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[Podfic] Biggest Dick in the Business by Oddfront, RsCreighton, TwoBoredBenches
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
26 Sep 2024
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There’s movement in the room next door, and footsteps, and then the door opens and a frankly gorgeous young man bounces into the room. Peter has the fleeting thought that he’s far too pretty to be a hunter. The young man stops at the foot of the bed, hands on hips, and just…stares. The weight of his gaze is unsettling to say the least.
After what feels like hours, the man’s face breaks into a wide smile, and he says, “It’s really you. In my house. Oh my god, you probably hear this all the time, but I’m your number one fan.”
And right then is when Peter realizes why this whole thing seems familiar. Because of course. His life is a horror movie now.
He’s been kidnapped by a cut-rate version of Annie Wilkes.
Or, the one in which Peter is a porn star who wakes up strapped to a strange bed, but it's not what he thinks.
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He wasn’t opposed per se but one, a freaking high school reunion and two, does the boy not really have anyone else to ask?
“I mean,” his face was dejected as he answered. “Not really. My best friend Scott but he’s already going with this girlfriend. Maybe a couple of others but they would bitch the whole time. With you, you seem like you would have fun being petty and stuff. And there’s free food.”
He wasn’t totally wrong. He could be catty and play up the part of being a doting alpha. “Okay, say if I agree, what do I get in return?” Peter is not attending any gathering with a bunch of people half his age without some kind of reciprocity.
The eye roll was expected. “ I would like to say a fun evening out but I have a feeling that is not what you’re looking for. I’m almost afraid to ask.”
Clever boy. “Well, yes, I wouldn’t mind bending you over the sofa and having my way with you once more. However, you moaning like a porn star may disturb my nephew. But,” he reached over next to himself and grabbed the throw pillow. Tossing it on floor between his legs, Peter grinned. “I do have another idea.”
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Opening the front door to his dwelling, Peter breathed in his home’s scent to ground him. The house’s earthy aroma of pine and cedar infiltrated his nostrils as he clanked the keys in the bowl by the door. Shutting the door behind him and toeing off his shoes, his wolf’s hackles immediately rose as the fragrance of security and comfort began to intermingle with underlying scents of ozone, metal, and was that chocolate?
Taking more practiced steps towards the source, his claws elongated from his finger tips and his fangs protruded from his gum line. Approaching the kitchen where not only the origin was emitting from but a jackrabbit heartbeat was thumping to an unknown beat. Peter growled when he saw the strange figure sitting at his kitchen table like he owned the place. The young man who had wispy brown hair and a mole dotted face was drinking soda from a can and had his feet plopped up on an adjacent chair.
He almost seemed unperturbed by Peter’s presence due to his relaxed status in a werewolf’s home. Either he was naïve or just dumb. “I was wondering when you would finally get home.”
Just dumb it is.
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eh-pih-tome, ee-pit-oh-me by FailWolf (KateaWolf13) for Bunnywest
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
19 Dec 2023
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They were the epitome of a snarky couple.
Only... they weren't dating.
Even if the pack thought they were.It all changed when a new alpha came to strike up an allegiance, offering mating and marriage.
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The thing is, they're not dating. They're not anything to one another beyond a quick tumble beneath the sheets now and again. Honestly, Peter isn't entirely sure Stiles even likes him.
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But things can change.
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Batman? Who's He? We've Got Spiderman. by Rei_Archer
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Feb 2023
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What if the Dark Knight never rose? What if Gotham had a different protector? One who was willing to be seen, to put himself in the spotlight, not for the glory or the fame, but for the people he protected. Batman never came to Gotham. Wayne Enterprise stands tall with Bruce Wayne at the head. But so does Gotham's first hero. So does Spiderman.
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Stiles always teased the pack - not his pack - about their furry little problem. They never really got why he was so amused since his other ridiculous jokes never filled the room with the sweet smell matching his laughter quite as much. Then Boyd almost dies and they find out why he kept out of the pack - his own furry problem wasn't so little.
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Scott, Kira, the Hale pack, their alpha, and Peter are stranded after a concert. They all call Stiles one by one to ask for a ride
Which member does Stiles run to the rescue for?
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Getting ready for FBI training Stiles has to get his head shaved. Lydia hates it. Boyd loves it. Does the buzzcut stay or go?
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"Everyone relax. No-one's telling him anything. Although if push comes to shove Petey it should be you" Stiles points at his ex.
"Me???"
"You're his alpha! Fake parental concern and manipulative submission of pack is your job!"
"Like always I disagree. You're his boyfriend! Wait until dusk and tell him at night" Peter suggests.
"Whhhhhhy?"
"Because disappointing your boyfriend in the bedroom is your job!" Peter snarls
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Boyd has happily embraced singing as a new hobby, the only problem is, he's not very good at it. Which one of the pack will have to finally tell him?
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- Part 3 of Stoyd: Fluffy longer one shots!
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Family don't end in blood, and it can stretch across the world. Even from a hidden underground Bunker, to a little town called Beacon Hills. It needs to be protected, guarded. But it is often questioned. People make choices, and have secrets, to keep who they love safe. It never ends well, but it could always end worse.
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A Spider's Kidnapping by ADGAEA
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616
04 Oct 2021
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Peter Parker is initially targeted as a means to ensure cooperation by Tony Stark. This eventually spurs into something different, and the spider is caught by someone much worse than his original kidnapper. Peter's a very popular target when it comes to kidnapping, and somehow, Tony Stark must find a way to get his kid back after multiple subsequent kidnappings.
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- Part 5 of ADGAEA's Whumptober ------ 2021
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Prompt from Pintrest- "I know you still love me"
One shot/ Stiles goes to help Peter with a fast getaway, but Peter as always isn't as grateful as he should be.......
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cut it out by parkrstark
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Oct 2021
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Being tied together and held in one spot is a recipe for disaster when Peter can't sit still and quiet for longer than a minute. Tony would have warned their kidnapper if he would have listened.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2021
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“That’s pretty new,” Peter muttered aloud, perched on the side of a building in Midtown and staring intently at the man in a full on metal rhino costume destroying the front of a Well’s Fargo. The police that had responded to the call had drawn their weapons and were perched behind their cars, clearly just as baffled and making no attempts to stop or prevent the crime.
(For the Summer of Whump on Tumblr Day 26 - Asphyxiation)
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- Part 24 of Summer of Whump 2021
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“Is that really all you got?” Peter asked, spitting out a mouthful of blood and one of his incisors in the direction of his kidnapper. A few droplets of blood landed on the man’s hands to mix with the blood that was already dripping from his brass knuckles. The tooth clinked across the floor until it landed beside his foot - Peter really hated when his teeth got knocked out but at least this time it was one of the fake ones that had already been replaced and not one of his actual teeth.
(For the Summer of Whump on Tumblr Day 11 - Whipping)
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- Part 9 of Summer of Whump 2021
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Peter frowned and blinked his eyes open. Everything was bright, and dark. Huh, maybe this is what Han had felt like. Everything was a big dark blur and a big bright blur all at once. He closed his eyes, his head felt fuzzy and his senses were on overload. He heard someone's hand come toward him, then pain in his jaw as a hit landed. "Ouch...no need to get violent, I just want five more minutes."
"Smartass, just like your fucking father. Get up, boy."
"Just like my what?" Peter asked, opening his eyes again. There were two bulky men in the small, cement room with one bright light. Classic kidnapping. Peter was starting to wonder if their was a villian handbook. He moved his arms, finding them tied to the chair, not even behind his back, and only by ropes...these guys were idiots. He was going to call them Thug 1 and Thug 2.
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I'm a crisis to myself |on hiatus| by The_Bubble
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
03 Feb 2020
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Peter has been Spider-Man for about three years now and had faced some crazy scenarios, met new people who he has found family in, and questioned his morality. Of course Parker Luck has to strike again as he gets closer to his crush and of course his childhood heroes. Keeping his identity a secret was already hard to keep from May, Ned, and MJ. Now former spies, new boss, Gods, powerful women, The Harley Keener, The Bruce Banner is not making it any easier. Of course the him in another universe have to make his life harder too. Why not.
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Inside these walls he screams by RenSweets
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Oct 2019
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“Can you hear me?” The question is loud and makes him wince as his ears finally come back online. He wishes they wouldn't have now, not when that deep voice makes his head throb and his eyes pulse behind his closed lids.
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- Part 1 of It started with a cage
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Pumpkin Spice and Maple Pecan by MettleArmour
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Apr 2019
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In a world where Wade and Peter are both students who go to the same university a shared love of crazy liberal courses, dark humour and sugary beverages leads to an unlikely friendship.