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    4 years have passed since the Akastuki group temporarily split off under Peins-sama's command. Returned and back together, Akastuki is back together and on track to continue with their plans of the Moon eye plan capturing bijou and jinjuricki alike. Now stronger than ever Naruto is ready to show the world.
    But with many other strange people popping up trying their own way of world peace, Naruto's past comes back to her, especially with the strange Anbu Hunter ninja squad designed to capture her. Will Akatsuki weather the storm and stay as the red clouds they claim to be?
    Especially when the risk of death and losing each other is on the horizon.

    Dark!Naruto, Fem! Naruto, morally gray and cynical, yet fiercely intelligent, will feature also a major character death is the future embrace!
    currently: Shippuden
    Soon: Mukade Arc

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    Naruto Uzumaki may appear to be a harmless, stupid Genin at first glance, but beneath the surface, she’s like a Rubik’s cube with endless complexities. Born with striking red hair and sky-blue eyes, all she ever received from Konoha was hatred. After losing the last person who cared for her—killed by the village’s hidden evil, Danzo—Naruto decides to make a desperate gamble. With nothing left to lose, she chooses to join the dangerous Akatsuki, an organization with a twisted vision for world peace. Together with Kurama, the ninetails, her only ally, she seeks to change the world, even if it means sacrificing herself in the process. Little did she expect to find more acceptance among criminals than in her own village.

    Dark!Naruto, Fem!Naruto, morally gray and cynical, yet fiercely intelligent
    currently: epilogue
    soon: Kamikaze Shippuden!

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    KakaObi accidently going to the past to team minato and causing chaos to their younger selfs

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    Aizawa’s eye twitched, his frustration clear. “You just…left me there. With a corpse!”

     

    Kakashi blinked innocently, gesturing at Obito. “It was an old friend. We had… catching up to do.”

     

    Aizawa crossed his arms, visibly unimpressed. “You don’t just disappear with a strage man for ice cream.”

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    English is not my first language

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    “Do we also have to wear eyepatches?” Naruto wondered. “Is that, like, our team dress code?”

    Sakura and Sasuke both turned to look at him like he was clinically insane.

    God, these kids were already trying to drive them insane.

    “No,” Obito said and didn’t bother elaborating.

    “Okay, but what if I want to wear an eyepatch?” Naruto posed instead.

    “Then I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait until you lose an eye like the rest of us,” Kakashi said lightly, smiling.

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    Obito and Sasuke get janked into the waring era.
    Sasuke wants Obito dead.
    Obito wants Madara to suffer.
    Madara and Izuna have questions.
    The Senju brothers are watching and laughing at the Uchiha brothers.

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    (none of these characters except y/n are mine)
    - cross-posted on Wattpad
    - [Only the adults are father figures]
    - This takes place in the Shippuden

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    I like the concept of Rin surviving and Obito still becoming the masked man. So I wanted to do my own version of that concept.

    The AU is called the Uchiha Ghost AU.

    This takes place 2 years after Naruto's birth. Kakashi is a Anbu shinobi, Rin is the three tails Jinchuriki, Obito is secretly the masked man known as Tobi…

    THIS IS NOT A FANFIC, ITS A LIST OF HEADCANONS.

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    There's a new member in Itachi's team and despite his best efforts, he can't help but dislike him.

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    Obito didn't know what to expect after joining ANBU but it certainly helps that his Captain is so easy to tease.

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    Uchiha Obito thought he was as good as gone. Dead. Cast out from the living realm. Currently being sent to Jigoku to pay for all his mortal sins.

    He expected darkness, utter silence, the cold embrace of death squeezing at his airway as the grim reaper dragged him to hell. A place he surely belonged right next to the devil himself.

    So how did he somehow end up in a place also ironically called the underworld, surrounded by a vast arrange of strange creatures and plants looking for a stupid fruit that apparently granted one everlasting life?

    The idea beats him.

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    Or in which Uchiha Obito gets transmigrated into the world of Hell’s Paradise, searching for something called the elixir of immortality just so he can have a peaceful life with his presently amnesiac friend.

    He didn’t say he was gonna just give them the elixir when he found it though.

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    The Akatsuki gang are a thorn in the Konoha Police Department's side, and Detectives Kakashi and Tenzou are working to take them down. One bust might have finally given them the lead they need, but it also brought in a new face from another crime family, and he seems to have made it his personal mission to annoy Kakashi. The detective tries to not be too bothered, even if he has a headache from the guy, so long as it doesn't keep him from doing his job. Which, in Konoha, is never easy...

    Art and story idea by crowsizna, story by hkandi

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    There are many rumours about the Uchiha, some unfounded, downright ridiculous but the one rumour that no one who’s known an Uchiha up close would doubt is - Uchiha can’t hold their alcohol….it does things to those sharingan freaks! Obito starts swaying almost immediately and Kakashi tries to steady him. “Obi - Obito? You ok deadlast?” Kakashi slurs.

    “Ofcourse I am not ok - BAKA - This is all so stupid - the stupid…..….eye of moon plan……….."

    Or Obito and Kakashi get drunk and they deal with the fourth great ninja war - Drunken Sharingan style

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    Иногда даже такому гению, как Какаши Хатаке, нужна рука помощи.

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    After Naruto promised Obito that he'd be Hokage. He finally felt it was time to go into the afterlife, but he couldn't go to where Rin was. He could never go there after everything that's happened.

    Well, that's what he wanted to say.

    Instead, he gets flung into the world of unOrdinary. Where he meets and helps our friends John, Seraphina, Arlo, Remi, and more! Guess he's in for a long path to life.

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    (Discontinued)
    Obito realises a crucial fact about himself; he's not four years old. He's 35 and, although he once was four, he certainly shouldn't be now.

    Because he died. At 35. At the hands of a mad Goddess, who wanted to kill her grandsons. Who wanted the complete opposite of world peace.

    But, he is. His body is small and his muscles weak. Bones stretchable in young age yet brittle all the same, weary with a lifetime of crimes. There's emptiness inside him, where something irreplaceable had been - now, it's gone, not there, as if the years of pain and practice were insignificant. As if the gift he had nurtured so, had been deemed too precious for him to possess.

    Loss fills his every step, weightless, helpless, righteous. A beast that had been stripped of its claws. It's thick fur, fangs, blood-red eyes... All non-existent.

    Left to live, even though it's as good as a death sentence. Left to lick it's wounds and try to crawl to the top, when fate itself had deemed it useless. Left to die.

    OR:
    Obito reincarnates in BNHA, and as every shinobi of his calibre would do, promptly has a mental break-down. It lasts and it lasts, but then... It gets better.

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    “Oh yes, and this too,” she says, and then from somewhere plucks out a buttery pale scroll the length of her arm, and deposits that on top of the dumplings.

    Kakashi looks at the Scroll of a Thousand Cranes, the secondary mission objective, and makes a “huh” noise.

    Rin and Obito have been taking care of his missions more and more these days. That’s probably a good reason to finally request being taken off active roster, considering Rin and Obito are figments of Kakashi’s imagination. Or coma. Or whatever drug-induced stupor he might’ve gotten himself into. No one’s complaining, not the higher ups or even his ANBU teams, which makes the latter two options very rather likely. Mainly since the last two options translate to: nothing that happens to Kakashi is actually happening.

    (Or: Hatake Kakashi and his two (not) hallucinatory dead best friends.)

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    "I'm a literal fire breathing dragon."

    "But you're not though"

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    "So," Kiba asks, "what's up with the creepy asshole in the basement?"

    Deidara blinks, caught off guard, but before he can say anything Hidan huffs. “Basement?” he demands. “What fucking basement?”

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    "So," Kiba asks, "what's up with the creepy asshole in the basement?"

    Deidara blinks, caught off guard, but before he can say anything Hidan huffs. “Basement?” he demands. “What fucking basement?”

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    “C'mon kid,” Jiraiya wheedled, “Just do me this one, tiny, itsy-bitsy favor, yeah? Watch the shop for me while I go out of town? I’ll owe you one.”

    Minato crossed his arms as he looked at the thirty-nine year old attempting, and failing, to sway him with ‘puppy-dog eyes’, “Are you going to pay me for the work?”

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