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Some Unexpected Madlibs by SongsofPsyche
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Mar 2013
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To the end of his days Bilbo could never remember how he found himself outside, without a box of crackers, tampons or his pet spider-monkey, or anything that he usually took when he went out.......
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Written for the "Let's Write Sherlock" prompt:
After a nearly disastrous case, Sherlock and John share a tense taxi ride back to Baker Street. With emotions running high, they finally arrive back at 221B, and then…
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Things went differently after Gamzee went killer subjugglator, A dead doomed John finds him trying to get information out of his dead body.
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Not every bone thrown, gets brought back. by GrimPatchouli
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Jul 2013
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Darcy waits all of five seconds after the girl is gone, to gloat. “She slipped me her phone number,” she says, with a smug smile. “She wants to get liberal with me.”
“Whatever,” Tony grumbles, finally approaching his coffee pot now that his kitchen is free of terrible life choices. “Have fun with my sloppy seconds. We can be tunnel buddies. I'll get us matching t-shirts.”
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- Part 3 of How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks
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I already adore you too; (don't act like this can't get you through) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Pacific Rim (2013)
28 Dec 2013
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This is so horrible, but I dedicate this to the laughingpsalmist as a really late and bad Christmas present. A fic written more like prose. Long rambling inconstant prose. Characters aren't mine. No credit. Title from Another Day by Carousel
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if you love me (won't you let me know?) by KeepCalmLoveSeverus (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Suits (TV)
12 Mar 2014
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Harvey, as it turns out, isn't so brave in the daylight.
Mike never thought he would be such a coward, though.
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- Part 2 of When You Say Nothing At All
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Perks of Being Dean of Winchester, Knight of Hell by ehre_wahrheit
Fandoms: Supernatural
17 Jul 2014
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Dean's family dies, and he is taken to be cared for by Lucifer and Cain of Hell. When he was old enough, he goes to Heaven to live with his betrothed. Eight hundred years later he goes to Earth and meets the Winchesters of present time: and everything he's ever known is shaken to its core.
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(It doesn't help that he's in love with his betrothed's youngest brother)
(Or that his betrothed is in love with his youngest brother)
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- Part 3 of Adriar's Fic Challenge
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It's management's fault. Really it is. It's their fault they need to touch each other and it's their fault it happened to be in a hotel janitor's closet.
It's also their fault that they didn't lock the door and that fans walk in on them.
Really it's their fault.Also known as the one-shot where Harry gives Louis a blow job before a concert and fans might just walk in on them and awkwardness ensues basically.
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So Jean and Marco are roommates, and best friends. One night, on the way back from the movies, Jean blurts out something he desperately wishes he could take back.
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The FBI Holiday Children’s Benefit: Featuring Dracula, the Movie by decotex
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
08 Jan 2015
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Will attends an FBI charity event. Hannibal's there because he goes where he wants. It's a weird night for everyone, especially the guy who gets murdered.
Written for the Hannibal Secret Santa 2014 fic exchange on Tumblr. This is a gift for mythologyhotspot, who asked for a fic where Will compares Hannibal to cinema’s most famous vampires.
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Sith Are Scum, Not Friends by ObsidionWingsofMidnight
Fandoms: Big Hero 6 (2014), Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Jul 2020
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The Star Wars AU that literally nobody asked for, but I'm here to deliver anyway. Because ever since The Force Awakens came out I've reverted back to being 3000% star wars trash.
What's there to say really? Hiro and Tadashi are jedi, and the sith are fucking things up as per usual. And like all good jedi, they do their best to keep the galaxy at peace. Which frankly, is never easy.
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In which having a girlfriend with telekinetic and psychic powers can be convenient sometimes. Not so much for the girlfriend as she's trying to meditate and undead killer boyfriend is projecting his thoughts into hers. Seriously, can you not Jason.
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Working for my money (Cause that's what my momma taught me) by LosingWinner
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Apr 2016
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He was smoking, trails of grey smoke wafting lazily around his face, and he was standing in a relaxed posture, left hand stuck deep into the pocket of expensive looking pants. Jimin bounded over, paying no heed to Yoongi’s choked fumble of “Wait, hold-“
He plucked the cigarette neatly from the man’s long long long fingers and takes a puff, shooting him a cheeky grin when the man grunts in surprise.
“Hello!” He said brightly, smoke billowing from his mouth.
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- Part 5 of Give it to me (I'm worth it)
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The Slytherin bloodline contained creature genetics from secret crossbreeding. In 1926, young Tom Riddle had been born with a unique inheritance. It was that which had caused him to feel empty and turn to the Dark Arts. Why? He'd had no mate. However, on June 24th 1995, Tom, now Voldemort, learned that his mate was Harry Potter. (Very Fluffy, Drama, Romance, HP/LV, SLASH, Rated M, Smut)
Basically...this is just a Trash-fic written for self-indulgent reasons. Enjoy! -
Amane Michiro's guide on How to let your handsome Daddy have a pretty Mommy by Saxzer for Crazyloststar, royaletea (califlair)
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End
17 Aug 2016
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Во имя Христа!
The blonde was stupefied. Running towards them was a raven-haired man whose height was a little shorter than Mikaela, his skin – sun-kissed by the Apollo like he was actually a reincarnation of the God himself. His unruly hair was messy and yet Mika cannot help but to wanting to mesh his hands and touched those black strands of his. His clothing? Young Fatherly. His cashmere knitted turtleneck and the leather pants that’s hugging his ass like there’s no tommorow asking himself as to how lucky the inanimate clothing is, and of course the blonde wouldn’t be star-strucked with the man with his emerald hues of eyes. Glistening as light reflects it.
Final judgement: A hot damn ass.
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Until this morning I was still in the train to visit my brother. Until this morning everything was normal. So please tell me what I’m doing in a fictional city filled with crazy mafia and their Flames!? Seriously, from all places I’m stuck in KHR world?! God, please save me! Kind of SI-OC.
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Where did you go? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
10 Mar 2017
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Dan and Phil are in a difficult position- Dan's in the hospital with cancer, and Phil's Youtube channel is losing popularity with increasing speed.
Written for the OMA challenge(please join in, just tag it 'oma challenge')
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He Wants to Say, "I Love You, Nothing Can Hurt You" by ObsidionWingsofMidnight
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
18 Mar 2019
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An A/B/O fic where Newt and Graves were promised to each other at a young age. So when he arrives at New York with his case and Graves doesn't care that he's there, Newt gets disappointed. And later on, very suspicious.
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Sherlock receives an anonymous text, it seems someone has a birthday gift for him.
NSFW - Lingerie kink, stocking kink, heels kink
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Afraid of What's Not Human by thegreatandpowerfultoaster
Fandoms: Fallout 3, Fallout (Video Games)
17 Jan 2017
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Then, things changed....
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Derek is cursed into having a feels!tail because Deaton and Scott live to mess with him. That's what he assumes anyway.
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Safeword by melannen
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Nov 2011
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Tony Stark doesn't need to be safe, sane, and consensual. He has JARVIS instead. (Then he gets Steve.)
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Well. I can't take this seriously, but heh. Jarvis and Tony, sitting in a tree, k-I-s...
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„So“ Tony said, furiously chewing „Story Time“
Steve looked up, interested
„What do you wanna know“ Clint asked with a full mouth, earning him a gentle slap from Natasha.Tony thought for a second and then grinned „Most embarrassing cover story and/or Costume to hide behind!“
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Draco buys pictures of Harry from Colin Creevey. Au. Draco/Harry. Eventually slash.
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Dirty talk can be tricky, especially when the people involved are really bad at it.
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Asahi will keep the monsters away.
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- Part 23 of Omegaverse
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27 May 2016
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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IWA NT TO DIE
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X-MEN, Episode 100: Shaw Mansion by jackpack
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
24 Dec 2015
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"'I would like to preface this episode with: ‘Charles, I told you this was a bad idea.’' Erik said from behind the camera. Charles didn’t give an obvious reaction, though his left eye did twitch a bit; this would not be the first episode that opened that way."
The X-Men are a group of ghost hunters, well known on the internet for their web series chronicling their adventures. For their hundredth episode, they've come to Shaw Mansion- and walked away with more than they'd thought.
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[Shitty Bedhead, sent at 11:44 A.M.] yeah we're out of milk
[Daddy Thighs, sent at 11:44 A.M.] true. also, um, sorry, but uh...
[Daddy Thighs, sent at 11:44 A.M.] could you buy me some condoms?(Or: Oikawa regrets doing grocery shop duty via text, but there's nothing more he regrets than voluntarily signing up to share an apartment with four of the most complex people on the planet.)
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- Part 2 of Haikyuu!! Captains Week 2016
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Arthur repeals the ban on magic and expects Merlin's undying gratitude, but Merlin acts like nothing has changed. Clearly Arthur's only recourse is to annoy, bully, trick, and otherwise coerce Merlin into openly using sorcery.
Or: 5 times Arthur tries to trick Merlin into using magic, and 1 time Merlin’s magic does it for him.
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From: Lance [[email protected]]
To: Coran [[email protected]], Keith [[email protected]]
Subject: tomorrowz meetingzz <3yo coran my man
Just letting you know that your a motherfuckin g and i’m sorry your like. super old my dude. just like… so old. but you’re not a little bitch like keith so that’s good. fuck keith am i right
Also i need to ask you to tell allura there’s no way i can do diplomacy training tomorrow. I’m really fucked rn and will b sick af tomorrow.
Good fuckin yard,
Leandro Alejandro Nuñez Corazon Espinosa, Esquire
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A girl's night in is the cure to any bad breakup.
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Suga found Oikawa's snapchat username written in a bathroom stall after their match in the Inter High preliminaries.
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Reason #12 - Because it's halftime.
Harry would like to think that he doesn’t know how he got himself into this. Only… he’d be lying. Because he knows exactly how he got himself into this. Oh man, does he know, and it’s all because of a certain Louis Tomlinson.
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13 Nov 2017
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It's halftime. Are you ready to go? by momentofclarity
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U.A. Unsolved by lostlittlemosshead (ameliafromafairytale) for PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2018
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"Hey there, ghosts," Midoriya says, "it's me, ya boy."
The dorms are haunted. Shenanigans ensue.
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Seriously, all this "Just a Friend" is cracking me up. So here is my 5 cents. Enjoy.
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- Part 3 of Short Stories
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"For some reason, Thorin attracts baby animals wherever he goes. It's a problem."
Hobbit Kink Meme Fill (http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/13429.html?thread=24617845#t24617845)
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If Tobirama had been born with ovaries, he was pretty sure they would have just exploded.
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03 May 2018
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say it with me. this fic is made of WIN.
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Sherlock just had sex and he's going to make sure everyone knows.
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wow, seokjin thinks. he's really getting into this whole married thing.
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or, seokjin finds out the hard way that yoongi and namjoon are actually married, and not just playing an elaborate joke on him.
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Apples by 20thcenturyvole
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Jan 2011
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It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples.
Bookmarked by TheSnarkLord
15 Jul 2018
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They do say there will be a white horse, a red horse, a black horse, and a pale horse...