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    Stede laid his eyes on the man, adorned in silver, and even as a jealous lust curled in his gut, he couldn't help but notice how beautiful he was.

    The man's face tilted towards the gate as Stede was brought in, and the wicked grin on his face was devastating.

    Stede finds himself wanting things he's not sure how to ask for. When Izzy leads him to a garden of pleasures, Stede finds himself transfixed by a man with a cruel grin and a crown of snow.

    Series
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    English
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    2,647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197
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    Stede finds a creature on the Revenge.

    Written for the Cross My Heart Stizzy zine!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    184
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    Stede loves Ed. Ed loves Stede. They're together again, and they're going to be happy together forever and have lots of amazing sex.

    Except that damn first mate keeps ruining the mood.

    Or does he...?

    (Or: Five Times Izzy Cockblocked Ed and Stede, and the One Time He Didn't Block Anything)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    630
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    "I've been thinking for days, about what I want to do to you," Stede says, his voice barely containing his excitement.
    Izzy doesn't think he's seen him look happier since they met.

    Take me down to the river bend
    Take me down to the fighting end
    Wash the poison from off my skin
    Show me how to be whole again

    - "Castle of Glass" – Linkin Park

    Prompts (day 8):
    Flufftober: "I hate it." - "No, you don't."
    Kinktober: Spitting in Mouth | Master/Slave | Gentle Sex

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    346
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    Placed in season one.
    Izzy gets ill and doesn't tell anyone. It obviously has consequences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Hell hath no fury like an Izzy scorned.

    Prompts (day 4):
    Flufftober: Market Day
    Kinktober: Unsafe Sex | Cheating | Car Sex

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    329
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    Audio Length: 46:41

    Izzy’s not meeting his gaze. There’s a glint in his eyes, his gaze trained further down, right on Stede’s—

    His hands fly in front of his crotch to cover himself.

    Izzy tuts. “Come on. Nothing I haven’t seen before.”

    Freshly eighteen and newly transitioning, Stede happens upon a gruff trans man with much more experience and lessons to teach.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    174
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    *rattles leash frantically* Walkies??!

    Prompts (day 1):
    Flufftober: Lost Pet Meet Cute
    Kinktober: Watersports | Muzzle | Puppy Play

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    413
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    “I suppose you’ve earned yourself a reward,” Izzy conceded. Stede gasped in relief, a noise nearly like a sob escaping his lips. “Ah ah ah,” Izzy said. “Didn’t say what kind of reward, did I?”

    “N-no, alpha.”

    After teasing him to the edge, Izzy finally gives in and lets Stede have the relief he so desperately wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324
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    Я твой капитан.

     

    Вроде бы ерунда, но не выходит у Эда из головы весь день.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    81
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    When his father calls Izzy down to his workshop, he assumes it's just because Ben needs help with something.
    As it turns out, he's terribly, terribly wrong.

    “You’re going to turn around,” Ben says. “Slowly. Hands where I can see them. You’re not going to scream when you do. Is that clear?”
    Izzy blinks in confusion, lifting his hands to hover near his shoulders. He’s used to that tone, of course, but something about the words terrifies him. Ben sounds like a third-rate cop in some made-for-TV movie. Scream? What the hell would he even scream about? “Uh. Yes, Sir.”
    He turns—slowly, just like his father told him to, and with his knees trembling. He raises his eyes to look at Ben, and—
    Izzy claps his hands over his mouth to trap the scream clawing its way up his throat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,384
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    Stede Bonnet, a borzoi hybrid, had been living on the sea wolves fighting ship for four years when he’s entrusted with the training and raising of a pup.

    A pup that belongs to none other than Izzy hands and Blackbeard.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    206
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    It feels fucking cliche, to be standing in front of a mirror splashing water over her face in some kind of attempt to compose herself but Izzy needs to do something, anything, in order to sober up and stop herself from doing something stupid.

    Something more stupid.

    +

    In which Izzy Hands has a totally normal business dinner with the worst woman she knows.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,277
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    164
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    Power-bottom Ben Hornigold invites new recruit Ed Teach to bend him over his desk. After all, who hasn’t dreamed of putting their captain in his place?

    An alternative version of Buttering Him Up but make it Ed and hold the butter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    293
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    Izzy’s not meeting his gaze. There’s a glint in his eyes, his gaze trained further down, right on Stede’s—

    His hands fly in front of his crotch to cover himself.

    Izzy tuts. “Come on. Nothing I haven’t seen before.”

    Freshly eighteen and newly transitioning, Stede happens upon a gruff trans man with much more experience and lessons to teach.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2,146
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    Izzy's having a bad day, so Stede and the crew cheer him up with lots of treats 😺

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    450
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    Edward Teach awakens to the click of a pistol’s hammer being pulled back and a dead man looking down at him, gun drawn. It's really not the best way to start a morning.

    +

    Featuring dead husbands who aren’t dead, dreams that aren’t dreams and a multiplicity of sad boys on a boat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,323
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,113
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    “Maybe you should sleep,” Stede whispered to himself. He cleared his throat, which suddenly felt a bit constricted. “You’re seeing things.”

    The last three words felt strange. The pitch of his voice was deeper and warmer, far less nasal than it should have been. Stede stared at his arms as rivulets of ink trickled down and formed into tattooed images on his arms. Strange pulling sensations tugged at his body, like a dozen tiny hands were pulling backward on his shirt. He tilted his head back and when he leaned forward, long strands of silver and gray flopped into view. Every muscle in his body tensed at once, then surged as bulk deposited itself differently, transforming solid but soft into long and lean.

    ***
    Ed is a rock star. Stede is a socialite with a career in the recording industry.

    One night, a mysterious stranger, sensing the envy between them, offers a solution. The two trade lives willingly. Being in each others' skin unearths deep attraction they'd been denying.

    The Prince and the Pauper, but make it a smutty gay bodyswap.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,169
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    604
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    Izzy meets a cat one day, and they change his life 🙂

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    152
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    “I’m trying, but a D isn’t enough—my GPA will tank,” Stede murmurs. “Please.”

    Stede’s knee brushes Izzy’s. Izzy jolts.

    “We’ll figure something out,” Izzy says. “Leave now, Stede.”

    Or, the story of how the hard-ass professor Izzy Hands caved to one student’s incessant pleas for bonus opportunities.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,745

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