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It starts with Ph— Photography? (A Phighting Isekai) by polizoid
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
28 Dec 2024
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A strange polaroid of a bustling city sends an unsuspecting college student into the world of PHIGHTING!
If they play their cards right, this might be the getaway they’ve always wanted.
(Away from those sick laughs and unwanted stares.)
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Another reader-insert PHIGHTING Isekai! In the eyes of a monotone and stoic subject. -
That time I was turned into a slugcat during my afternoon nap but I still need to go to work the bills won't pay themselves by FaustLimbus
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game)
28 Dec 2024
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Greg Williams wakes up one day finding himself transformed into a weird rodent from a game he doesn't really care for.
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All My Uncles Have Killed Someone by Indelible_Faith (TheWaterGoddess), Thedivinewriter_20
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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Truly, all my uncles have killed someone. A couple of the more… enterprising ones, have killed more than once. Sometimes at the same time, in one go, all at once.
Usually, it’s another uncle. Or another family member—though, lots have tried that, with varying levels of success. Some of them are good, others bad and some are just unfortunate.
Hi, I’m Jin Ling (Rulan). Call me Jin-zongzhu. I’m your friendly neighbourhood reliable narrator of whatever events that unfold. Although, fair warning—for more than half of these events, I was not present, so any discrepancies that you notice should be ignored. I said I’m friendly and reliable, not necessarily accurate.
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Delicate by longlongtyme
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Dec 2024
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Tony was given the opportunity to change his life around, and he was not going to let it go easily.
Aka I watched Anora and was like hey what if?
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exactly what it says on the tin: twelve days of crack, but based on randomly generated tags. happy holidays!
the fourth day: presents | crack | closeted (character) | espionage | summoning
the fifth day: enemies | bikers | cruise ships | nighttime | cats
different tags and ratings on each chapter.
the tags for the next day will be revealed after each update.Series
- Part 6 of you won't get this from any other guy
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Eyes Blue like the Democratic by orphan_publications
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
28 Dec 2024
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He's the president of the United States. He dines off dinner plates of the purest gold atop tablecloths of the finest velvet, and rests his shiny, Tom Ford leather shoes on a silk cushion. He has all the most respectable men in the country at his beck and call, whom— though distinguished and refined they may be— would do anything for him.
All, except for one.
One he so desperately wishes to hold tenderly as he has in so many of his dreams. He cannot help but yearn for the touch of those calloused hands, the tender gaze of those ocean eyes— eyes that hold the most tumultuous of storms, yet the most serene of oceans.
As unresolved memories resurface, a fated encounter with a certain ex president transpires, and wilted feelings of the past start to blossom once again.
Or:
Now president of the United States of America, Donald Trump longs to monopolise not only the land of the free, but the heart of Joe Biden as well.
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- English
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Little Hood II: Grandbaby Boogalooo by MagisterSomnia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
28 Dec 2024
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Jason's adventures in ghostly MotherHood continue.
Elli's adventures in grabbing some lunch also continue.
Dick's adventures in trying to juggle his family members also, also continue.
Timmy's decent into madness might actually already be complete. Or, maybe this is just him. I don't actually know. You decide.
(Part of a very chaotic, crossover series between the DP, DC, and JL Dark universes. Can be mostly read as a standalone, if you ignore the inbetween moments with Wes. I would still recommend reading the first episode of Little Hood before this one, though.)
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- Part 21 of An Exercise in Stupidity
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The River’s Gift by Alexleetx
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
28 Dec 2024
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After meeting his tragic end from Qi deviation in the Lingxi Caves, Liu Qingge found himself improbably reborn along the banks of the Luo River. There, he was saved and raised by Luo Binghe and his washerwoman mother, living a simple life, adopting an amnesiac persona. However, this tranquil existence shattered when Shen Qingqiu stumbled upon him one day, believing him to be the long-lost son of his rival, Liu Qingge. Even more preposterous, Liu Qingge was said to share a profound connection with Shen Qingqiu himself! Now challenged to navigate the complexities of being regarded as the "son" of two prominent peak lords, Liu Qingge could only wonder— how did he end up in such an absurd situation?!
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PART TWO OF MY ORIGINAL JUMIN FIC “Million Dollar Man”.
Please take the time to read Million Dollar Man before starting this story, as the two are connected and this will not make sense as a stand-alone story.~
Jumin is struggling to decide whether to follow his head or his heart. Part of him wants to be with you, his ex-girlfriend, and another part of him wants to explore his newfound infatuation with his best friend V.
Things become even more complicated when the police start investigating RFA’s involvement in the cult of Mint Eye, putting more pressure than ever on Jumin to make the right choices.
* Bi-curious non-asexual Jumin, bisexual V/Jihyun, love triangle with JuV and MC, porn with plot, mix of canon from the relative routes and also headcanons - LOTS of creative liberties.
DNI if you hate possessive Jumin / Jumin BSE 2 * -
influential hoes diner by ruanstelle
Fandoms: Original Work, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Hetalia: Axis Powers
28 Dec 2024
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The craziest motherfuckers in history thought it was a good idea to open a diner together... and, one producer is insane enough to create a reality show about their (mis)adventures. Watch as the infamous Influential Hoes struggle to manage their diner, from fussy staff members, shouting matches between the owners and customers, and a secret strip club that only opens its doors to horny patrons as soon as night falls.
Influential Hoes Diner is officially open for business.
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Deny, Defend, Dovedale by rizzidutschke
Fandoms: 21st Century CE RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Wallace & Gromit
28 Dec 2024
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After a failed international heist, Feathers McGraw finds himself locked in a Brooklyn prison. However, after realising that Luigi Mangione, America's hottest assassin, is on the same block as him, he schemes to help Luigi escape to use him for his own nefarious plans.
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Ron’s Quidditch obsession has ruined Hermione’s plans for Christmas. Her male friends on staff at Hogwarts are worried that Hermione will end up spending Christmas alone—but is setting her up with Snape really the answer? What are they thinking?
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As Douglas F Eiffel, the newest resident of Camden, New Jersey, merges onto Interstate 676, he thinks about Hallmark movies.
Look. You can't blame him for it.
Luckily for Doug, he's quickly distracted from holiday blues: there are strange clones appearing in town, a mysterious landlady, even more mysterious corner store owner, and unsettling coworkers to worry about. Oh, and the fifth annual Legally Undifferentiated Corporate Holiday Season Party, whose traditional cheer is threatened by all those clones.
What's a guy to do?
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i think the kiss you shared on my birthday wasn't helping with the rumours by kenricsrealbf
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
28 Dec 2024
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After Marella (Keefe will deal with her later) dares Tam to kiss someone who happened to be Keefe because of his rotting luck, Keefe subsequentially spirals and slowly loses his mind.
Don't worry he finds it! He just chose to use it poorly as usual.
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- Part 7 of Kamkore
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Alex Vs. The Tree of Doom by UrFavouriteBiDisaster
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
28 Dec 2024
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"The Pool of Justice turned against me! I was sinking, Henry, sinking into the deep end!” He slid dramatically off the couch, flopping onto the floor like a beached fish. “I almost died a heroic death, protecting our marriage from the evil duck bug!”
Henry gasped, clutching his plushie tighter. “You almost died?”
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What a Phucking Joke. { A Phighting! Isekai } by SpACE_Venturer
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
28 Dec 2024
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{ Another iteration of my previously established Isekai fanfiction. }
You've seen this same song and dance before. Jamie reaches his untimely demise one way or another, but things seem different this time. His body is fully in tact, this time, so thankfully, reincarnation is much easier- no? But when he arrives to the Inpherno, he realizes he's not as alone as he thinks he is.
Meeting with your (previously online) friends after they too have died alongside you is unbelievable, isn't it?
Bloxy has to quickly adjust to the world around him, because if he doesn't- who knows what'll happen to them all? One thing's for sure,
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Buck is severely sleep deprived. Tommy is on shift. Tommy's neighbour is a vampire Buck is sure of it!
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- Part 2 of Textual affection
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Sakura Haruka and the Chocolate factory (and this weird eyepatch guy) by Il0vEcOoKiE
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
28 Dec 2024
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Sakura Haruka stared down at the wrapper, a small part of him wishes foolishly for that legendary golden ticket and yet he knows it won't possibly be him. Yet he still earns because, what else can he do but hope?
He squashes down his foolishness and tears the wrapper, a flash of gold making him slow yet he continues, his heart skidding a beat. Until he actually sees a large golden ticket that has him freezing and gaping down. The customers around him stares as well and with greedy eyes.
OR, a retelling of Roald Dahl's legendary 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' but featuring a pining little shit Suo and a weird, stubborn, emotional stunted Sakura.
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Seventeen Centric oneshots to brighten your day! There will be angst, fluff and care. I won't write any non-con, rape or extreme violence against any member.
Requests are always open for every member!!
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InuYasha Video Edits/AMVs by jakotsutou (sapphireLavender)
Fandoms: InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale
28 Dec 2024
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Embedded versions of my InuYasha edits //
1: Jakotsu
2: Jakotsu
3: Bankotsu/Jakotsu
4: Jakotsu
5: Jakotsu
6: Sesshomaru
7: Bankotsu/Jakotsu
8: Kohaku & Sango
9: Kohaku & Sango
10: Kohaku
11: Bankotsu/Jakotsu
12: Jakotsu’s the favourite / BO7 Clip edit
13: BO7 Ending Theme
14: Jakotsu’s favourite memories / BO7 Clip Edit
15: How Sad. // Bankotsu/Jakotsu Clip Edit
16: Kikyou’s Warning // Clip EditSeries
- Part 1 of InuYasha Edits
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