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under the gaze of the moon (let me be devoured) by raider_king
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Dec 2024
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"Don't run away from me," Ned whispered, and Stede couldn't tell if it were a threat or a plea. The man's eyes stared into his, full of violent promise, and Stede realized it was both.
When the huntmaster learns of the beast in their midst, Stede ventures into the wolf's den on the night of the full moon.
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“I’m Dr. Hands,” says the first, and then he points to the other and says, “That’s Dr. Teach.”
“Okay,” Stede says.
“We’ll have to…” Dr. Teach waves a hand. “Y’know.”
“We have to look at you,” Dr. Hands specifies unhelpfully. “Under your underwear.”
When he ceaselessly has accidents at home, Stede's father brings him to the doctor(s).
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podfic of Nocturne by YellowMustard
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So there Ed is, in this enormous room all decked out in ivory and gold, surrounded by one-percenters and inherited wealth and fucking caviar. And he sits under a canopy of twinkling crystals, and he plays his mood music, and the room slowly fills.
And the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen.
Ed’s starting to feel more and more like a member of the string quartet playing out the sinking of the fucking Titanic.
(Or: Ed's the harpist at a swanky wedding that's gone south. Stede's got his own problems. A one-night fastburn meet-cute: fluff, humour, eventual smut, and a truly obscene description of caviar)
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Where will Stede Bonnet hide when Blackbeard comes to collect? And most importantly what does he have to offer the pirate when treasure is no longer enough?
Written for day 17 of Sub Stede Kinkmas; CNC and Public/Exhibitionism
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Hard Disciplines: A Practical Study of Human Sexuality and Subcultures by CitrusSyndicate, KalansPhantom, Pastor_of_Muppets
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Dec 2024
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Professor Stede Bonnet has spent his life studying anthropology with an emphasis in human sexuality, which he finds almost laughable when he spent years married to a woman before coming to terms with his own sexuality. After a divorce and the death of his father, he finds himself finally experiencing the freedom to find out what he truly enjoys. And if he's doing it with money funding his 'study' thanks to his boss, Nigel Badminton, all the better. He's spent too many years left behind, and he's done.
Edward Teach, also known as the notorious hacker Blackbeard, has settled down to teach at a local university in an attempt to switch up the monotony of his life. Instead, he finds himself just as bored until he comes across an insane Professor that apparently invites men in full leather fetish gear to his office and discusses the price of bulk lube with his TA. He's fucking fascinated and, for the first time in a long time, excited about every new day to see what the maniac will do next.
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Stede is once again ringing in the new year alone, until he downloads a hookup app and has a very enlightening phone call with a mysterious profile owner.
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No Such Thing As Meant To Be by GirlOfLetters, TheDwarvenQueen (GirlOfLetters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Dec 2024
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In Episode 2.8 Ricky shoots at Izzy, but Ed steps in to take the bullet. He dies asking Stede and Izzy to keep an eye on each other, and they are left picking up the pieces now that the centre of both of their universes is suddenly gone. It wasn't meant to be like this. But life doesn't always care about 'meant to be'.
This is a story about love after love and joy after grief and what you might find after losing your soulmate. -
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Ed takes a deep breath and then spits the words out as fast as he can, not looking Stede in the eye. “You seemed like you might be kinda interested in puppy play stuff, but I didn't know how to get you to talk about it so I bought you all this shit in case you wanted to try it but it's fine if you don't, I can return it. Well, I probably can't, because, sex stuff, but like, fuck, I don't know, I'll chuck it away. Fuckin’ burn it or something. Whatever. Pretend this never happened.”
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Or: Stede shows some interest in puppy play, and Ed is very enthusiastic about helping him explore it.
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What is an omega who isn't allowed to be an omega? What sort of omega marries a female beta in the hopes of saving the family name? Stede Bonnet knows he's about to find out as his father courts a woman he's never met and he becomes sole heir of the Bonnet family fortune. He's never had a say in his life, not really, not since the day he'd presented as an omega, but now? Now Stede has nothing to lose as he sets out to experience at least one night of being true to himself. It's worth any risk, any cost, just so he has that one night to hold onto as he bows his head to his father's whims.
Edward Teach works the ships for Hornigold, barely legal shipping and imports, but it pays the bills and fuels his desire the life of power and wealth he's always wanted. As he begins to make a name for himself he stumbles on a sweet omega in a tavern on the cusp of getting into trouble.
The scent of lavender and a pair of hazel eyes changes the course of his life forever.
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- Part 3 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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I Just Want To Make (Love To) Cheese by Dracothelizard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Midsomer Murders - All Media Types
21 Dec 2024
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But, Stede firmly reminded himself, perhaps today would be the day! The day a connoisseur of fine cheese stepped into the shop, took one look at the display counter and said, “that one. That is the cheese I have been looking for all my life.”
Stede is a wedge of cheese. Jim Caxton fucks him about it.
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It's Christmas, Ed is stressed and about to go out of his mind unless he finds a distraction. Said distraction comes in the form of an odd sex club that goes simply by The Revenge and a pony that saunters by in a mask, tail plug and jingle bells that Ed is willing to jingle all the way into a backroom.
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- Part 2 of Kinky One Offs
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For their first night at the inn, Ed and Stede come up with the perfect way to christen their new home.
Written for day 15 of Sub Stede kinkmas; Double penetration.
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Stede's on the naughty list and has to be put over Santa's knee as punishment. Can he earn his way on to the nice list?
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Just some silly fun holiday-themed porn that's a sequel "i'm already on my knees" (but can be read as a stand-alone)
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- Part 2 of Revenge Productions
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Stede sees him across the bar first.
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'Stede's not sure when it happened, but one day he had accidentally come across a porn video including piss, and the next thing he knew he was having near constant wet dreams about Ed pissing in and on him.'
A late fic for Sub Stede's 12 days of Kinkmas
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It's been a full year since Stede as bitten and Changed, but it's a year that he's had to come to terms with the wolf within himself. Ed has made things easier and Stede finds that he doesn't regret losing his humanity when he's gained a pack and family to call his own. A pack and family that, sadly, rarely give himself and Ed time on their own. After all, how can you have wild passionate sex with your boyfriend when you're surrounded with people that have preternatural hearing?
Stede and Ed decide to take their first vacation to work on Stede's new instincts by renting a cabin in the heart of a sprawling wilderness and searching for the illusive Missouri Monster AKA the Momo. A full moon with just the two of them, no pack, no interruptions, no clothes.
Until, that is, fate has other ideas when Mary, Doug and the kids want a chance to finally get to know Ed and bond as a family. Can Stede and Ed hide what they are from their family? Does the Momo really exist? And how does one go monster hunting with two children that don't realize that there really are monsters in the dark?
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- Part 4 of Our Flag Means Supernatural
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t4t sex is neat. ed and stede have some before bed.
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'We gotta do it properly. Tie your legs up.’
Stede cocks his eyebrow.
‘Could use a belt or two,' Ed continues. 'We’ll pretend you’re stranded and I’ll rescue you. Then you can thank me with your mermaid mouth.’
‘I’m pretty sure mermaids just have human mouths.’
This is a podfic of Goldfish by CobaltAugust.
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- Part 4 of Cheesecake3's Podfics
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Creeping into a dark room is like stealing candy from a baby.
Jack skulks in from the janitor's closet and makes his way through the minefield of sleeping children to his prize.
During naptime, Jack sneaks in and pays Stede a visit.
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Ed Teach is a certified star in the ballet world. His name on a poster can sell out tickets for an entire show's running easily, which is why returning to the stage after being signed off work for a year with a knee injury is particularly daunting. Ed has a legacy of his own creation to live up to, and he's determined to show everyone that his star hasn't dimmed while he's been unable to perform. He can't let anything distract him, least of all the new handsome blonde dancer at his company.
Stede Bonnet is a household name in the ballet world, but that's because he's the son of famous ballerina Sarah Bonnet and wealthy 'patron of the arts' Theodore Bonnet. Everyone has an idea of who Stede is before he even gets a chance to show them. And what he wants more than anything is to prove himself and show that he's not some little rich boy nepotism baby who bought his way into the big leagues.
However, ballet can be a cutthroat world, and when strange occurrences keep happening as the company prepares to put on a production of Swan Lake, the question has to be asked of just how far someone will go to reach the top.