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Various bits from WIPs that I'll likely never finish or will take far too long to, or snippets from the Vault. Snippets will range anywhere from fluff to fairly dark. Mostly gen/platonic.
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Sir Pentious Tiene Muchos Amigos by Sir Pentious Venezolano (TRUSKKULT), TRUSKKULT
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Dec 2024
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En donde Sir Pentious busca amigos, y muere en el intento. (Literal)
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Donde Sir Pentious por accidente consigue un harem. (A medias)
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Look, Dante loves weird things.
It’s just- his new neighborhood is a little too weird. Example: a neighbor who loves singing any time of day, a neighbor who seems to want to bite Dante’s neck, a neighbor with scarily-realistic gore-makeup abilities, and a neighbor who seemingly appears and disappears out of nowhere.
At least there’s a cute guy across the street. Although he seems hellbent on stopping Dante from interacting with any other neighbors.
or: dante, his weird neighbors, and a singular weird neighbor trying to stop him from talking with other weird neighbors
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Collection of drabbles and ficlets of TatsuHiMEMayo made by yours truly <33
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- Part 19 of Tatsuhimemayo my beloveds
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“Mikhail?” Mike repeats, incredulous. “Like—”
Will laughs way too nonchalantly. “Yeah, like the Russian version of Micheal. Isn’t that funny?”
Mike can think of a lot of words to describe this whole situation—insane is one—but funny is definitely not. What the fuck?
“So you guys are telling me that there’re going to be Russians staying at your house, one of whom has stolen my name? And that’s totally fine and normal?” Mike thinks maybe he might be acting a tad dramatic. But that’s never stopped him before.
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Mikhail Antonov comes to visit. And to ruin Mike Wheeler’s life.
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The redhead turns back to you once again. “We may have something available, but it is…unique.”
“That’s alright! I’ve been searching for a job for months, so really, I’ll take anything.”
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A house of vampires posts an ad to hire a human familiar. You're the only one who responds.
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Charles: I hate you so fucking much
Max: love you too <3
or: crack text fic of Charles drunk texting max and them hating (loving) each other
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H:MOA - Extended Trips Edition by Strawberry_Snickers
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games), 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games), Grand Theft Auto V, Tropico (Video Games), Fallout: New Vegas, Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Dec 2024
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An extended briefing of new targets throughout the multiverse.
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- Part 2 of HITMAN: Multiverse of Asssasination
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Sakura was hoping for a romantic night upon arriving home after a long day at work. Instead, she was welcomed by the sight of a familiar reptile resting its head on her husband’s lap.
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Eugene rubs his temple, trying to piece together just how he managed to get himself caught in this situation.
Uh. The multiple OSHA violations probably contributed. Just a little bit. Perhaps.
Doesn’t matter, it’s too late now, regardless. Just what awaits him in that cramped, damp, concrete cell? Certainly not a tall sexy jewel thief. Nuh-uh, no way.
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Bailey thanks Lucy in a very unexpected way after she saves her life yet again.
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- Part 8 of Blame LoyalGirlFriday
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Danny has been king for two years now but he's still dead and it's his birthday.
He's still ten while his brother is fourteen now.
Danny just wants to grieve but then he gets summoned. Just his luck.
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Who's Line Is It Anyways by JournaDog25
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), The Walking Dead (Telltale Video Game)
27 Dec 2024
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Black, White and Grey by an_evening_breeze for pekoposting (cosmic_zero)
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa Series, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
28 Dec 2024
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Pekoyama and Monokuma have a tender moment together.
Crack that got out of hand.
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malo nodo malus quaerendus cuneus by thorsbane
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Dec 2024
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“You wish me to,” Fandral raises a hand, languidly tracing a circle in the air as though sketching out the words he speaks, plucking them from an invisible script, “pretend I am courting you.”
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Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.
She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.
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Serenity, Hope and Devotion by Stained_Red
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Monster High (Cartoon 2010)
28 Dec 2024
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Don't read unless u read my other fic
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Mita was in her search for her perfect half, till she met someone unordinary, after an Accident with the portal she finds herself in a unnatural predicament one she cannot reverse. or in Other words she's trapped in the "real world".
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How to build a fence in 3 steps by omi_backup7
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
28 Dec 2024
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When you finally became his and how he subtly let everyone know.
Sylus is not the jealous type, but he is always sure to be very clear about boundaries and limits. He’s very meticulous about it and he likes to let people know whenever that changes. Like building fences for a new empty lot he just acquired so no one would misunderstand and try to get in. He’s defining property lines.
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Adventures in Titan Training by Hange_Zoes_titan
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
28 Dec 2024
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A series of drabbles and oneshots featuring Hange and a titan (reader) who clung to their sanity somehow. May or may not make coherent sense.
Reader is an abnormal titan with no specific powers other than being small and smart. Hange is Hange.
some tags are chapter specific and I'll explain in the chapter if that's the case
currently the tags that are chapter specific are crack and I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
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- Part 2 of Self Indulgent Hange Zoe