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    Mumbo did not mean to get addicted to eating the red dust.

    Really he did not.

    It just-

    Happened.

    -♡-

    Mumbo was working on a redstone circuit, and as he sprinkled redstone dust down he wondered, 'what does it taste like?'

    He took a pinch of the dust, putting it onto his tongue.

    At first he was disgusted by the flavor, but it sent a tingling sensation throughout his body.

    or, Mumbo gets addicted to eating redstone --> gets sick.

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    It’s been getting worse, lately.

    The heat was turned up so slowly that Scar didn’t even realize he was being boiled, and he was far, far gone by the time that he did. It was a spiral ride so leisurely and slow that it felt comforting to be embraced by the darkness, until the track ended, and the minecart sent Scar plunging into oblivion.

    or, just a normal story about buzzing your hair off and getting help.

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    2/2
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    After a mysterious accident leaves Xisuma with an incurable sickness, the Hermits are left to search for a miracle antidote. All the while, Evil X refuses to cooperate and Xisuma, paranoid and feverish, pushes everyone away. While the Hermits search, Xisuma quietly recalls the events that lead up to him falling ill. Perhaps the accident was merely the breaking point, and this sickness has been festering for a long, long time.

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    26/?
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    There was a child on hermitcraft.

    Scar was the one to find him. He’d been looking for Jelly, who he hadn’t seen all morning, and was now flying over Scarland looking for the kitty when he spotted someone with bright blond hair that he nearly mistook as Grian's, before processing their size.

    He was quick to land near the literal child, who looked no older than five or six seemingly wearing pajamas, with a red blanket tied around his shoulders. The kid didn’t so much as glance at him, entirely focused on the gray ball of fur in his lap. Well, at least he’d found Jelly after all, Scar thought.

    He sent off a quick message to Xisuma before approaching with a smile.

    “Well hello there! I don’t believe we’ve met, friend!”

    The kid turned to look at him, shockingly blue eyes squinting at Scar, looking him up and down. He opened his mouth to speak and Scar braced himself for a scared, lost kid to ask where he was-

    “Who the fuck are you?”

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    After Tango bans the saturated soups and honey bottles from the lobby of his decked out game, Xisuma, Cub, Stress, Grian, and Scar start mixing soups and potions for the pure curiosity of it! Too many combinations and techniques that make each batch of concoctions unique leads to endless exploration, and it seems like with every twist they put on a recipe, the entire thing flips around. More dangerous soups and potions like weakness or poison are handled with care, and everything is going smoothly... until they try to be a little more efficient with their materials and time, and accidentally get a little more careless.

    It's a problem of too many cooks in the kitchen, and unfortunately, there are 2 types of grey colored base potions known. Xisuma mixes the wrong one with his experiment.

    Xisuma drinks a Bad Soup. He blacks out.

    "And uh, one more question..." Xisuma asked. "Who are you?"

    Very bad indeed.

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    10/13
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    382
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    Secret Life is over and Xisuma welcomes back the Hermits which participated, except one.

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    The nightmares don't get better.

    If anything, they start to get worse.

    ---

    He's never had a nightmare during the day before.

    (or: there is something evil in Grian's house. a shame he can't see what it is.)

    (or: or: I feel normal about this au)

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    Scar decides to host Xisuma's first sleepover! Of course, he's got to give xir the proper sleepover treatment!

    -------

    scar and xisuma have a sleepover, do each other's makeup, and watch a movie ^^

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    Scar nodded, feeling the weight of Xisuma’s words settle over him, grounding him in the safety of that promise.

    He knew that, for now, he didn’t have to be strong or independent; he could just be… himself, however small and tired that was.

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    Inspired by @thsikasper on Tiktok
    "what if X and the other hermits were just waiting for scar to come back after the others but he just didn't :("
    (except it's my take)
    ~~~~~~~
    When Scar finally wins his first Life Series game, he doesn't know what to do.
    All he can think is that he's won, and everything should be fine, but when has it ever been?

    (I usually post every chapter and go back in revise, so if it changes from the first time you've read it, it's cause I went over it!)

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    A collection of traumas and heartbreak from the Celestial Incorporated cast, spanning from the far, far past all the way to Season 8 of Hermitcraft.

    (The majority of chapters are readable without having read the series beforehand, but it's still recommended to read the series for the full experience.)

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    Xelqua is assigned as the main Watcher for Hermitcraft; despite the admin being cold towards them, they try their best to learn how to be a player again.

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    The title was a joke I made to myself and then it had to be a thing.

    hr>

    He's just timed the Death Star's lazer to take a picture of it while it shoots the conventional tatooine home he's built.

    Instead, he hits the ground the same time it goes off. It's so loud that it physically hurts the inside and outside of his ears; if he wasn't already prone, he would've collapsed.

    There's ringing. He'll admit, he yells in pain, but he can't hear that, just ringing.

    OR, Scar accidentally becomes deaf. Whoops.

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    X tries to learn some spells and magic; it ends up backfiring on him

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    1/1
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    22
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    2/?
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    Xisuma was not smart for letting Scar babysit.

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    3
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    No one knows who the admin is, it has been like that since the second season. They think the admin is a secretive mastermind, OR A GOD.

    It's just X, he never told them because he was socially awkward back in season 2. The more time went on, the more he thought, "it would be weird to tell them now".

    There is a whole group-chat about it with some of the members(Doc, Grian, Scar, Cub, Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, Etho and Welsknight) in which they make theories about each other, if the argument is good they'll go ask them. However, X is in the group-chat as a member. He uses it as much as he can to keep them from being suspicious of him, which leads to some interesting situations.

    or

    a 8 + 1 of Xisuma narrowly missing the suspicion of the Hermits, and Xisuma finally telling them.

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    5/10
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    Two people walk into the tent, looking at the stuff.

    When Grian first arrived in the tent, he would have a fraction of hope, whenever somebody walked into the tent, but now (after being beaten, and belittled) he does not bother wasting the energy to even move.

    Both figures are wearing hoods, hiding their eyes, the slightly taller one wearing a mask over his lower face.

    The one not wearing a mask looks in Grian’s direction, and subtly elbows the mask wearing one who looks in Grian’s direction.

    “Interested in the Avian?” the tent owner, asks, “very rare this one.” he says, “stupid thing can mimic voices.”

    or, Grian is an Avian stuck in a cage, when two men (pirates) buy him.

    or,or, Grian gets trafficed -> Loved -> Found faimled -> Maybe boyfriended (or two) -> happy ending?

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    7/?
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    43
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    120
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    10
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    2,156
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    Rex, Echo, Fives, and Kix are stuck on an unfamiliar planet with inhabitants that, according to their data pad, aren't excessively friendly. They are low on supplies, and there won't be a rescue anytime soon. Echo is injured and his condition is declining fast. Kix is trying to manifest medical supplies out of pure determination. Fives is worrying about his brother. Rex is half convinced they aren't going to survive this planet.

    The title will probably change at some point.

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    3/?
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    58
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    Based on a fic by Buckeye kitty named All X wanted is a break. Read that fic first for this one to make full sense^^

    Tysm BuckeyeKitty for letting me do this!

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    69
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    3
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    796

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