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    Izzy Hands is dead.

    Izzy Hands is dead and the world is still turning, the sea is still moving, and Stede thinks – with a muted sort of rage – that someone ought to turn off the sun.

    No, he thinks, this can’t be how it ends.

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    Stede, like Orpheus, sets out to return what was lost.

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    A semi re-write of the ending of Season One and all of Season Two, Izzy apologized for what he did and tried to help Edward instead of kicking him when he was already down. The Kraken appaers after Edward spends some time on the Anne, nearly killing Stedes crew and Izzy in the process.
    Stede returns to a shell of a human and isn't welcomed as much as he wanted, and is surprised to find Izzy in a new light.

     

    I love Zheng but she only shows up a little and isn't part of the main story much. Ricky is a bitch and doesn't exist at all.

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    Izzy is blindsided when Stede’s behavior towards him suddenly turns strange and overly friendly. He thought after giving his blessing for him and Ed to be together that they’d try their best to avoid one another.

    Then it comes out that Stede has actually been *courting* him this whole time.

    A decision which leads to some of the worst, and best, years of their lives.

    *a rewrite of ‘our type of people’*

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    Izzy doesn't have any interest in meeting his new neighbor. The good news is that the universe has decided he's going to meet him anyway.

    (Written for Izzy Hands Bingo for the prompts Tattoo Shop/Flower Shop AU and Tattoos)

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    Stede Bonnet is a door to door saleswoman providing the wives of suburbia with their cosmetics. Makeup, skin care, perfume, she loves making women feel beautiful.

    One day, she stumbles across the right house.

    [For the 2024 Izzy Hands Bingo. Prompts: Summer, Touch Starved, Stede Bonnet, and Gender Swap]

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    Izzy makes an attempt to find out for himself why Stede's sexual skills so effectively seduced Blackbeard. Unfortunately for both of them, Stede and Ed have never actually slept together, and Stede's completely out of his depth.

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    2/?
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    25
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    1,898
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    The first time Israel Hands aches to get to know someone, is when he is 15 years old. Edward teach doesn’t reciprocate the feeling.

    The second time it happens, Stede Bonnet does.

    What Israel Hands likes about him is that Stede Bonnet could hurt him. Or at least he thinks he could. He has to earn his respect. He has to deserve him, knowing that it’s an impossible task. He needs him, just based on the idea of him.

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    A canon-rewrite where Izzy is the one who wants to meet Stede.

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    8/8
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    42
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    Do you believe in Heaven like you believed in me?

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    Stede and Izzy met as teenagers, only to find each other once again in The Revenge.

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    Izzy had had an absolutely shit day to round out an absolutely shit week. It had started with Izzy finding out that his son had cut the arms off of all his school jumpers in an attempt to look more like Edward with his cut-off leather jacket, add that to a couple of bad ADHD days for Jude and manic days for Edward culminating in yet another blow-out fight with Edward about the idea of Jude being home-schooled, and Izzy’s patience was completely run through.
    So he was already completely on edge before fucking Bonnet had even walked in the door with his rowdy band of idiots.

    the modern version of how steddyhands came to be but Izzy is trans and he and Ed have a kid

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    “Oh fuck me, I’m fine,” Izzy grit out. He got a hand beneath him to push himself up, but his vision whitened out, and he could feel hands holding him upright when he swayed again. “Just- fuck-” he coughed again, coughed until he felt like he’d be bringing up a lung, and when he was done it was probably Ed and Stede keeping him upright more than himself.

    “Well,” Stede sounded a little shaken up, but then again, what didn’t spook Stede? “You and I must have very different definitions of fine, Israel, because- God you look awful,” there was a pause, before, “Not in a- I’m not trying to insult you, I just-”

    “He’s got it, mate,” Ed interjected before Izzy could ask for someone to throw Stede from the ship. “Why don’t we get you settled in our room, yeah?”

    -

    or; izzy gets sick and refuses to get help until he’s forced to, whilst struggling with his own feelings about stede and ed

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    One never expects to find an abandoned Omega on the side of the road when driving home; but that is exactly what Stede Bonnet stumbles upon one winters day.

    Left in a smoking, broken down truck Izzy Hands is at the lowest point in his life…and thats saying something. Abandoned by his alpha and left with nothing he has no choice but to trust the strange blonde alpha before him.

    The decision to follow Stede home leads him to find the things he’s been longing for his entire life; a home, a pack, a family.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    Stede Bonnet is a romantic, so when he falls for Izzy... well, let's just say that telling him is not enough.

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    318
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    Плохая ночь в неплохой компании.

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    “You said it yourself, Izzy,” Stede said while he tugged his boot on. “Captain’s got to know the conditions aboard the ship.”
    “And that includes the sleeping conditions, aye?” Izzy asked. The wood he whittled felt smooth in his hand, the knife handle worn and rough.
    “Sure. Why not.”
    “Giving up your comfy bed in your private room to sleep above deck —”
    “You can sleep in my bed, then, since you’re so concerned.”
    Izzy snorted, applied too much pressure on his next push stroke. “Bonnet, I’ve gone years without sleeping on a fucking mattress. If I start now, my body’ll fucking kill me.”
    Stede shrugged and got up from the captain’s chair. “Suit yourself.”

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    25
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    1,338
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    Maybe they’ve been at it for hours. Stede fancies that Izzy has enough perverse determination and sheer stubborn strength to keep on like that, and Ed, well. Ed loves to be edged, some sort of punishment-reward he both craves and fears, tears sticky-bright in his lashes by the end of it, pleas spilling from his mouth like pearls all knotted in a line, heavy and precious.

    But Ed’s also incapable of staying this quiet for that long, so.

    Probably just a quickie.

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    37
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    Izzy is convalescing in the captains’ cabin, and he’s being a shit about it. Stede finds himself stepping into a new role.
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    Verse exploring how Izzy sensory-seeks in less than productive ways and how Stede guides him and Ed towards better ways of coping with their needs.

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    104
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    4
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    715
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    “He wants to watch you fuck me,” Izzy runs his fingers through Stede’s hair. “Remember?”

    Stede answers the same way he did the very first time: with a kiss.

    Not a breath is wasted — hot familiarity shocks them into quick action. Stede spreads Izzy’s thighs wide, he then holds his cock and jerks it slowly, and says—

    —just like that first night—

    “You want my cock so bad?” And Izzy can hear a Stede, Past and Present, taunting him. He leans down, licking a fat stripe of Izzy’s sweat up from his shoulder to his jawbone, and whispers, “Come and take it.”

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    There is so much that happens here - we start at date night, then move to road head, then cuckolding and then some. I didn't even mention the breeding kink. All in all, these old men are so horny (and head over heels) for one another. Enjoy!

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    131
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    28
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    2,193
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    Izzy gets roped into Bonnet-typical madness and is dressed up to play his wife for a fuckery.

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    1,056
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    Months past a reunion of the Captains and crew of the Revenge, all is smooth sailing, but one issue remains: Stede Bonnet can't swordfight for shit.
    After Ed takes notice of Izzy saving his ass countless times and gives the command, it becomes Izzy's problem, leaving Izzy to suffer with how maddeningly attractive Stede apparently is with a sword and some confidence.

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    1/1
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    39
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    240
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    30
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    2,593
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    Stede and Israel Hands-Bonnet are a struggling married couple looking for a fresh start. They’ve purchased a gorgeous dilapidated Victorian estate on the coast of Maine- or well, Stede purchased it, on a whim, without asking, and now Izzy is set on cleaning up his mess- fixing up the place to flip it for a tidy profit before they can finally call it quits. They weren’t counting on the bewitching spirit of Blackbeard within the house altering their perceptions- of themselves, their relationship, and how to love each other better.

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    English
    Words:
    22,306
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    913

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