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“Think you're some type of comedian, huh, Harold.” Louis said, shoving the alpha’s ID back his way.
“Oh no, not at all.” Harry said earnestly, tucking the card back in his wallet. “I will warn you ahead of time though to use my full Christian name sparingly. Nothing else gets me going like memories of my mum properly scolding me. Don’t even think about throwing my middle name in there or I really won’t be able to contain myself.”
Louis balked at him, eyes wide with surprise more than anything else. Harry flashed his teeth, holding out his hand, “Harry, will do.”
Snapping his mouth closed, Louis resumed his glower, “Louis, then.”
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In a world where omegas are at the top of the totem pole, Louis Tomlinson establishes himself as the successful CEO of a prestigious company. Nothing and no one brings him down until his own biological clock comes into play.
In a world where alphas are at the bottom tier of society, Harry Styles scrapes by taking on any odd job he can find. When the opportunity to help a certain omega through their heat falls into his lap he is powerless to decline. Not when there is money to be made.
~~Summary may change. Updates every Tuesday~~
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Just go with it ~ Larry version by sabsi123567
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Styles - Fandom, Louis Tomlinson - Fandom
11 Dec 2024
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A plastic surgeon convinces his assistant to join him along with his young boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii and pose as his ex-husband to cover up a lie, but he ends up complicating the situation further.
Aka Harry is a plastic surgeon wo got his heart broken and never wants to ever fall in love again. Louis is his assistant who would do anything for Harry. Even if he needs to fly to Hawaii and pretend to be Harrys fake-husband.
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a flicker of hope that i wanna keep (please don’t leave) by localopa
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
28 Nov 2024
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harry is in love with louis, and he had thought louis felt the same until he accidentally left his journal in harry’s home. he knows he shouldn’t have read it, especially when it only proved to be a reality check he didn’t want. once harry finds the green-eyed, curly haired, gangly fucker that’s stolen louis’ heart, he’d like to have a strong word with him.
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Tired of having no experience, they decided to have sex together. Louis and Harry are two friends who have sex.
Excited storyline with a bit a drama and smut. Ziam included.
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my love is yours if you’re willing to take it (give me your heart ‘cause I ain't gonna break it) by EllisMais154
Fandoms: The Ultimate Sidemen
17 Nov 2024
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From the day they’d first met, when Harry was freshly seventeen, and JJ a little bit older, Harry had always had this… thing, where he could go from being deep and philosophical about the universe, to saying the most heart breaking, profound thing that JJ had ever heard in his life, his thoughts flitting between one idea to the next like a nervous butterfly, unsure of its path, uncertain of its next destination.
Today was no different.
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OR:Harry and JJ get high. Some truths are finally unveiled.
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My art journey, accompanied by an idiot couple.
It's just art and a little rambling.
You dont need to wait for it to finish to see, not unless I stop drawing them. I'll be updating whenever I draw something new for my fics or for fun.
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Harry is a 28 year old Alpha who just got his heart broken by his long-term boyfriend. What happens when he meets Louis, a 30 year-old omega who is the spitting image of his ex? Sparks fly and hearts get on the line... Will Harry be able to understand his feelings before it's too late and he loses everything ?
Or - The one where Harry is a stupid (stubborn) Alpha who can't understand what his heart is trying to tell him after the worst heartbreak of his life, and Louis is the sweet omega who arrives out of nowhere, wanting nothing more than being loved and cherished.
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Tras todo propósito, Louis no quiere hacer lo que su madre le ordena, pero sin un lugar al que pueda llamar hogar, el sabe que esta entre la espada y la pared.
Cuando su madre le dice que tiene que prostituirse para ganar dinero, ella sabe lo que hace.
Louis no. Ahora tendrá que lidiar con su embarazo.
Con Harry siendo un jodido alfa que ama su trabajo y odia las relaciones, un bebé encamino es lo menos que necesita o tal vez, solo tal vez en el fondo será su salvación. -
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Louis and Harry share a hammock on their well-deserved break.
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Louis felt his chest tighten considerably, tears rapidly pouring down his cheeks in a way where control seemed out of his reach. His heart remained guarded, however, he couldn’t let the question that had been dangling over his head this past month slip away. “Do you still love me?” His voice came out as a timid whimper.
Louis observed Harry’s eyes soften like marshmallows as he let out the longest sigh that could put a deflating balloon to shame. “Of course I do. I never stopped loving you.”
Or the one where Louis and his boyfriend Harry’s seemingly perfect relationship undergo tribulations they’d never faced before when Harry’s colleague, Maria takes a step too far into their lives.
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Matrimonio por conveniencia, ¿resultará bien?
"Mientras uses estos anillos, eres mío; ningún otro hombre tiene derecho a tocarte. Nunca jodidamente lo permitiría."
"¿Y el anillo en tu dedo?"
"Dice que estoy fuera de límites, al igual que tú."
Está historia es una adaptación del libro "The Favor" de Suzanne Wright.
⚠ La historia está narrada en primera persona.
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Harry and Louis are childhood best friends. After getting a taste of each other right before they go to separate collages, when Harry returns home after 5 years, will their friendship be weird? Or will it be something more special than either of them dared to dream of?
One where Louis has a YouTube channel with a following, and Harry comes home after a long time apart. After getting excited about his friend’s success thus far, Harry offers new ideas to keep the explore page interesting.
Starts off a little awkward, but it gets better soon.
Sam and Colby aren’t in this fic but it is low key inspired by their friendship.
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When Harry gets bit in the line of duty, he doesn’t want to bother Severus for a cure, when it gets infected. Hermione intervenes, because of course she does.
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- Part 15 of HarrySeverus Oneshots
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He’s scarred. He can’t see past his scars. Thankfully, Severus can.
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- Part 8 of HarrySeverus Oneshots
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“Are you aware of those brain worm parasites which spread to humans through cat feces? And that is how they manipulate humans into taking care of them?”
That could be the only explanation, right? That someone handed me tainted pizza?
“Is that why you’re snorting bleach right now, Harry?”
The one falsely called Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle is an extraterrestrial who accidentally crash lands on the wrong orbital body. He must now navigate the complex social circles of humans and pretend to do taxes in order to hide among them while he plans their demise. But can he complete his mission, when the primitive creatures start making him feel emotions in his taint he has never felt before? Will he go through with his mission, or risk getting fired from his unpaid internship? Well don’t just stand there! Why are you still standing there? Read to find out!
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you weren't supposed to die (before I could kiss you) by DobbyRocksSocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2024
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With no other choice, Draco runs to Harry, Ron and Hermione for help. What follows is cross country camping, Horcruxes, and maybe even a bit of bonding. Draco's just scared Harry is going to make his hair turn grey. A retelling of Deathly Hallows, with Draco along for the ride. Warning for bad language, and canon like violence.
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- Part 2 of Friendship Goals
- Part 1 of HarryDraco Oneshots
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This is just all a stupid joke
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- English
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- 1/1
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It didn't hurt. Didn't ache anymore. The band broke up, it was a distant memory. That all had there own albums, own lives. But when a strange call comes in from an older man. Things change. They would get new management, would get freedom. But half the members barely got along, so how the hell would it work out.
So really what could go wrong when their on their We Are Home reunion tour.
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“What the fuck are you staring at?” Louis suddenly snaps and Harry’s eyes quickly dart from where they had strayed to Louis’ arms, bare biceps on display now that his hoodie has been lost somewhere between crawling to the bathroom and returning again.
Harry tries to mask his embarrassment with a quick remark, but all that comes out is a bitter snap. “Was just thinking about how glad I am that high school is over. That I’ll be going to uni next month and I’ll finally be far away from you.”
Or, Harry and Louis are co-workers, and a forgotten key might just be the push they need to work through their long standing rivalry.
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you’ll never feel like you’re alone (i’ll make this feel like home) by ajs_bookmark
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
05 May 2024
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Louis Tomlinson is the most oblivious idiot alive.