that.
green makes a group chat. thats it. thats literally the whole fic.
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Allah Help Me— (JJK X OC) by XxAzulxXel
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Oct 2024
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The silence stretched all across the place as the woman stared blankly at the ceiling of an unfamiliar room. "...why."
...Somehow, our resident simp found herself, once again thrown in another franchise for the sake of the Higher-Ups amusement.
"...yeh, sorry about that" the messenger muttered unapologetically.
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[Jujutsu kaisen belongs to the great Gege Akutami! Only Colith's mine!]
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Giyuu and his Chiikawa obsession by Anonymous
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
22 Oct 2024
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Sanemi won't allow Giyuu to take his 100cm big, limited edition special sanrio collab chiikawa plushie home.
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Sleepless Nights by LovelyHands
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2024
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Hoshi didn't really think much of being reborn, life was still the same old life, that was until she found out about quirks, and then about heroes, and suddenly death was the best thing that ever happened to her.
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Where a sleep-deprived Gen Z girl with no knowledge of MHA is reborn into the MHA universe and uses the incredible ability of common sense to save the day:
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A Detective's Guide To Overthrowing The Government by Sereneabyss
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2024
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Being dragged into an unknown universe with far too black and white definitions of 'Hero' and 'Villain' is not what Atsushi would call a vacation. However, unfortunately, Dazai thought otherwise. Thus, he found himself an unwilling employee to a Café co-owned by Chuuya and Dazai, along with Akutagawa and Kyouka as his equally unwilling coworkers. And Dazai decided they are all masquerading as some sort of fucked up post adoption family? He wasn't sure why for that one.
Not to mention a chance encounter with one Midoriya Izuku would only lead to them deciding to overthrow a system that hinges on discrimination of quirkless individuals. Again, not the most ideal vacation spot.
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