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    First part of what is probably going to be really obnoxiously long series. Things get weird between Toki and Skwisgaar, Pickles and Toki, and Pickles and Skwisgaar. Skwisgaar starts playing mind games with Toki that he can't win, while Pickles struggles with feelings for Toki he assumes are unrequited. Pickles and Skwisgaar get caught up in an occasionally violent and jealous fight over the band's youngest member.

    Warning: Will explore dark themes like child abuse later. Hopefully not a surprise to anyone already here but, y’know. You’ve been warned.

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    11/?
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    Knubbler works out that Murderface is hiding something. Luckily he has a solution to get rid of the demon without killing him.

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    It's been a couple months since Toki's return from Magnus and he seems to be settling pretty well, but unfortunately for everyone, healing isn't linear, and the most vulnerable parts of Toki's psyche are beginning to reveal themselves. How capable Dethklok is at handling these “new” struggles, well, that's up to them to decide.

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    Toki Wartooth has something of a breakdown after a trigger during sex. The rest of the band grow concerned and try to help him fix his sex life. Not because they care or anything, but because Tokis scaring the hot babes away! We get an inside look into Tokis trauma and trauma responses.

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    4/9
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    32
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    Pickles can feel a tingle of static intuition in the air as the members of Dethklok were sitting around and surfing TV channels. He can't figure it out until he sees his long lost best friend from Wisconsin, Lucy Skye Desmond, in a mug shot. The boys watch the news as she dances in her yard while her house burns, following the murder of her abusive husband. With a strong desire to help her get her life back and bring her back into his, Pickles approaches Charles and asks for him to help his friend out. None of them could ever expect how she's about to fit into their lives.

    Lucy, daughter of a high Pagan priest, has practiced magick since childhood. But when she performs a chaotic ritual in the heat of feminine rage, she unleashes power the likes of which she doesn't realize she's capable of. As magick begins to bleed into the mundane, will Lucy be able to find balance in her new life and within the confines of an ancient Prophecy?

    Canon divergent alternate universe that follows the canon timeline. Begins between Season 2 Episode 4 and Episode 5.

    ***Mind the tags!!! 🖤 Tags will be updated as the story progresses, including relationship tags as they appear.

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    20/?
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    "This is a safe space, Pickles. It's just you and me and all these sweet little banana stickers."

    "Okay. I can safely say that I would like to break your jaw."

    Dr. Twinkletits frowned and closed the banana sticker box.

     

    Months after stopping the Metalocalypse, Pickles finds himself desperately trying to keep the band afloat - until he physically can't anymore.
    The bottom of a bottle can't prescribe the pills to fix this. He goes to the psychiatrist.

    (Title from Falsettos)

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    William battles his internalized homophobia; but meeting Knubbler might have been his life saver.

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    1/?
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    There is no guide to managing beasts that possessed the body of men, Charles in fact has checked.
    The beast tamer- as he referred to himself as, because honestly he's the only one capable of keeping them at least somewhat manageable, knew only that he was born to find them and in a way, keep the world safe from whatever the five beasts could manage to get up to.
    There was no rhyme or reason he could figure out as to why the devil would create them and himself, but he did, and perhaps he was just getting back at Charles personally for something he did in a past life, or maybe it was just a sick joke against god, regardless, Charles was going to find out how to keep track of his beasts.
    Even if he had to die again, and again and again...

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    After his rescue from nearly becoming a human sacrifice to The Tribunal, Skwisgaar is finally, safely, back in Dethklok. Everything should go back to the way it was. Or so he hoped.
    The band struggles to cope with their newest traumatic experience after Charles forces them into the most brutal situation imaginable: attending group therapy.
    Where they must face their demons or be consumed by them.

    Sequel to A One Guitar(s) Band

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    After Toki got rescued.
    He changed into the worst.

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    basically my obsession grew so much i made OCs and a fucking fan fiction. That's not my first language so I'm sorry. First time in YEARS i wrote a fan fiction.

    Charles found a band back in Russia and got them under his contract. But is that all? Find out or don't

    Lili: the drummer, 5,4' , she always has her guard up
    Toby: Lead guitarist, 5,5' , He has a crush on Pickles, he's a very happy person in general
    Blaine: Lead singer, rhythm guitarist, 6,8', doesn't talk much, has a problem with Dethklok and the English language

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    ⚠️ MAJOR ARMY OF THE DOOMSTAR SPOILERS WARNING ⚠️

    After the not-really-end-of-the-world Nathan was advised to start seeing a therapist. He reluctantly complied. For the most part, things were going smoothly, but sometimes the sessions made him more uncomfortable than he bargained for. Unfortunately, he knew his therapist was right.

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    1/1
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    Charles Foster Offdensen wakes up in a hotel room in Vegas to an unpleasant surprise.

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    Though Lucius never saw his father again, that didn't mean he never heard him.

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    An incident with the yardwolves results in the son of Skwisgaar Skwigelf gaining a new best friend.

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    6
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    This story has been living in my brain rent-free for almost ten years. It’s special to me because Metalocalypse was literally my introduction to fandom. So, I’m finally giving in and writing the damn thing, because why not?

    An attempt at a satisfactory reconciliation between Magnus and Dethklok post-Doomstar. Kind of a character study. Eventual Hammertooth.

     

    This will contain a lot of canon-typical gruesomeness, canon-typical substance abuse, and some very canon-atypical self-awareness. Also some horny shit, because come on.

    I tagged for rape/non-con just to be safe, but it is only referenced/implied and non-explicit.

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    134,279
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    2,285
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    Something cute about The Spot or something, but like before he became The Spot. Maybe I'll do something about him and his holes later

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    After the resignation of Charles Offdensen, Edgar Jomfru is appointed as his successor. He has a lot to learn.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    401
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    Mordhaus was home to beasts masquerading as men, and the world worshipped them, lived and breathed for them.
    And yet there were those who wanted nothing more than to exploit them, to slaughter them repeatedly even if they always came back. When they finally get their hands on one of them, they're reluctant to let their beast go.
    The beast may be tamed and tempered, but all chains can be broken.
    Can't they?

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    English
    Words:
    30,765
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    677
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    A story of making dreams coming true, not without a few bumps in the road. But don't worry James T. Kirk is not alone he has his family at his side.

    Language:
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    4,263
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    424

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